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Whatever cayenne pepper is doing to my digestive system it sure isn't repairing it, as my rear end in a top hat is going to attest to tomorrow morning.
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As a insufferable human being retard with a small dick, I too think PA's dick wolf comic and Jontrons dumb tweets are offensive and I have a few words to say about those two and how they handled criticism! Also, I have like, five of these on my feed 
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Oh oh me! I've got one! Posted by my cousin just now As someone with an ulcer the last thing I want to eat is God dammed cayenne pepper.
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Animated Nerd posted:As someone with an ulcer the last thing I want to eat is God dammed cayenne pepper. The pain means it's working.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:32
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Oh oh me! I've got one! Posted by my cousin just now Capsacin is actually pretty much a potential wonder drug, especially for nervous system stuff, and a lot of those aren't far from the truth. Stopping a heart attack is pretty much unlikely though, but it wouldn't surprise me - it does thin the blood, rapidly.
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SybilVimes posted:Capsacin is actually pretty much a potential wonder drug, especially for nervous system stuff, and a lot of those aren't far from the truth. I keep seeing people posting about how weed cures all ills too, so forgive me for thinking that's pretty much complete bullshit.
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Aug 6, 2014 23:40
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SybilVimes posted:Capsacin is actually pretty much a potential wonder drug, especially for nervous system stuff, and a lot of those aren't far from the truth. [citation needed]
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LoonShia posted:It's also a kind of meatball, right? Yes it is (at least in the uk). The cafe down the street from me used to have a daily special one of which was "human being Tuesday". This did cause some confusion for some American visitors.
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kazil posted:[citation needed] http://www.webmd.com/drugs/drug-4181-capsaicin+top.aspx Seems like it does have painkiller properties but is far from a miracle drug.
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Huntersoninski posted:http://www.webmd.com/drugs/drug-4181-capsaicin+top.aspx They have also been injecting it directly into the spine over the last few years which helps the signals sent via the nervous system that I can't fully relate with my limited knowledge in the field.
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Aug 7, 2014 01:14
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I'm imagining a version of Crank in which Jason Statham instead has to constantly ingest specialist, experimental yuppie hot sauces to avoid his artificial spinal cord shutting down. Also he breaths fire.
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Aug 7, 2014 01:17
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DoctorWhat posted:Also he
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Aug 7, 2014 01:20
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Why not both!? Rocket-powered Jason Statham. FUND IT, LIONSGATE!
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Aug 7, 2014 01:23
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please don't crank 2 was pretty much the worst movie ever
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Excels posted:please don't crank 2 was pretty much the worst movie ever Maybe the real idiots on social media is coming... from inside this thread...
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Aug 7, 2014 02:09
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Excels posted:please don't crank 2 was pretty much the worst movie ever I know we just got over explaining why casually bandying about the word "retarded" is bad, but this post... oh man, this post.
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Sebastian Vettel posted:For some content, for context a guy was recently filmed shouting abuse at a bus driver in the city in Taiwan where I live. He was Taiwanese (and pretty clearly Asian even if you didn't know that) but raised and educated in North America so shouted in English with a North American accent. The Chinese social media scene is crazy surrounding this guy. The weirdest part, though, is that it's totally focused on that he's not 100% born/raised in Taiwan. All the Taiwanese/Chinese language news are even calling him a 老外 (a maybe sorta pejorative term for a foreigner) instead of a 华侨/华裔 which are more common/"nice" words specifically for an overseas-raised Chinese. Also Taiwanese people have human flesh searched him, doxxed him, and are calling to deport and/or murder him.
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Apogee15 posted:Identifying yourself by any one small thing is stupid no matter what that one thing is. This is why I identify myself by my penis.
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 Short, and sweet. Forgot to mention this was posted by a very white dude who drove an Infiniti in high school. Leninboarrir has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 03:34
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The balls on that guy, pulling the race card at the end.
