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One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

twoday posted:

Welp, I wasn't expecting that to be true, but

e: still doesn't explain what the bear was trying to do.

Seriouspost: it was trying to break through to a seal den above the water in the ice, it could hear them moving under the ice but didn't know how thick the ice was.

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

rock rock posted:

OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no.

So, is it any good?

I drank the one on the left back in college on a dare and it gave me food poisoning so bad I almost had to be hospitized. Thanks Big Lots.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 18:04

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

It's a selfie

The story behind that photo and the debate it ignited makes it even better.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 18:15

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I have a feeling that once this game comes out it won't be the last time we'll get a picture like that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L54s2m1dPs

# ? Aug 6, 2014 19:06

zin: Nov 3, 2003; WHEEEAOOOW

Liquid Chicken posted:

Tobias F�nke - the early years.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 19:48

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

Welp, I wasn't expecting that to be true, but

e: still doesn't explain what the bear was trying to do.

A headstand.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:50

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

This was posted in the Idiots on Social Media thread.

slingshot effect posted:

This is the correct thread.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:53

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

rock rock posted:

OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no.

So, is it any good?

I love caesars, the spicier the better. My husband and I also made cheladas before we even knew they were a thing, we just figured they'd go good together.

Now I'm craving a caesar. Thanks Funny Picture Thread.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:16

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Burma-Shave.

I'll, um, I'll pass.

I don't know, Owen is probably cold by now.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:03

I Might Be Adam: Jun 12, 2007; Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:46

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Picnic Princess posted:

I love caesars, the spicier the better. My husband and I also made cheladas before we even knew they were a thing, we just figured they'd go good together.

Now I'm craving a caesar. Thanks Funny Picture Thread.

Ok, as a regular Bloody Mary drinker, but not a big fan of clams (I like them fried, steamed makes me want to gag), I'm going to have to try this. Savory.. I like savory.

Any tips on which brands of mix to try? Or, ideas on doctoring up existing mixes (I have to add more hot sauce, and garlic to mine)?

And, not to totes derail:

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:00

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

Liquid Chicken posted:

Not bad, but I still think this one's the winner.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:24

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I love these. The only thing wrong with them is that there aren't hundreds of them. I've seen some attempts at making more of them, but they suck compared to the original series.

Have an old-fashioned monkey knife fight.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:27

JGdmn: Jun 12, 2005; Like I give a fuck.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Any tips on which brands of mix to try? Or, ideas on doctoring up existing mixes (I have to add more hot sauce, and garlic to mine)?

Buy some Clamato and add what you would usually add to tomato juice to make the kind of Bloody Mary you like.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:07

One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Also use a spicy pickled green bean or two instead of celery. This is apparently vitally important because of cocktail reasons.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:26

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I'll, um, I'll pass.

Cookie? Ok, might skip the hot dog though

# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:41

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

One Swell Foop posted:

Also use a spicy pickled green bean or two instead of celery. This is apparently vitally important because of cocktail reasons.

The best local eatery in Victoria garnishes their bourbon caesars with pickled asparagus and candied bacon. Clamato juice best juice.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:47

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

thread posted:

tomatoclams

Just drink straight vodka like normal humans gosh.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:59

Tora! Tora! Tora!: Dec 28, 2008; Shake it baby

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

This one doesn't work for me because it's so anachronistic. Panera Bread didn't exist until the 90's and Tapout wasn't around until the 2000s. Or is that like the point and I'm missing it? There weren't people on scooters in the 80s either, I guess.

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cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

Chard posted:

Just drink straight vodka like normal humans gosh.

It's pretty much just to cure hangovers.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:06

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008

FishBulb posted:

Ive seen those bloody marys around before and I have so many questions, like where do I get them and how much do they cost

The Milwaukee Brewer one comes from Davey's Pub in Fond du Lac, WI. They're five bucks. They own so hard.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:12

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

cowboythreespeech posted:

It's pretty much just to cure hangovers.

Chard posted:

Just drink straight vodka like normal humans gosh.

was I unclear?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:19

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Yard Sard dyslexia strikes again!

And various outer pictures.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:20

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:16

Tasoth: Dec 13, 2011

twoday posted:

e: still doesn't explain what the bear was trying to do.

Breach the ice to get out delicious, delicious seal pups beneath it. Or some other form of burrow dwelling animal.

EDIT: Beaten, what I get for reply before looking at this page.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:07

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

stubblyhead posted:

Not bad, but I still think this one's the winner.

I don't know if that picture originated in Russia, but I hope it did and I hope the parents beat those kids.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:15

POLICE CAR AUCTION: Dec 1, 2003; I'm not a princess

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:37

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

im pooping! posted:

I don't know if that picture originated in Russia, but I hope it did and I hope the parents beat those kids.

Cool

# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:49

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

The MSJ posted:

Wanna click that less button.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:07

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

trapped mouse posted:

Cool

That could just be proof that he has small hands. Too many variables.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:42

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

# ? Aug 7, 2014 06:56

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

mrkillboy posted:

Elephant telepathy reading quote: "Aaaw yiss!"

# ? Aug 7, 2014 07:56

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Ok, as a regular Bloody Mary drinker, but not a big fan of clams (I like them fried, steamed makes me want to gag), I'm going to have to try this. Savory.. I like savory.

Any tips on which brands of mix to try? Or, ideas on doctoring up existing mixes (I have to add more hot sauce, and garlic to mine)?

I hate seafood more than anyone, yet I love Clamato. It does not taste like clams. It's like fish sauce. It's really just tastes like extra salt. I find name brand Clamato tastier than no name brands, and there doesn't seem to be any other version out there as far as I can tell.

If you ever come to Canada and order in restaurants (at least in Calgary) you usually can order half spice, regular, or extra spice. Most of that has to do with the salt on the rim of the glass. If you go to a bar where these aren't an option, find a new bar.

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