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Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Progressive JPEG posted:

i remember one that protested the post-9/11 jingoism period where you were looking at an isomorphic view of a town with people walking around, a couple of which were terrorists. youd try to bomb the terrorists but that'd piss off anyone nearby and they'd turn into terrorists too. after a few strikes youd go from the couple terrorists in the crowd to all terrorists

idk if this is the same one your thinking of

I found it, it was this one: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50323

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ufarn
May 30, 2009
all those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain

quote:

Going forward, we’re increasing default rolling storage for past broadcasts from 3 days to a maximum of 14 days, for everyone who has opted in (i.e., enabled Archive Broadcasts). For Turbo subscribers and members of the Twitch Partner Program, that storage is increased to a maximum of 60 days.

Unfortunately, increasing the amount of storage this way comes at considerable cost. In order to enable this, we have to remove the “save forever” option entirely for past broadcasts. Given the viewership patterns on past broadcasts, we believe the tradeoff is better for everyone. To be clear: this is not a move to economize on space. Due to the triple redundancy, it will actually require us to substantially increase our total amount of storage.

Highlights will be saved indefinitely; however, they will now be limited to 2 hours in length. All prior highlights that you’ve made will be saved regardless of length.

ufarn fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Aug 7, 2014

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
a post on another thread reminded me that google thought this was the future of television



and that logitech almost went broke (and never really recovered) from making it

lmao google hardware

also:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

the sperge in december 2011 posted:

Eric Schmidt thinks his company is doing great — much better than we had even realized. Onstage at LeWeb in Paris this afternoon, Google's Executive Chairman told the audience that, "By the summer of 2012, the majority of the televisions you see in stores will have Google TV embedded."

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

samsung does make a fine television but i don't think that counts there schmitty

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i would pay money to watch a video of executives strapped to a chair and forced to watch videos of their own ridiculous predictions from years gone by

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
by 2012 half of all tvs sold will have remotes like this

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

FMguru posted:

by 2012 half of all tvs sold will have remotes like this



this is what happens when everything is designed by spergs with no oversight by someone who understands normal humans.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

The Management posted:

this is what happens when everything is designed by spergs with no oversight by someone who understands normal humans.

if you're going to post a google trademark slogan in its entirety you have to include the TM symbol at the end kthx

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009


H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

teledildonics moves into butt stuff

gently caress google before it fucks you

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i wonder if it works like livestock slaughtering where if you don't switch out the captive bolt pistol operator once in while then they develop sadism

:gay:

Google fires their flagged content checkers after a year and a half so that they don't have to pay for therapy lmao lol hahahaha woooow lol.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

FMguru posted:

by 2012 half of all tvs sold will have remotes like this



I'm the colored buttons labelled as such

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I'm the colored buttons labelled as such
im the red "red" button right near the red "rec" button

christ this thing makes jonny 290s ham radio programs look like paragons of elegant ux design

e: also its a good thing people dont watch tv in dark rooms or at night, those tiny buttons and their tinier labels would be really hard to see then!

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i like that they thought to include the backtick character

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I'm the colored buttons labelled as such

good to know you hate the colorblind

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

PCjr sidecar posted:

good to know you hate the colorblind

what about the colorblind+dyslexic synesthesiacs?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

PCjr sidecar posted:

good to know you hate the colorblind

genetic failures IMO

actually I thought that, but then they labelled the record button but not ff or rw or pause so gently caress this clown remote for clowns at the clown circus

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

genetic failures IMO

actually I thought that, but then they labelled the record button but not ff or rw or pause so gently caress this clown remote for clowns at the clown circus

im confused why 0 is eject

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

PCjr sidecar posted:

im confused why 0 is eject

probably some loving binary inside joke those fucks came up with

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

"the 0 looks like a CD!"

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

PCjr sidecar posted:

good to know you hate the colorblind

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

don't believe google's propaganda about "the right to be forgotten"


Three myths that need nailed about the right to be forgotten (and one question)

1 Everyone thinks it’s a bad idea, so why hasn’t it gone yet, already.

No they don’t, actually. Just the people who get to write in mass media. Few people in Europe, and fewer still in the US, realise that a surreptitious propaganda war is being fought around the simple idea that if personal information has been distributed about you, which is erroneous, outdated, incomplete or in some way unreasonably harms you, then you should have the right to have that information rectified or take down. All that is new about the Google Spain decision is that it extends this right from people or hosts who publish the data, to search engines that link to it.

