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Ottoman
Apr 30, 2004

Hideki! You have so many side dishes. Can Chii be your main course?

Lawlicaust posted:

The story in question wasn't just that though. They stored it on film and the film was in this warehouse that wasn't anywhere near their office. Like different state. Then the next week, it was oh we checked at the warehouse but it burned down this weekend.

Then you produced the signed copy of the contract and they magically found it. It was in the drawer right beside them the whole time.

Oh god this is my loving boss. "Ottoman can you drop all the fifty things you're doing to photocopy stacks of stapled crap that you will have to pick apart?" "You mean (Project)? I gave that to you yesterday." "Oh but I don't have it so that means you never gave it to me." At which point I glare at the enormous piles on his desk in which said project undoubtedly reside. I've gotten into the habit of making a couple extra copies of things that are recent so I can just yank them out of thin air instead of doing double and triple work.

Worse is when he asks someone to do something, then five minutes later he'll ask someone else to do the same thing without telling them that he already asked someone else to do it. Sometimes he'll have three or four people on the same task. So then the same person gets called more than once about the same thing, the same information is gathered by three different people, and when they finally realize what's going on they feel like goddamn assholes. It's not only doing double and triple work but it's wasting tons of times and resources, and interdepartmental rapport can be hard to maintain if you keep calling about the same effing thing.

I will stop here as there are endless ways to describe his douchbaggery.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Apraxin posted:

The person I have to coordinate most closely with in our office somehow manages to be both a domineering control freak who demands to be consulted on every goddamn thing (even when it has little or nothing to do with her) and also to have little to no ability to process or retain any information you give her. We recently had this delightful exchange:

:v: Jane let me know that she has a medical appointment next week, and won't be able to work with (Client) as scheduled.
:what: Ok
:v: Tom or Trisha could fill in for her. Who would you prefer to have do it?
:what: Sarah isn't available?
:v: No, just Tom or Trisha.
:what: Well then, I... Wait, doesn't Jane usually work with (Client)? Apraxin, what are you doing changing things around?!?
:v: Jane let me know she has a medical appointment next week.
:what: What? Oh yes, you said. Have Tom do it then.

Every week we have a recurring conversation where she asks me why a particular employee isn't scheduled on Wednesdays and I have to remind her that that's the day they have custody of their kid. She's surprised every time. Jesus loving christ. She's been on vacation the past week, and even with the office being shorthanded it's been so much easier without her there.

Haha, my boss is on vacation this week too and we all feel the same way. Even though everyone has a lot of work to do, things have been very stress-free in general and everyone is super productive without his constant interruptions and project status inquiries.

Keetron
Sep 26, 2008

Check out my enormous testicles in my TFLC log!

mobby_6kl posted:

Onion's starting to get a bit too close for comfort: Employer Totally Botches Job Interview

Without turning this into the interviewing thread, we already have that one, I found this on LinkedIn today on how to find out if the job you are moving to will be a good fit a few months down the line. Typing this makes me think of Sundae.

quote:

Understand real job needs. Ask the recruiter and/or hiring manager to define real job needs. If you get a sense the interviewer is flaying about ask, “What’s the most important goal the person in this role needs to accomplish in order to be considered successful?” Then follow up to further clarify job expectations, finding out the scope of the job, the resources available and the importance of the job.
Convert “having” into “doing”. When someone starts box-checking skills or asks a brain-teaser, ask how the skill will be used on the job. If the person stumbles on this, you have a clue that the job hasn’t been defined too well.
Find out why the job is open. The point of this question is to discover if there is some inherent problem with the job or if it’s the result of a positive change.
Ask what happened to the last person in the role. This is often a clue to the manager’s ability to select and develop people.
Ask how performance will be measured. Be concerned if the hiring manager is vague or non-committal. Strong managers are able to tell you their expectations for the person being hired.
Go through the organization chart. Find out who’s on the team and who you’ll be working with. You’ll want to meet some of these people before you accept an offer. If you’re inheriting a team, ask about the quality and your opportunity to rebuild it.
Ask about the manager’s vision for the department and the open role. This will give you a good sense of the capabilities of the hiring manager, his or her aspirations and the upside potential of the open job.
Understand the manager’s leadership style. There could be a problem if the manager is too controlling or too hands-off. Make sure your style meshes with the person you’ll be working for.
Find out the real culture. Ask everyone you meet how decisions are made, the company’s appetite for change, the intensity, the politics, and the sophistication of the infrastructure. Don’t buy into the platitudes and fancy vision statement.

Full article here: https://www.linkedin.com/today/post/article/20140806165720-15454-the-right-and-wrong-reasons-for-changing-jobs

I think the best article I have read on this topic for a while.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
I realize dress codes suck and we don't have one at all but I think my office has gone a little far in one direction. A girl came into work today dressed as Captain America (Cap hoodie, blue pants and red shoes). I'm going to try to get a picture later, I know based on everything I've said recently this is a little problem but still.

