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What is the best version of El?
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Elminster 20 6.45%
Elmara 20 6.45%
Entwine 13 4.19%
GURPS 99 31.94%
El Kabong 153 49.35%
Elves 5 1.61%
Total: 310 votes
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oriongates
Mar 14, 2013

Validate Me!


Tollymain posted:

what did you eat for breakfast, goons?

I work nights, but my wife keeps a relatively normal schedule. As a result the concept of "breakfast" is hazy and has little meaning. So my first meal today was cheese tortolini with some garlic chicken and parmesan.

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Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Tollymain posted:

what did you eat for breakfast, goons?

Coco Pops, while watching cartoons.

I'm livin' the dream.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Hot chocolate and toast with pepper and curry powder (I like spices).

ProfessorCirno
Feb 17, 2011

The strongest! The smartest!
The rightest!

Tollymain posted:

what did you eat for breakfast, goons?

Toast, one fried egg, beans, some sausage, an orange slice, with iced white coffee.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Fuego Fish posted:

Coco Pops, while watching cartoons.

I'm livin' the dream.



I had porridge and tea again.

Ratpick
Oct 9, 2012

And no one ate dinner that night.
Coffee and cigarettes. Breakfast? What's that?

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Forums Terrorist posted:



I had porridge and tea again.

You may post that panel, but seriously, what's bad about enjoying delicious chocolate cereal and some of the finest light entertainment around? :colbert:

Doodmons
Jan 17, 2009
Nothing. I'm having surgery later today so not allowed to eat or drink. Really living the dream, here.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
good luck :ohdear:

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Ratpick posted:

Coffee and cigarettes. Breakfast? What's that?

Irish that coffee up and you could pretend you're in a noir story.

Fuego Fish posted:

You may post that panel, but seriously, what's bad about enjoying delicious chocolate cereal and some of the finest light entertainment around? :colbert:

Everything. :colbert:

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


Had a bunch of cinnamon buns and an asston of orange juice as well as some plain celery.

My stomach kind of hurts :saddowns:.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

A salad. I'm one of those lunatics who only likes breakfast foods for other meals.

Ratpick posted:

Coffee and cigarettes. Breakfast? What's that?

Nice job, Jim Jarmusch.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Ratpick posted:

Coffee and cigarettes. Breakfast? What's that?
:hfive: A cigarette on the way to work, a coffee as the first thing there is my breakfast routine.

S.D.
Apr 28, 2008
nevermind

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

I'm gonna be 60 years old and still starting my day like that, it fuckin' owns.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Raisin and nutmeg congee, made in a rice-cooker. It's pretty mellow. Needs some more raisins, though.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Just a bowl of cereal here. I used to do the no-breakfast thing but I had to start seeing a dietician at the start of the year and she put the kibosh on that.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*eats half a dozen slices of toast*

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
When you eat breakfast, hold 2. You can spend hold to avoid being a malnourished nerd.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what if all i eat for breakfast most days is a cheap Red Hot BeefTM Burrito?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

it must be cool being a bourgeoise that can afford to eat three meals a day

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

it must be cool being a bourgeoise that can afford to eat three meals a day

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
Blueberry turnover and fresh, black coffee.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

it must be cool being a bourgeoise that can afford to eat three meals a day

You can post on the internet, Maoist credentials destroyed :china:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Elfgames cultural revolution, shaking the electronic nation.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cigarettes are gross as gently caress

SageNytell
Sep 28, 2008

<REDACT> THIS!
Delicious strawberry soy yogurt and french vanilla coffee. Just the thing to energize me to sit at work and do nothing while I wait for our slow season to end.

Captain Foo posted:

Cigarettes are gross as gently caress

This goon speaks with wisdom.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Captain Foo posted:

Cigarettes are gross as gently caress

What about e-cigarettes?

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Forums Terrorist posted:

What about e-cigarettes?

E-cigarettes are e-gross as gently caress.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Captain Foo posted:

Cigarettes are gross as gently caress

I keep looking up the tobaccos pundit smokes it's like a direct link to finding more douchiness

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Forums Terrorist posted:

What about e-cigarettes?

Less gross I guess

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Arivia posted:

I keep looking up the tobaccos pundit smokes it's like a direct link to finding more douchiness

Fukken laffo

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
I remember when I put up a g.txt post full of numerous reviews that trashed his tobacco du jour, calling it "wet ash" and things like that, and he put up a post accusing me of "maligning an innocent tobacco". It's been lost to the internet with the removal of his xanga.com blog and g.txt ii, which is probably for the best.

But this is is a thing that happened.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Captain Foo posted:

Cigarettes are gross as gently caress

Darwinism
Jan 6, 2008


As an ex-smoker, cigarettes are fuckin gross and just hit an e-cig if you really need nicotine

Aside from the self-superior douchebags that everyone but me seems to have met, what is the problem with e-cigs

Baron Snow
Feb 8, 2007


There is only one problem with e-cigs.

Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010
E-cigs helped a lot of my friends quit and they're good in that regard but we don't really know what they do to people people who smoke them often look like they're doing the world's laziest cyberpunk cosplay.

Ratpick
Oct 9, 2012

And no one ate dinner that night.

Darwinism posted:

As an ex-smoker, cigarettes are fuckin gross and just hit an e-cig if you really need nicotine

Aside from the self-superior douchebags that everyone but me seems to have met, what is the problem with e-cigs

Can you imagine a cool noir detective smoking one of those?

That said, I should probably quit, because it actually is pretty gross.

Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010
I advice anyone looking to quit smoking to do what I did and spend a winter on top of the Appalachian mountains. You can't smoke if you can't stand to be outside for more than 30 seconds at a time.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

don't e-cigs make mold and poo poo grow in your lungs from the water vapor

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