But this basic concept worries Google, a lot. Partially because it might cost them money and reduce credibility in the integrity of their database, but mostly on principle : because it implies that states and courts – and worse still European states and courts – have a right to have a say in regulating Google’s business activities. And the right to be forgotten also worries the media, a lot : because they fear it might interfere with their freedom to write lucrative stories hostile to the subject of the piece. (This fear is, incidentally, misguided – see myth 2 below).

As a result Google and the media are in an unholy, and very successful, alliance to blacken the name of a simple consumer right. Google feeds scare stories about obviously apalling take downs they have made to the media (see also myth 3 below) and the media gleefully publicise them. As of yesterday, Wikimedia have also got in on this act, so successfully that one Independent piece manages to suggest that the right to be forgotten is giving apes the right to take down their selfies from Wikipedia. (Next: dolphins ask for their image to be taken off John West tuna cans.)

So if you honestly think the right to be forgotten is a bad idea, then that is your (sic) right. But don’t believe the hype.

2 Well, whoever’s pushing the opposition to the right to be forgotten, it’s clearly a bad idea because it destroys free speech.
No it doesn’t. The foundational idea of EC data protection law – that you should have the right to control the processing of data about yourself - has been uncontroversial in Europe since 1995, or earlier. Imagine that outdated bad debt information still scars your credit record; or you posted a stupid picture of yourself drunk on Facebook when you were 13 and now it haunts your applications for responsible jobs; or perhaps you shared an intimate picture of yourself with your ex-boyfriend when you were young and in love and now he has posted it on a revenge porn site.
Is it such an unreasonable idea to be able to clear the slate in these circumstances? And is there really a compelling public interest in ephemeral quotidian details about ordinary people, which in a pre-digital world would have long faded into obscurity?

Of course there needs to be a balance with the public interest, if such rights are not to become a whitewash for public figures disguising their shady dealings or bolstering their PR-created reputations. But this has never been doubted. The Google Spain decision very clearly reads in an exception that if a data subject played a role in “public life”, then the “preponderant interest of the general public” – their right to know – would win out. The draft Data Protection Regulation, which would reform data protection law and put the right to be forgotten on a clearer, statutory basis goes further, including extensive reference to the need to balance both “freedom of expression” and the “historical, statistical and scientific” record.

Finally, both existing and new law recognise the rights of journalists to report on the public record by giving them exemption from DP law almost entirely. Google argued it was a journalist in the Google Spain case, and failed: but for conventional media , the right to be forgotten is simply not a threat. (Arguably it might even be good for it to incentivise journalists to investigate more using professional skills, and rely on flaky Google and Wikipedia data less.)

3 This can’t be right. If that’s so, why are Google removing links about murderers, gangsters and Muslim brothers of George Osborne?
There are two possible answers to this.

One, it might be hypothesised that Google are occasionally ignoring the clear instructions of the court to take the public record into account, and sometimes allowing delinking when they should have refused, so as to generate scare take down stories that discredit the right to be forgotten. On this, like Francis Urquart in House of Cards, I couldn’t possibly comment.

Second, there is a popular misconception that any Google takedown means the content disappears from the Web. This again is a myth that needs shot. First, the content stays up on the original page – only the link disappears. This is obvious, though often ignored. But, secondly, and rather more subtly, only the link from the name of the person making the take down request to the story that name appears in disappears.

So, in one of the much publicised Guardian stories allegedly removed by Google, it turned out the person making the erasure request was not the public figure the article was about (let’s say X), but an obscure person who’d been named in comments (let’s call him/her Y). You say, but the article still disappears, right? No. Only if you search on Y, will the link not come up. A journalist searching on X (as is rather more likely) however would still find the information right there. (And since I can find numerous stories about Adam Osborne’s Muslim wedding on page 1 of the Google results by searching on “Adam Osborne Muslim”, including the original 2011 Guardian story, it looks quite likely that’s what was going on there.)

4 A question : Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia says we have “a right to remember”. Do we?

If you want to worry about invisible censorship on the Internet, try looking at copyright rather than privacy for a moment. Jimmy Wales says (as of 6 August 2014) that Google have received over 91,000 removal requests under the right to be forgotten since 13 May 2014, when the Google Spain decision was delivered. In that time, Google will probably have received 81 million requests for URLs to be taken down on copyright grounds. Many of these are known to be sometimes completely spurious, and while a few of these are protested, most are completely unnoticed. Are these not also part of our history?

