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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

nooneofconsequence posted:

I saw someone wearing a Sons of Anarchy shirt today.

I didn't know how to react.

My mom showed me episode 1 at her house and we watched the next few episodes on her Netflix before I left. She thinks she turned me onto something awesome & doesn't realize that I hate what it's become.

She got me a SOA shirt for Christmas. :negative:

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Lol at all the Dexter stuff. That's why I don't pay for Showtime anymore. Sounds even worse than Weeds.

ninja edit: SoA is totally a Showtime-caliber show now that I think about it.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

thathonkey posted:

Lol at all the Dexter stuff. That's why I don't pay for Showtime anymore. Sounds even worse than Weeds.

ninja edit: SoA is totally a Showtime-caliber show now that I think about it.

I can't even begin to imagine the horror of SoA without the restrictions that even basic cable shows have to live with.

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

I remember when people were afraid they'd get beaten up by real 1%ers for wearing SoA tops. Now they're just afraid of being between up for their terrible taste in telly.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

Holyshoot posted:

Pretty sure Abel would be the terror. He comes from the crackhead mother. Thomas has a mom who was a doctor. Granted they switched roles in who was dumber but my money would still be on Thomas as the good one.

Abel would be Happy...or Tig.

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Spoeank posted:

My mom showed me episode 1 at her house and we watched the next few episodes on her Netflix before I left. She thinks she turned me onto something awesome & doesn't realize that I hate what it's become.

She got me a SOA shirt for Christmas. :negative:

Be fair, the show is terrible now but -

I stared at a blinking cursor for a while there with a reason that I could not get out of my head in an intelligible way. poo poo. gently caress it, season two was amazing,I'll watch to the end*.

Opie, Kozik, you were taken from us too soon.






*Also, I (hopefully) helped get some bike porn on the show for people who want to drool over bikes. Haven't heard anything back but it was a no downside to anyone kind of situation.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
What are the odds that at some point in the last season someone digs up Otto's corpse and fucks it?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Your Gay Uncle posted:

What are the odds that at some point in the last season someone digs up Otto's corpse and fucks it?

Do you think Andrew weiner would write about his corpse getting dug up and hosed in the rear end?

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Funny you should ask! Right idea, but wrong corpse.

Ghostpilot posted:

^^^ :stare: That warrants being saved for posterity.



Just in case someone at FX witnesses that tweet in abject horror and forces meekly requests that he remove it.

Gotta admire the efficiency of Sutter reminding everyone of how much of a piece of poo poo he is in under 140 characters.

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013
http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/07/27/sons-of-anarchy-comic-con-2014-panel/

I'm curious, how has Jax not been an "inciter" before? Maybe I'm not understanding Sutter right, but it seems like Jax has been an "inciter" for awhile now.

Also looks like the nightmare won't end for awhile now. Books are now guaranteed. I wonder how long it will take before one of them will contradict something in the story's plot.

I found this, too, but I don't know if any of it's true. IMDB and all.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1124373/board/nest/232687777

Kinda hoping it's false, but knowing Sutter's style like I do, it's probably all true. Hope we'll at least get an explanation for why Jax is beating a guy like that, not just some "Oh, Jax is in a really dark place right now, and we're gonna portray that by showing him beating the poo poo out of a dude for no real reason." I'm just gonna go ahead and bet that this 'new Jax' isn't going to last long, or if he does his actions will be nothing but a random slew of things done for no real reason because he's "so different and much more brutal!"

Gemma's also going to be the one who becomes a lumberjack. Jax will wake up in bed with Ed O'Neill and confess the horrible nightmare he had. At that point, he'll be told the story lines of his dreams are starting to suffer, a fact that's blamed on his frequent watching of Dexter. Then he'll go back to sleep, and I assume this is where Sutter's next show comes in.

EDIT: On the bright side, at least we won't have to worry about Tara's corpse getting raped, unless Sutter would actually sink as low as devoting screen time to her body being dug up and violated. Christ, he totally would, wouldn't he?

JaddaCaddra fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jul 28, 2014

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Wait why would Tara's grave have prison numbers? She wasn't in custody at the time of her death. Why wouldn't they just release her body to her family?

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Propaganda Machine posted:

Wait why would Tara's grave have prison numbers? She wasn't in custody at the time of her death. Why wouldn't they just release her body to her family?