Poop Cupcake
Dec 31, 2005

enraged_camel posted:

Haha, my boss is on vacation this week too and we all feel the same way. Even though everyone has a lot of work to do, things have been very stress-free in general and everyone is super productive without his constant interruptions and project status inquiries.
My boss was on vacation in India for over a month and we got so much done while he was gone that we were able to leave early almost every day. He has to justify coming in (late) everyday by meddling in everyone's work, constantly asking for status updates, and randomly assigning/reassigning tasks while we're buried in other stuff to do. The office is so much more productive when he's not here interfering. Ffs, he's the president of the company and we would be better off without him here.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

sbaldrick posted:

I realize dress codes suck and we don't have one at all but I think my office has gone a little far in one direction. A girl came into work today dressed as Captain America (Cap hoodie, blue pants and red shoes). I'm going to try to get a picture later, I know based on everything I've said recently this is a little problem but still.

We've had a dress code of business casual for years but it was never enforced, so most people just wore jeans and a t-shirt and management never cared.

Last week we moved to a new location and we're now in the corporate building, so it's been made clear that anybody who violates dress code is going to get written up, because something something something make a good impression on other departments when we're in the parking lot.

We have people who have been working in this department for 8+ years and...don't really know what business casual is anymore. Somehow these people manage to look even more tacky than if they were wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Unironed, button down shirt with no tie and one too many buttons open, dress pants, and patent leather shoes. I don't know if some of these people don't know better, or they were just scrambling to find clothes that wouldn't break dress code because we only knew about this change for several months. Planning ahead? What's that?

Khakis and a polo. Come on guys it's not hard.

Renegret fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Aug 7, 2014

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I have never worked anywhere that a polo would be considered business casual; it's always meant a proper shirt, tie and jacket optional.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I have never worked anywhere where a polo wouldn't get you by for biz caz.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I guess it's all relative to where you work, because a polo is fine here. If someone wore a tie, we'd ask him if he had an interview later. If they wore a jacket, we'd ask if the interview was for a management position.

My coworkers can be incredibly petty too. There's been an ongoing argument over weather or not your polo has to be tucked in to be considered acceptable. With all the problems we're facing right now and people want to argue over tucking in their shirts?

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Christ, who doesn't tuck in their shirt in a not-explicitly-casual business environment?

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
One thing about women button down shirts though; you can't really tuck them in. Men's Oxford shirts tend to come down to about mid thigh whereas most women's button down shirts, you're lucky if they reach your hip bones. Basically one side is coming out of your trousers if you sit down. Also the bottom stitching on most women's button down shirts is really ugly and poorly done, so women try to tuck them in but it doesn't really work,.

And that's not even getting into button gapping around the boob area.

Basically it's really hard for most women to wear button down shirts because designers think we're just small men.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Christ, who doesn't tuck in their shirt in a not-explicitly-casual business environment?

Someone who has been wearing jeans and a t-shirt for 8 years, that's who.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Renegret posted:

Someone who has been wearing jeans and a t-shirt for 8 years, that's who.

But you guys were clearly not following a business casual dress code, even if nominally that's what existed.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I have always worked in law offices, so its entirely possible that my calibration is hosed up. v:shobon:v When I think of a polo and khakis, it says 'Target' rather than a business environment.

Edit: I just checked our actual written policy, and apparently a polo shirt would be ok. I have worked here four years and never seen anyone wear one. I wonder if no one actually realizes, or if no one is willing to be the first one to take the plunge.

Guess you guys were right!

ItalicSquirrels
Feb 15, 2007

What?

Renegret posted:

Someone who has been wearing jeans and a t-shirt for 8 years, that's who.

It's accepted practice in my office that even though we're exempt from the stricter parts of the dress code (we can end up wrist deep in a truck engine at five minutes notice and work won't pay our drycleaning bills), we're supposed to tuck our t-shirts into our jeans and wear a belt while we're at it. Hell, I tuck my t-shirt into my shorts when I'm at work.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
I wear jeans and a polo to work every day which somedays seems over dressed (yoga pants for women) but Cap. America goes too far for me.

Shadowhand00
Jan 23, 2006

Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.
Toilet Rascal
I'm in the Bay Area, we don't believe in things like business casual. Our developers will wear flip flops to work if they drat well feel like it.

I personally just wear button down dress shirts, an occasional blazer, jeans, and some nice shoes. Its about as formal as it gets in the engineering department. You have to go over to the business-side of the building to see people wearing more business casual clothes.

http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences5/suit

I thought this was relevant to this discussion.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Shadowhand00 posted:

I'm in the Bay Area, we don't believe in things like business casual. Our developers will wear flip flops to work if they drat well feel like it.

I personally just wear button down dress shirts, an occasional blazer, jeans, and some nice shoes. Its about as formal as it gets in the engineering department. You have to go over to the business-side of the building to see people wearing more business casual clothes.

http://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences5/suit

I thought this was relevant to this discussion.

I wear slippers at work. :dukedog:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Volmarias posted:

I wear slippers at work. :dukedog:

First day at my current company, I met someone in a different department who, as we were speaking, took off his shoes and socks, and put on fuzzy bunny slippers.