What people are waking up to, and are rightly horrified at, is that the world as delivered by Facebook or Google is not the “real” world (whatever that means) they thought they saw. Google’s algorithm already arguably dispatches search competitors to the lurking bowels of its search results, while FB famously gamed their Newsfeed algorithm to make people feel happier. In this new world of a curated or constructed digital world, the right to be forgotten is the tiniest tip of the iceberg-sized issue.

But more fundamentally, what exactly is this “right to remember”? Remember what? Do you have a right to remember that I bit my brother when I was 8, and he broke my front tooth in revenge? I am a law professor and he is a lawyer. This sentence may now be spidered by Google. Is this banal anecdote therefore now part of the “public record” – the all-encompassing true historical account Jimmy Wales defends so severely (I do after all have a Wikipedia page) – or is it valueless gossip that in a pre-Googlified world would have vanished outside of my immediate family within days?

In Dave Eggers The Circle, a satire that is fast becoming fact, keeping any information to yourself is seen as so selfish and so threatening that a sheer desire for solitude instead of being “live” on the Internet becomes antisocial behaviour, with brief moments free of the omnipresent public gaze snatched in toilet cubicles. In this world, “secrets are lies”, “sharing is caring” and “privacy is theft”. Is this where we want the “right to remember” to take us?

http://blogscript.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/three-myths-that-need-nailed-about.html

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
didn't read

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
also I wish your posting had a right to be forgotten

Mr. Glass
May 1, 2009

uncurable mlady posted:

also I wish your posting had a right to be forgotten

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

idgi

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
within ten years accidentally sharing a naked selfie will be daily incident for most of humanity. every person on earth will have a hate blog detailing what a terrible person they are on a daily basis as well as a hoard of social media followers that get enraged at each post they make and respond with every epithet in existence. we will all drown in noise and poo poo and anger, but it will make the right to be forgotten mostly moot

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

cremnob posted:

So if you honestly think the right to be forgotten is a bad idea, then that is your (sic) right. But don’t believe the hype.

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


i'm colorblind and can read that, gj you racist


there's different types of colorblind you know :qq:

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

cremnob posted:

In Dave Eggers The Circle, a satire that is fast becoming fact,

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Miley Virus posted:

i'm colorblind and can read that, gj you racist


there's different types of colorblind you know :qq:

like someone's gonna bust out the full ishikara for a dumb joke

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

Miley Virus posted:

i'm colorblind and can read that, gj you racist


there's different types of colorblind you know :qq:

lol you're broken

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Management posted:

within ten years accidentally sharing a naked selfie will be daily incident for most of humanity. every person on earth will have a hate blog detailing what a terrible person they are on a daily basis as well as a hoard of social media followers that get enraged at each post they make and respond with every epithet in existence. we will all drown in noise and poo poo and anger, but it will make the right to be forgotten mostly moot

im the accelerationist who maintains hateblogs on hundreds of people

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

virtualboyCOLOR posted:

lol you're broken

i know :(

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
its ok miley virus. want a free hug

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

i'll be fine


nothing a few brews can't fix (temporarily)

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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

cremnob posted:

don't believe google's propaganda about "the right to be forgotten"


Three myths that need nailed about the right to be forgotten (and one question)

1 Everyone thinks it’s a bad idea, so why hasn’t it gone yet, already.

No they don’t, actually. Just the people who get to write in mass media. Few people in Europe, and fewer still in the US, realise that a surreptitious propaganda war is being fought around the simple idea that if personal information has been distributed about you, which is erroneous, outdated, incomplete or in some way unreasonably harms you, then you should have the right to have that information rectified or take down. All that is new about the Google Spain decision is that it extends this right from people or hosts who publish the data, to search engines that link to it.

But this basic concept worries Google, a lot. Partially because it might cost them money and reduce credibility in the integrity of their database, but mostly on principle : because it implies that states and courts – and worse still European states and courts – have a right to have a say in regulating Google’s business activities. And the right to be forgotten also worries the media, a lot : because they fear it might interfere with their freedom to write lucrative stories hostile to the subject of the piece. (This fear is, incidentally, misguided – see myth 2 below).