Street cred of course. And it doesn't say she's at some prison cemetery (is that even a thing?), just that it's on the headstone.

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

Spoeank posted:

My mom showed me episode 1 at her house and we watched the next few episodes on her Netflix before I left. She thinks she turned me onto something awesome & doesn't realize that I hate what it's become.

She got me a SOA shirt for Christmas. :negative:

We believe every word of this.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Propaganda Machine posted:

Wait why would Tara's grave have prison numbers? She wasn't in custody at the time of her death. Why wouldn't they just release her body to her family?

Considering her family does technically include Jax and Gemma, it's really about the best thing they could've done for her.

Noirex
May 30, 2006

Lea Michele Books Sons of Anarchy Guest Appearance :lol:

""I'll be appearing on an episode of my favorite show @SonsofAnarchy! Thank you so much @Harparbar & @sutterink #SOAFX," she tweeted and included a photo. The people she thanks included Paris Barclay, a director on both Sons of Anarchy and Glee and SOA creator Kurt Sutter.

Michele will play Gertie, "an empathetic truck stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma during a difficult time," a rep for FX told E! News.Michele will play Gertie, "an empathetic truck stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma during a difficult time," a rep for FX told E! News."

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sutter is going to rape Rachel Berry.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Noirex posted:

Michele will play Gertie, "an empathetic truck stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma during a difficult time," a rep for FX told E! News.

Please let Halfsack be the father.

Noirex
May 30, 2006

vyst posted:

Sutter is going to rape Rachel Berry.

She'll be singing during the rape montage too.

Charlie Hunnam's Message to Comic Con

It's kinda cute :3:

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Noirex posted:

Michele will play Gertie, "an empathetic truck stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma during a difficult time," a rep for FX told E! News.

It took this long for Kurt Sutter to work a truck stop into the story?

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005
somebody tell me somebody is getting hit with a skateboard

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
FX apparently likes Sutter enough to sign him to 20th with a first-look option on anything he writes...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/kurt-sutter-inks-new-deal-721722

Why, I do not know. I've been half-assedly watching since season 3 and lurking the thread and goddamn, talk about a show that went off the rails. Why the gently caress did he kill Tara off? Like, what the hell did Tara do to deserve Gemma doing that to her? Seriously. All she wanted was what was best for her kids. Gemma being all hosed up and Peg Bundy-ish is honestly the worst character development ever. Like, first two seasons, Gemma was a seriously conniving, awesome, manipulative bitch who really could have been a fantastic character. And then she turns into someone who just gets high and fucks poo poo up with no real development as to why.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Because "None's gonna take mah keeds!"

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

AA is for Quitters posted:

FX apparently likes Sutter enough to sign him to 20th with a first-look option on anything he writes...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/kurt-sutter-inks-new-deal-721722

Why, I do not know. I've been half-assedly watching since season 3 and lurking the thread and goddamn, talk about a show that went off the rails. Why the gently caress did he kill Tara off? Like, what the hell did Tara do to deserve Gemma doing that to her? Seriously. All she wanted was what was best for her kids. Gemma being all hosed up and Peg Bundy-ish is honestly the worst character development ever. Like, first two seasons, Gemma was a seriously conniving, awesome, manipulative bitch who really could have been a fantastic character. And then she turns into someone who just gets high and fucks poo poo up with no real development as to why.

Because SoA probably makes more than all of FX's critical darlings combined. Same reason they gave him all those unprecedented(?) extra-long episodes every single week last year.

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp
Tara being absent from season 7 is about the only thing it has going for it.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Kaytwo posted:

Tara being absent from season 7 is about the only thing it has going for it.
Thanks for popping in a week after this thread got buried to let us know!

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online
Tara was the only character calling out Gemma's bullshit.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Kaytwo posted:

Tara being absent from season 7 is about the only thing it has going for it.

If only because we won't have yet another rehash of her jousting with Gemma. Come to think of it, that's a well that's tapped dry for ol' Kurt. Suppose that leaves room for more montages.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Ghostpilot posted:

If only because we won't have yet another rehash of her jousting with Gemma. Come to think of it, that's a well that's tapped dry for ol' Kurt. Suppose that leaves room for more montages.

Maybe tara and gemma will finally be able to get along

insideoutsider
Aug 31, 2003

You want a van? I get you a van.
Just ripped through this show and now the thread. Lots of great laughs.

