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Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

MattO posted:

That hair is something that looks like it would appear on Nancy Grace's head, which is enough reason to dislike it.

Yep. You converted me. gently caress that haircut.

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Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

Centripetal Horse posted:

OK, this is bugging me. I suppose you could be between Cleveland and Akron, but it's hard to call Akron a "major city." I guess if you include the total metro area, you've got ~2,000,000 in Cleveland and maybe 6-700,000 in Akron. The city proper of Akron is probably less than 200,000.

You could be somewhere like Mansfield, but there's really no suburbia there, and an hour from Cleveland and an hour from Columbus isn't really "very close."

I think Akron and Youngstown are too far apart, given their not-quite-major-cities status.

You could be somewhere between Columbus and Dayton, or somewhere between Dayton and Cincinnati. Dayton suffers a bit from Akron Syndrome as far as being a major city, but Cincinnati and Columbus are too far apart.

There are some islands of country and woods, like Hinkcley, between Akron and Cleveland, but that doesn't feel right.

I am going with "somewhere between Dayton and Cincinnati" and putting you in, say, Lebanon, or Middletown. Somewhere in that area.

:stare: Extrememly good guess, your off by about 8 miles!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Attitude Indicator posted:

that could be a wonderfully looped gif if someone has more talent than me

:effort:

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

Constipated posted:

:stare: Extrememly good guess, your off by about 8 miles!
Never underestimate the ability of goons to glean information from virtually nothing. Usually they use this ability to identify porn though.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

pussy riot police posted:

Usually they use this ability to identify porn though.

A very noble service. Lets test this out.. The porn where the guy fingers his dickhole and says "YEEEAHH MAN... YEAH", all creepy like.


I'm giving it about 10 replies or less before someone identifies the particular porn flick I'm thinking about.. If it takes longer than that, I'll uhhh.. Post more nutshot videos or something.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Constipated posted:

:stare: Extrememly good guess, your off by about 8 miles!

Heh, I feel all cool that I got so close, but annoyed that I got so close, and still got it wrong.


pussy riot police posted:

Never underestimate the ability of goons to glean information from virtually nothing. Usually they use this ability to identify porn though.

If only I could get paid for deducing this sort of trivia. I don't see any ads for "pretty good guesser" on Craigslist.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

Centripetal Horse posted:

Heh, I feel all cool that I got so close, but annoyed that I got so close, and still got it wrong.

Most people from other parts of Ohio haven't even heard of the town I live in, so don't feel bad! Even though there's more than a little bit of racism, a heroin problem, and lots of mullets here, this place will always be home.. I love Dayton, Cincinnati is pretty cool too. Everyday I encounter hateful drug users, its kind of my life's goal to help people mend their ways, and make this area just a little bit more accepting to other races/cultures/sexualities.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sappo569 posted:

Reasonable does not enter into the equation when you're talking about using your children to earn a paycheque, no matter how lovely the father might be

I was being 100% sarcastic there.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Unfunny Poster posted:

I was being 100% sarcastic there.

:eng99:

Ugh I totally believed you

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Constipated posted:

Most people from other parts of Ohio haven't even heard of the town I live in, so don't feel bad! Even though there's more than a little bit of racism, a heroin problem, and lots of mullets here, this place will always be home.. I love Dayton, Cincinnati is pretty cool too. Everyday I encounter hateful drug users, its kind of my life's goal to help people mend their ways, and make this area just a little bit more accepting to other races/cultures/sexualities.

That sounds like a worthwhile goal, good luck with it. Cincitucky is not the most progressive area on the state of Ohio.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Centripetal Horse posted:

Cincitucky is not the most progressive area on the state of Ohio.

Is there a progressive area of Ohio?

*drives around Knox County counting Gadsden flags*

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Bucephalus posted:

Is there a progressive area of Ohio?

*drives around Knox County counting Gadsden flags*

Northeast Ohio is pretty liberal. The rest of the state sucks pretty hard.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
The cities are largely liberal. The farther you get from a city, the more crazy you will see. Which is part of the problem. The vast majority of the country dwellers are white, they don't ever get to be around other races that much, so they wholeheartedly believe stereotypes. They fear the unknown, which is a natural human thing. There are young and old white people out in the country that actually believe that black people have an extra bone in their legs, and that's the reason they are so good at basketball.. :suicide:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Is the schadenfreude here that people actually live in Ohio?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Constipated posted:

The cities are largely liberal. The farther you get from a city, the more crazy you will see. Which is part of the problem. The vast majority of the country dwellers are white, they don't ever get to be around other races that much, so they wholeheartedly believe stereotypes. They fear the unknown, which is a natural human thing. There are young and old white people out in the country that actually believe that black people have an extra bone in their legs, and that's the reason they are so good at basketball.. :suicide:

Hold on, extra bone?

