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revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
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Guinness posted:

Cool old Subaru Sambars



This makes me miss the days when pickup trucks weren't mile-high plastic Johnson extenders.

More this:



Less this:

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Thats a pretty nice interior.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Ford is singlehandedly keeping the entire button manufacturing industry afloat.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Better than loving touchscreen-only controls for everything.

PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me
But not as good as climate controls operated by three rotary knobs. Even fancy automatic temperature control can be operated with three knobs and two or three buttons.

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

What racist rear end country do you live in, mister??

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

PBCrunch posted:

But not as good as climate controls operated by three rotary knobs. Even fancy automatic temperature control can be operated with three knobs and two or three buttons.

I am very partial to a good climate control. I use one knob to go hotter or cooler and generally touch it two to five times in a four hour drive. If I'm feeling fancy I push the button for a/c.

Mind you, my Ford has a dozen more buttons, but I trust it can figure out everything else. Cold on top vents, 70 degrees outside is very low fan to hit my goal of 72 in shade. Those buttons are for my meddling wife who thinks she knows better.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


SyHopeful posted:

What racist rear end country do you live in, mister??

I like how you can tell most of the people in the city are racist just by looking at a simple picture.

It's true though.


Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


88h88 posted:

I like how you can tell most of the people in the city are racist just by looking at a simple picture.

It's true though.




I think he's referencing the store selling blacks. That kind of store was outlawed in the states in the mid 1800s.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



88h88 posted:

I like how you can tell most of the people in the city are racist just by looking at a simple picture.

It's true though.



It was probably a joke about Blacks in the back

Where they belong :smuggo:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


I see this outside my work occasionally; I don't know anything about it, I just think the paint is :krad:

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

xzzy posted:

Ford is singlehandedly keeping the entire button manufacturing industry afloat.

My Focus is very irritating for this reason. The buttons on the stereo (except forthe main control knobs) are very nondescript and impossible to use without looking.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


freelop posted:

It was probably a joke about Blacks in the back

Where they belong :smuggo:

:ssh: I got the joke, it was obviously a failed attempt at humour on my part. :/


As penance have a trio of 3 little electric ad cars tootling around Japan somewhere.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Guinness posted:

Cool old Subaru Sambars





That is adorable. Love the color too.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

88h88 posted:

:ssh: I got the joke, it was obviously a failed attempt at humour on my part. :/


As penance have a trio of 3 little electric ad cars tootling around Japan somewhere.



Those look they should have a fuse coming out the back.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

revdrkevind posted:

This makes me miss the days when pickup trucks weren't mile-high plastic Johnson extenders.

More this:



Less this:



So trucks are supposed to be custom fabricated tube frame monstrosities that cost in the six figure range?

Ok.

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

It was a bad example, but his point is that there are no small trucks on the market anymore. Even today's "small" trucks are ginormous compared to 90s era small trucks. And yeah of course all vehicles have bloated in size compared to their 90s-era counterparts, but trucks way way more than anything else.





These size trucks are awesome for urban homeowners and DIYers that don't need to tow 10,000 lbs, and live in places where an F-150 is an obnoxiously huge vehicle to drive/park. The only real "small" truck left is the Tacoma which hasn't been updated in 10 years. Even the new Canyon is pretty huge compared to a D21 or old Tacoma/Ranger.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Guinness posted:

It was a bad example, but his point is that there are no small trucks on the market anymore. Even today's "small" trucks are ginormous compared to 90s era small trucks. And yeah of course all vehicles have bloated in size compared to their 90s-era counterparts, but trucks way way more than anything else.





These size trucks are awesome for urban homeowners and DIYers that don't need to tow 10,000 lbs, and live in places where an F-150 is an obnoxiously huge vehicle to drive/park. The only real "small" truck left is the Tacoma which hasn't been updated in 10 years. Even the new Canyon is pretty huge compared to a D21 or old Tacoma/Ranger.

problem solved:

http://www.smythkitcars.com/





It's a $3500 kit for the mkiv jetta, meaning you can even have a diesel pickup!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxb7b0jGZvc

How have I not seen this before?

Lamar Smith R-TX
Feb 23, 2012

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

3.0 Z4 with sport pack and steelies :3:

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Powershift posted:

problem solved:

http://www.smythkitcars.com/





It's a $3500 kit for the mkiv jetta, meaning you can even have a diesel pickup!
That's...

Okay, that's nice.

Suppose you could always take the hatch off a Porsche 944, weld in a window behind the rear seats and call it a pickup. :v:

e: Like this:



I suppose that goes a bit beyond just taking out the hatch, but eh. I'd fuckin drive it, that or the Shooting brake conversion.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
http://www.reidwashbon.com/racing_parts_racing_products/exhaust.aspx

Incoming turbo manifold / race engine porn
















BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Aug 7, 2014

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

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Guinness posted:

It was a bad example, but his point is that there are no small trucks on the market anymore. Even today's "small" trucks are ginormous compared to 90s era small trucks. And yeah of course all vehicles have bloated in size compared to their 90s-era counterparts, but trucks way way more than anything else.

