The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

Beans, beans, they're good for the heart.

It must be that bean I had for dinner.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:01

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:48

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Johnny.

JOHNNY.

JOHHHHHNNNNNYYYY!!!

Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed".

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:49

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book "Johnny Deformed".

Cool! she'll be a freak! We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:19

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Cool! she'll be a freak! We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.

Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue-Ball, the man with no hair!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:22

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

mrfart posted:

Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul rear end to Lollapalooza!

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Elfface posted:

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

I can't go to Bovine University, they'll use me like currency! :gonk:

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Elfface posted:

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

You're only calling us a "cow college" because we were founded by a cow. :colbert:

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:37

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You're only calling us a "cow college" because we were founded by a cow.

Well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it! Now, where are my chili boots?

# ? Aug 5, 2014 08:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

I can't go to Bovine University, they'll use me like currency!

Please don't send me to prison. They pee in a cup and then throw it on you. I saw it in a movie.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 08:46

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Well, of course everything looks bad if you remember it! Now, where are my chili boots?

They say be carved it himself... From a bigger spoon

# ? Aug 5, 2014 09:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Please don't send me to prison. They pee in a cup and then throw it on you. I saw it in a movie.

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going: prison!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 09:22

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going: prison!

Hey kid, help me bust out of here - I'll totally make it worth your while.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 13:15

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going: prison!

Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 14:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going: prison!

Wouldn't know. We only get basic cable.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:45

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

TMMadman posted:

Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released TMMadman, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote TMMadman for Mayor!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 17:25

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

Cool! she'll be a freak! We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.

Hey, you're stealing my trailer! ........... I like that.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 17:27

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

MondayHotDog posted:

It must be that bean I had for dinner.

Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:03

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey, you're stealing my trailer! ........... I like that.

All right! I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Red posted:

Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.

Don't thank me. Thank the rod.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:28

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

All right! I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

Memorize these funny place names!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

Memorize these funny place names!

Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

All right! I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

We're going to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:44

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

TMMadman posted:

We're going to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!

/moves hands in a "go on" gesture

... okily dokily...

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:46

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released TMMadman, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote TMMadman for Mayor!

Oh yeah yeah I love Grimby. Can I have another bumper sticker dude?

# ? Aug 5, 2014 23:03

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Charmed.

Red posted:

/moves hands in a "go on" gesture

... okily dokily...

... a-googily-doogily.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 23:47

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released TMMadman, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote TMMadman for Mayor!

Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

# ? Aug 5, 2014 23:48

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!

# ? Aug 6, 2014 00:03

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

# ? Aug 6, 2014 00:12

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Deviant posted:

Memorize these funny place names!

Texas
Seattle
Uh... Brooklyn
Homer

# ? Aug 6, 2014 00:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

gingerberger posted:

Texas
Seattle
Uh... Brooklyn
Homer

Who is that ignoramus? Smithers, who is that lollygagger? Who is the blubberpot? Who is that baffleweed? Lummox? Puddinghead? Beanhead? Goon? Goldbricker? Goofball? Drizzlepuss? Fumblefist?

# ? Aug 6, 2014 00:55

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

All right! I'm taking this thing to Mexico.

Then we'll ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Drink-Mix! Freedom!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:02

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who is that ignoramus? Smithers, who is that lollygagger? Who is the blubberpot? Who is that baffleweed? Lummox? Puddinghead? Beanhead? Goon? Goldbricker? Goofball? Drizzlepuss? Fumblefist?

Uh, Homer Simpson, sir. One of your organ banks from sector 7-G. All the recent events of your life have revolved around him in some way.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:03