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Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Pissflaps posted:

its like the story of how you were going to climb mount Kilimanjaro but didnt

That was indeed a good story, wasn't it

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Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

The Big Taff Man posted:

Whenever bhyo says something mean about me I go back and look at a pic of him looking like a gay goth jeff hardy and then I dont feel so upset

lol

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

its like the story of how you were going to climb mount Kilimanjaro but didnt

He did climb it mate

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
bhyo used to look like ian watkins circa 2004 and now he looks like ian watkins circa 2014

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

The Big Taff Man posted:

He did climb it mate

he climbed into the tent the had to be helped out

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Pissflaps posted:

today is my wife's due date and so far both her and my unborn child have conspired to disappoint me

steady on lad. it's coming home

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

The Big Taff Man posted:

bhyos gonna take some of his sisters troon pills so he can be down with team sky

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Lol.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

That was indeed a good story, wasn't it

it was an unforgettable story of daring and courage that will be told for generations

oh you got a new name, que drôle

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

mackintosh posted:

it was an unforgettable story of daring and courage that will be told for generations

oh you got a new name, que drôle

he's very touchy about his new name

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

excuse me lady posted:

bhyo used to look like ian watkins circa 2004 and now he looks like ian watkins circa 2014
yeah...team sky...sure thing...*the rusty squeak of stabilisers rolls over the hills*

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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im now reading this girls history in the passive aggressive thread and its nearly as many lols as le0ns history in that thread

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Pissflaps posted:

he's very touchy about his new name

oh

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Pissflaps posted:

he's very touchy about his new name

I'm not but you seem to be

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

he's very touchy about his new name

If he were Spanish or Jewish or Palestinian it might make some sense. Sorry kwagga, bit too 'out there' for me as is

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
i cant wait for pflaps jr

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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8raz posted:

i cant wait for pflaps jr

now youre sounding like ian watkins circa 2014

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Burqa King posted:

If he were Spanish or Jewish or Palestinian it might make some sense. Sorry kwagga, bit too 'out there' for me as is

its a bad name and no good poster likes it

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

The Big Taff Man posted:

now youre sounding like ian watkins circa 2014

lol

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Pissflaps posted:

its a bad name and no good poster likes it

Yeah but no good poster hates it either

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Pissflaps posted:

its a bad name and no good poster likes it

Yes but how do YOU feel about it haha

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

The Big Taff Man posted:

now youre sounding like ian watkins circa 2014
there'll be no thumbing in a fatty

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
My gf broke up with me before I had the chance to test her cultural tolerance by getting her to wear a burqa in bed

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

serious gaylord posted:

Yeah but no good poster hates it either

i hate it

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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if im honest idg kwaggas new name

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

Yes but how do YOU feel about it haha

i hate it

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Burqa King posted:

My gf broke up with me before I had the chance to test her cultural tolerance by getting her to wear a burqa in bed

your rich gf?????

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

The Big Taff Man posted:

bhyo and a bunch of fat lads in team sky outfits

Didn't realise you cycled haha

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

The Big Taff Man posted:

if im honest idg kwaggas new name

Its OK taff. I like it and that's enough for me

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
But I do have a date with a IRL Muslim tomorrow *that black running abut emoticon, you know the one*

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Burqa King posted:

My gf broke up with me before I had the chance to test her cultural tolerance by getting her to wear a burqa in bed

Is th is the jewish one

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

your rich gf?????

No the Lefty one who thought I was racist (im not!)

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Burqa King posted:

But I do have a date with a IRL Muslim tomorrow *that black running abut emoticon, you know the one*

did i ever tell the story of when a somalian girl i was friends with invited herself to my house then told me she wanted me to take her virginity and took off all her clothes and jumped into my bed

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Burqa King posted:

But I do have a date with a IRL Muslim tomorrow *that black running abut emoticon, you know the one*

:usain:

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

did i ever tell the story of when a somalian girl i was friends with invited herself to my house then told me she wanted me to take her virginity and took off all her clothes and jumped into my bed

no, tell me more

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

The Big Taff Man posted:

did i ever tell the story of when a somalian girl i was friends with invited herself to my house then told me she wanted me to take her virginity and took off all her clothes and jumped into my bed
was this approx 9 month ago

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

The Big Taff Man posted:

if im honest idg kwaggas new name

it would be more suited to a madridista

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Nov 22, 2005


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Burqa King posted:

no, tell me more

I met her at a job and she had a crush on me but she was like 18 and i was 25 at the time then she invited herself to my house for tea one night and when she turned up she took off her headscarf and was been really flirty then all of a sudden she tried to kiss me and took off all her clothes and jumped into my bed, and I had to gentley tell her that it wasnt a good idea and we should hang out a bit more first

I was trying to let her down gently as she had something like 15 brothers and cousins who I knew would go mental if anyone messed with their sister or upset her and I didnt want to get beaten up.

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Nov 22, 2005


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8raz posted:

was this approx 9 month ago

lol

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

8raz posted:

was this approx 9 month ago

lmao

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