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big duck equals goose posted:As a insufferable human being retard with a small dick, I too think PA's dick wolf comic and Jontrons dumb tweets are offensive and I have a few words to say about those two and how they handled criticism! That's the worst version yet. Normally it's supposed to at least be smug or smarmy. This one's just sad, it's basically: That's stupid, you're stupid, gently caress you. Just post that and be done with it. Leave poor Kermit out of this.
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The sad thing about most of these stupid Facebook memes that get spread around is a lot of them could be really funny if used properly. The video of the guy doing the Kermit "That's none of my business" is actually hilarious to me. But people use them as a platform for self righteousness or use them totally and completely improperly.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I know we just got over explaining why casually bandying about the word "retarded" is bad, but this post... oh man, this post. alright hang on, people liked crank 2? or am i missing a joke here
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Excels posted:alright hang on, people liked crank 2? or am i missing a joke here The Crank movies were mildly entertaining, and can be noted for trying something new (however well that turned out). Then like any piece of media to some it is the greatest thing ever made, and to others it is the biggest piece of poo poo.
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Without getting into the distinction between herbs and spices (spoiler: they done hosed up), how do you master one? Classes? Written tests? Do you have to climb a remote mountain in South America where a wizened old man calls you grasshopper and eats unimaginable amounts of cayenne?
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Aug 7, 2014 06:30
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My Lovely Horse posted:Without getting into the distinction between herbs and spices (spoiler: they done hosed up), how do you master one? Classes? Written tests? Do you have to climb a remote mountain in South America where a wizened old man calls you grasshopper and eats unimaginable amounts of cayenne? Eat 100g each day basically. Also, don't put anything in your mouth without adding cayenne. This includes penises and vaginas. Also, why didn't they add "indigestion" to the list? That seems like a real thing that cayenne could help with.
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Slime posted:I keep seeing people posting about how weed cures all ills too, so forgive me for thinking that's pretty much complete bullshit. This seems to cover many of the claims in the image, some are fairly weak actions, but for something that can be added to your diet, it's still incredibly useful: http://www.med.nyu.edu/content?ChunkIID=21645 Recently (last 5 years) I know there's been some studies on use of capsaicin to treat diabetes (particularly type 2), which the image surprisingly doesn't cover: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21332406 More amazingly, it may actually *cure* type 1 diabetes http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092867406015340 Regarding the heart attack claims, there's this: http://www.healthnews.uc.edu/news/?/9213/ Which seems to be the source of the claim. The fact that it lowers cholesterol in blood is part of the action claimed to be behind the use in heart attacks, which is another aspect that the image surprisingly omits: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/4051752
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"January 31, 2011 When asked on Twitter by @bloodparade “How does it feel to be actively encouraging rape culture, pal?” Mike responds:"  
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Retweeted by teamrape.
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Dogboner is a Weird Twitter guy, the joke was intentional.
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DoctorWhat posted:Dogboner is a Weird Twitter guy, the joke was intentional. 
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Don't worry, I loving Love Science found that tweet and thought it was 100% serious. Neil Tyson Grasse
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It's funny how angry it's making nerds though. The "I loving love science" facebook page (that's verified for some reason?) posted it today and the comments are pretty funny. Like this nerd: quote:Yeah , there's other names for nerds:
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I'm on my phone so no pictures, but a friend of mine posted a link to some theory about why they didn't just ride the eagles to Mordor in LotR. So I responded with the actual canon reason why and my friend was like all neat. Then one of his other friends came in and posted about what a poo poo I am and how what i said was "directly contradicted" by some crappy video game and blablabla. So i said "sorry man books are canon and it doesnt matter if some crappy game says different. Peace :kick flips out of this thread:" I woke up this morning and dude has lost his poo poo. Its pretty great.
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you forgot the part where you post what he said rather than just talk about it and seem really cool to us.
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Please post a screenshot so I can laugh at you both.
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Please don't engage nerds like that on their own terms. If you have to, explain to them the real reason why: because there needs to be a story, dumbass!
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