This show is a comedy. Gemma is hilarious. So glad the bathtubs of piss got a lot of love in this thread.

Why haven't we seen Bobby dress up as Elvis since the pilot? I feel like he should be in Elvis gear at least twice a season.

Other than close family and Wayne taking care of Jax's kids, they spend a LOT of time with unnamed biker groupies. Par for the course in that world I'm sure, but I'd like to see a scene where Abel mentions one of the girls pushing him on the swing kept complaining about a serious rash. Or maybe he finds a needle in her purse and shoves it in his tongue? Without cutting away of course.

I also love seeing all the LA spots where they shoot. They have a go to spot in my neighborhood, Eagle Rock, and they've shot there twice for this next season. It makes me smile when I walk by the spot where Jax gets all macho and yells and Juice or whoever is pissing him off.

I'm excited to be following this comedy show with everybody this fall!

Kaytwo
Jun 2, 2014

by Ralp

insideoutsider posted:

Just ripped through this show and now the thread. Lots of great laughs.

This show is a comedy. Gemma is hilarious. So glad the bathtubs of piss got a lot of love in this thread.

Why haven't we seen Bobby dress up as Elvis since the pilot? I feel like he should be in Elvis gear at least twice a season.

Other than close family and Wayne taking care of Jax's kids, they spend a LOT of time with unnamed biker groupies. Par for the course in that world I'm sure, but I'd like to see a scene where Abel mentions one of the girls pushing him on the swing kept complaining about a serious rash. Or maybe he finds a needle in her purse and shoves it in his tongue? Without cutting away of course.

I also love seeing all the LA spots where they shoot. They have a go to spot in my neighborhood, Eagle Rock, and they've shot there twice for this next season. It makes me smile when I walk by the spot where Jax gets all macho and yells and Juice or whoever is pissing him off.

I'm excited to be following this comedy show with everybody this fall!

Very interesting post.

insideoutsider
Aug 31, 2003

You want a van? I get you a van.

Kaytwo posted:

Very interesting post.

Looking forward to all the colorful insight this fall!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I also raced through the show and then the thread and I just wanted to say that it increased my enjoyment of the show exponentially. Some of the funniest poo poo ever. But it was helpful in a another way: see, before I came across this thread, I only knew that it was a show on FX about bikers and that it was popular. I was watching so fast, my own realization that it was a terrible show was just catching up to me around the time I finished getting caught up. So you see, being able to stumble into the open arms of this thread to find so many like-minded individuals was especially comforting in that time of intense distress.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Jeoh posted:

Street cred of course. And it doesn't say she's at some prison cemetery (is that even a thing?), just that it's on the headstone.

Everything about it reads like a prison grave, which she wouldn't even be entitled to. It breaks Jax's character (even more) to do it that way.

Also, TLo has revealed that the SoA set has Lea Michelle smoking in public. Oh no! Her precious voice!

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

Ghostpilot posted:

If only because we won't have yet another rehash of her jousting with Gemma. Come to think of it, that's a well that's tapped dry for ol' Kurt. Suppose that leaves room for more montages.

I'd have let Tara live if it would have prevented Courtney Love on my tv screen.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

The moment that all none, okay maybe some have been waiting for is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWYa759ij5U

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

suboptimal posted:

The moment that all none, okay maybe some have been waiting for is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWYa759ij5U

jax gone hood, sister

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Looks like Hunman figured out a way to put even more bounce in that bro-walk. I guess that's supposed to indicate he's more pissed off than he's ever been on the show. Acting!

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Basebf555 posted:

Looks like Hunman figured out a way to put even more bounce in that bro-walk. I guess that's supposed to indicate he's more pissed off than he's ever been on the show. Acting!

Hopefully by the end of the series, he'll just be hopping from foot to foot.

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

suboptimal posted:

The moment that all none, okay maybe some have been waiting for is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWYa759ij5U

Pretty good trailer. From information already available, I'm gonna guess that Juice is gonna be the one who buys it around the third or fourth episode, and then afterward the "who killed Tara" storyline will be dropped until the last few episodes. Which means ten episodes of Gemma's stories and pointless filler arcs. Yaaay.

Glad to see Michael Shamus Wiles is back again as Jury though. Wonder if his role will amount to just a another thirty second cameo or something more this time.

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CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

JaddaCaddra posted:

Pretty good trailer.

Agreed! It actually got me excited to finally put this series to rest

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