Not only the size but the stadium truck is also doing fun truck-things and getting dirty and torn up instead of living on blacktop and being a lifestyle device, without having to be three miles long, which apparently people are confused about judging by modern advertising.

And going from this being a tricked-out ride (very nearly my dad):


To this being standard:


I especially hate how the trucks come lifted a foot off the tires now, for penis no reason. My dad got a newer Silverado, and when I'm there I refuse to drive it on the backcountry roads. You're miles away from the ground, you can't see anything, and your only connection to the wheels seems to be via a series of beacons. Driving his old S10 I'd be barreling around the hills having a blast.


I approve this conversion.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:






So as a kid in the 80s I adored the Pole Position cartoon. Y'know, the one closely linked to the Namco arcade driving game of the same name. The one where your secret agent parents get killed solving some case and the villainous looking boss of theirs decides you can just take their place driving fast cars with talking computers in them whilst living a double life as a pair of circus-trick performing stuntmen/women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_xGfrdbhY

Yeah that one. I watched the intro video to this the other day and the sister's car is blatantly a Mustang, I've known that since I was little, it's very distinctive, just a few liberties taken with the convertible top. The brother's car though I always assumed was just one drawn up from imagination. There were a LOT of 70s concept cars which were wedge shaped, the one I think it takes most inspiration from is the Mazda RX-500, which I never knew was just THAT loving cool...






So yeah, that's my late night car-related ramblings.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Oh jeez, I forgot about that cartoon completely until I saw the talking computer and the RX7 style 80s dash on the RX500. One of the cars was named Wheels, but I'll be damned if I know which one.

edit: It's the Mustang. I guess that's mentioned in the video, if I had the sound on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_Position_(TV_series)

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Aug 7, 2014

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

revdrkevind posted:

I approve this conversion.

They should sell Utes in America.

America is more violent than Australia; Australia has Utes, America doesn't. Ergo, having Utes makes a country less violent.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

El Scotch posted:

They should sell Utes in America.

America is more violent than Australia; Australia has Utes, America doesn't. Ergo, having Utes makes a country less violent.

We were so close.

And then, as GM always does, they killed it, right when it was about to get good.

(Or in this case, just before release.)

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm



Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

MrYenko posted:

We were so close.

And then, as GM always does, they killed it, right when it was about to get good.

(Or in this case, just before release.)

Every couple of years a rumor about the El Camino returning pops up and it never happens. Is it so hard to rebadge a ute, GM?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


As much as i want one, i doubt the market for it is there.

It could have been, but the generation of car buyer who would have bought it has been beaten to death. Basically every new car now has to appeal to baby boomers.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
As soon as I feel my skills are up to it I will buy a 70's EC and build the car I want myself. Screw you GM I'll do it myself.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Rhyno posted:

As soon as I feel my skills are up to it I will buy a 70's EC and build the car I want myself. Screw you GM I'll do it myself.

I have fugues of looking into it. Last time I figured out how much it would cost to order all the G-body parts to convert an 80s Elco to stick shift. Then I decided not to buy the car, because it was mostly rust and the picture showed it parked in a ditch.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I have fugues of looking into it. Last time I figured out how much it would cost to order all the G-body parts to convert an 80s Elco to stick shift. Then I decided not to buy the car, because it was mostly rust and the picture showed it parked in a ditch.

I don't even need that, I'd just want something I could reliably drive on a road trip without worry of it breaking down.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


somehow wandered into looking at old military trucks for sale. All the cool stuff is in lovely europe. Why couldn't world war 2 have happened here :(





MonkeyNutZ
Dec 26, 2008

"A cave isn't gonna cut it, we're going to have to use Beebo"
The US had cool utes, we just got rid of them all

We still have the fairly crazy 460 big block in my basement.

Edward IV
Jan 15, 2006

Powershift posted:

problem solved:

http://www.smythkitcars.com/





It's a $3500 kit for the mkiv jetta, meaning you can even have a diesel pickup!

Now I kind of want to see this done to a short wheelbase Subaru to have a proper successor to the BRAT. One could probably even utilize the rear body panels and tailgate from a Baja.

While I suppose you could also just cut the rear passenger compartment out of a Baja, I think the Baja still looks too funky with the longer wheelbase.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Edward IV posted:

Now I kind of want to see this done to a short wheelbase Subaru to have a proper successor to the BRAT. One could probably even utilize the rear body panels and tailgate from a Baja.

While I suppose you could also just cut the rear passenger compartment out of a Baja, I think the Baja still looks too funky with the longer wheelbase.


Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



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Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

Great Beer posted:

Every couple of years a rumor about the El Camino returning pops up and it never happens. Is it so hard to rebadge a ute, GM?

It's like wagons, and man tran options on cars, you see people on the internet complaining they can't buy one, and when someone makes one, nobody buys it.

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