As a result Google and the media are in an unholy, and very successful, alliance to blacken the name of a simple consumer right. Google feeds scare stories about obviously apalling take downs they have made to the media (see also myth 3 below) and the media gleefully publicise them. As of yesterday, Wikimedia have also got in on this act, so successfully that one Independent piece manages to suggest that the right to be forgotten is giving apes the right to take down their selfies from Wikipedia. (Next: dolphins ask for their image to be taken off John West tuna cans.)

So if you honestly think the right to be forgotten is a bad idea, then that is your (sic) right. But don’t believe the hype.

2 Well, whoever’s pushing the opposition to the right to be forgotten, it’s clearly a bad idea because it destroys free speech.
No it doesn’t. The foundational idea of EC data protection law – that you should have the right to control the processing of data about yourself - has been uncontroversial in Europe since 1995, or earlier. Imagine that outdated bad debt information still scars your credit record; or you posted a stupid picture of yourself drunk on Facebook when you were 13 and now it haunts your applications for responsible jobs; or perhaps you shared an intimate picture of yourself with your ex-boyfriend when you were young and in love and now he has posted it on a revenge porn site.
Is it such an unreasonable idea to be able to clear the slate in these circumstances? And is there really a compelling public interest in ephemeral quotidian details about ordinary people, which in a pre-digital world would have long faded into obscurity?

Of course there needs to be a balance with the public interest, if such rights are not to become a whitewash for public figures disguising their shady dealings or bolstering their PR-created reputations. But this has never been doubted. The Google Spain decision very clearly reads in an exception that if a data subject played a role in “public life”, then the “preponderant interest of the general public” – their right to know – would win out. The draft Data Protection Regulation, which would reform data protection law and put the right to be forgotten on a clearer, statutory basis goes further, including extensive reference to the need to balance both “freedom of expression” and the “historical, statistical and scientific” record.

Finally, both existing and new law recognise the rights of journalists to report on the public record by giving them exemption from DP law almost entirely. Google argued it was a journalist in the Google Spain case, and failed: but for conventional media , the right to be forgotten is simply not a threat. (Arguably it might even be good for it to incentivise journalists to investigate more using professional skills, and rely on flaky Google and Wikipedia data less.)

3 This can’t be right. If that’s so, why are Google removing links about murderers, gangsters and Muslim brothers of George Osborne?
There are two possible answers to this.

One, it might be hypothesised that Google are occasionally ignoring the clear instructions of the court to take the public record into account, and sometimes allowing delinking when they should have refused, so as to generate scare take down stories that discredit the right to be forgotten. On this, like Francis Urquart in House of Cards, I couldn’t possibly comment.

Second, there is a popular misconception that any Google takedown means the content disappears from the Web. This again is a myth that needs shot. First, the content stays up on the original page – only the link disappears. This is obvious, though often ignored. But, secondly, and rather more subtly, only the link from the name of the person making the take down request to the story that name appears in disappears.

So, in one of the much publicised Guardian stories allegedly removed by Google, it turned out the person making the erasure request was not the public figure the article was about (let’s say X), but an obscure person who’d been named in comments (let’s call him/her Y). You say, but the article still disappears, right? No. Only if you search on Y, will the link not come up. A journalist searching on X (as is rather more likely) however would still find the information right there. (And since I can find numerous stories about Adam Osborne’s Muslim wedding on page 1 of the Google results by searching on “Adam Osborne Muslim”, including the original 2011 Guardian story, it looks quite likely In this new world of a curated or constructed digital world, the right to be forgotten is the tiniest tip of the iceberg-sized issue.

But more fundamentally, what exactly is this “right to remember”? Remember what? Do you have a right to remember that I bit my brother when I was 8, and he broke my front tooth in revenge? I am a law professor and he is a lawyer. This sentence may now be spidered by Google. Is this banal anecdote therefore now part of the “public record” – the all-encompassing true historical account Jimmy Wales defends so severely (I do after all have a Wikipedia page) – or is it valueless gossip that in a pre-Googlified world would have vanished outside of my immediate family within days?

In Dave Eggers The Circle, a satire that is fast becoming fact, keeping any information to yourself is seen as so selfish and so threatening that a sheer desire for solitude instead of being “live” on the Internet becomes antisocial behaviour, with brief moments free of the omnipresent public gaze snatched in toilet cubicles. In this world, “secrets are lies”, “sharing is caring” and “privacy is theft”. Is this where we want the “right to remember” to take us?

http://blogscript.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/three-myths-that-need-nailed-about.html

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