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

Orkin Mang posted:

Hold on, extra bone?

I poo poo you not, I've heard it more than a few times from young and old.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Yeah, in their feet or their legs - that's a common racist misconception in the South and rural areas. They might even tack on something about extra leg muscles. This is why they're faster runners! (oh god no its not please don't think black people have extra bones that's some hosed up race science there)

There are a lot of people in the US who sincerely think men have one less rib than women, as an anatomical fact.

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
What's up with the Schadenfreude threads and discussions of Ohio geography and culture? It's the only place outside of Facebook that I see my hometown mentioned.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Song For The Deaf posted:

What's up with the Schadenfreude threads and discussions of Ohio geography and culture? It's the only place outside of Facebook that I see my hometown mentioned.

Talking about Ohio is schadenfreude for anyone who doesn't live there.

The Dreamer
Oct 15, 2013

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Living in my rural area in Washington, seeing a non-Hispanic or Native American minority in person is like seeing a unicorn. Also there are lots of people who claim to be liberal but go around spouting out racial slurs like they're going out of style. Goddamn wannabe rednecks.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Deteriorata posted:

Talking about Ohio is schadenfreude for anyone who doesn't live there.

Just like Florida?

Florida Man is a good source of FL-related schadenfreude, for those who don't know.

emptyspace
Oct 21, 2008

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Yeah, in their feet or their legs - that's a common racist misconception in the South and rural areas. They might even tack on something about extra leg muscles. This is why they're faster runners! (oh god no its not please don't think black people have extra bones that's some hosed up race science there)

There are a lot of people in the US who sincerely think men have one less rib than women, as an anatomical fact.

The extra muscle thing was pretty common where I grew up, in a rural area northeast of Dallas. Never heard anything about an extra bone.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
As usual, a poo poo load of stuff.

















Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

StrangersInTheNight posted:

There are a lot of people in the US who sincerely think men have one less rib than women, as an anatomical fact.

Eve wasn't created from a rib.

Official Bizness
Dec 4, 2007

wark wark wark



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DuDbt_xSIc

An employee calls out of work for two days, lies about it, and keeps digging herself deeper and deeper. Is posting the audio from the call illegal? Is the employer himself a giant dick? Maybe, but I was still amused.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

This came from imgur with the caption that the poster had waited two hours in line with her kid to "meet Elsa from Frozen"

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Antivehicular posted:

Is the schadenfreude here that people actually live in Ohio?

Yes. Absolutely.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Some internet libertarian schadenfreude happened today, convicted felon Brian Dunning got fifteen months and three years probation. Guess he'll have to stop begging for money on his show and start begging for cigs and Tucks pads.

http://skepchick.org/2014/08/brian-dunning-sentenced-to-15-months-in-prison-for-fraud/

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


What am I seeing here? I'm guessing a nutshot, but I can't make it out.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

What am I seeing here? I'm guessing a nutshot, but I can't make it out.

I think lovely couch blew a spring, or something

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school

Sappo569 posted:

I think lovely couch blew a spring, or something

It was an airbag

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


That looks like a good way to gently caress up your couch

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

She did this intentionally. Not well, but intentionally. It's a vogueing move called a drop.

Unless the schadenfreude comes from watching a white person rip off queer black culture and suck at it, in which case, carry on.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Sex Hobbit posted:

Unless the schadenfreude comes from watching a white person rip off queer black culture and suck at it, in which case, carry on.

What?

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

dude is showing off his knowledge of queer black culture don't hate.

Brass Key
Sep 15, 2007

Attention! Something tremendous has happened!

Sex Hobbit posted:

Unless the schadenfreude comes from watching a white person rip off queer black culture and suck at it, in which case, carry on.

It's from a competition. She came second to a black trans woman (who is dressed as wonder woman). If entering a dance contest is cultural appropriation, now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhhd_tEaJEQ

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Brass Key posted:

It's from a competition. She came second to a black trans woman (who is dressed as wonder woman). If entering a dance contest is cultural appropriation, now...

I think it was a joke.

edit:
Yeah, what's that guy's deal? The L.A. Beast would never degrease his pizza. :colbert:
vvvv

And More has a new favorite as of 09:49 on Aug 6, 2014

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Sappo569 posted:

Reasonable does not enter into the equation when you're talking about using your children to earn a paycheque, no matter how lovely the father might be

:content:

Everyone's favorite broken internet man-child Ulillillia decided to eat a 30" pizza over 4 days, without refrigerating it (skip to 5:37 to hear the vocal embodiment of I've made a terrible mistake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo&t=337s

gently caress, a 30" plain pizza, that must've been so boring to eat. Also if he hadn't mopped up the grease I reckon he could've polished that off in one sitting, he made it too dry.

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
...why did he ask if it came in a box? What else could it possibly come in?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I promise you that consistency and color took hours in a laboratory.

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