As it turns out, his daughter picked them out for him, so he wore them when his manager was gone for the day :shobon:

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
We are totally casual at the home office and client's dress code+ at client sites, so I bounce between shorts, t-shirt, flip-flops and hat and suit & tie.

dennyk
Jan 2, 2005

Cheese-Buyer's Remorse
Dress code at the last company I worked at was pretty much "please try not to come to work wearing nothing but your underwear during business hours, thanks." I think we actually did have some sort of minimal casual dress code written down somewhere, but corporate HQ was in another state and no one in our office cared in the least how people dressed, so it didn't really apply.

My current company is a bit old-fashioned, so our building is business casual (polos or better, basically) at a minimum. If you work in the HQ building down the street you pretty much have to wear a suit and tie; us polo-shirted slobs sometimes get funny looks when we have to go over there to put hands on servers in the data center. :v: I would never work anywhere that required me to wear a suit or a tie, because gently caress that poo poo, I need to wear comfortable clothes. Hell, I don't even own a suit. I'd totally do T-shirts and jeans if left to my own devices, but a Carhartt polo and a pair of Dockers ain't so bad.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Since we're on a similar topic, what's everyone's workplace stance on tattoos? I have an inner-bicep tattoo that I kept covered unless I was just with immediate department-mates. Then someone higher-up told me I was being ridiculous. We're nominally business casual, but most people wear jeans. I only cover it now if I have a meeting with higher-ups.

That said, very few other employees seem to have tattoos, although some customer-facing people (I've never even seen a customer) have visible tattoos and the average age at the company seems to be 45.

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

My office's business casual is only enforced during the weeks when the corporate bigwigs are in town. Though, the manufacturing side of the building's only real dress code is closed toe shoes (or steel toe if you're in certain areas) and that's where I work.

Since I'm an engineer I only occasionally run up to the front businessy side and sometimes I get some weird looks. Though I get weird looks from time to time when I channel my inner-Stevie Nicks, anyways.

The HR guy told me that they had a guy who came into work in one of the areas with heavy machinery with gold sequinned booty shorts. He had no reason aside from self-expression. This is an area where you can get a blob of polymer at 180C on your thigh, let alone the fact that it's wholly inappropriate socially.

EDIT: Tattoos don't seem to be mentioned at all at my work place, even on the businessy side of things. I think the receptionist has a cute bird tattoo along her clavicle. But since I'm in Canada people only really have a few months where its warm enough to show off all their tattoos. :v:

Jyrraeth fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Aug 8, 2014

dennyk
Jan 2, 2005

Cheese-Buyer's Remorse
Tattoos and piercings have to be hidden or covered at my place. One of our other sysadmins has gotten a talking-to because a bit of a tattoo on her back was visible when she wore a sleeveless dress (and we all got a dress code reminder email from HR shortly afterwards with the "no visible tattoos or piercings" rule in big bold red text at the bottom).

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
My old job was business casual but slid into "jeans and decent shirt" territory while I was there. My new job is business casual and ~blue jean Fridays~ are A Thing and now I have to look nice every day instead of just when I go to client meetings. Every non-salary worker (mechanics, shop workers, etc) has to wear a uniform and it creates a weird class divide in the company between Office People and everyone else. At my old job everyone wore whatever and there seemed to be a lot more intermingling and communication between cube dwellers and manual laborers since it wasn't as obvious at first glance where you worked.

Also :lol: at women's button down shirts, good luck wearing them if you have any semblance of boobs or shoulder muscle and not flashing skin in any position other than standing up with perfect posture (and then when you do that your boobs almost burst your buttons!)

Ottoman
Apr 30, 2004

Hideki! You have so many side dishes. Can Chii be your main course?

Poop Cupcake posted:

My boss was on vacation in India for over a month and we got so much done while he was gone that we were able to leave early almost every day. He has to justify coming in (late) everyday by meddling in everyone's work, constantly asking for status updates, and randomly assigning/reassigning tasks while we're buried in other stuff to do. The office is so much more productive when he's not here interfering. Ffs, he's the president of the company and we would be better off without him here.

Our medical facility is attempting to rebound after a really big reduction in force (RIF) that didn't decrease our numbers but bumped tons of people, and another RIF is coming in a few months due to a sister facility closing down. We were told a couple weeks ago that we would be getting a new CEO. We had finally broken in the last CEO and she wasn't the best but she was OK after a while.

New CEO decides to have an optional town hall style meeting for any staff who care to attend. Everyone is nervous and upset and wary in general because we are just barely keeping our heads above water emotionally and trying to not let our helpless residents suffer through all these drastic staffing changes. This new CEO has a lot of rumors behind him since he was transferred from somewhere else - rumors such as him hating women and him caring more about random poo poo like employee parking more than anything that matters.

So people went to his meeting and waited for the new leader to introduce himself. (I didn't go, my last day is in a week and I have poo poo to do.)

There was no "I am happy to be here" or "let's make sure our residents get our best efforts." He apparently just started barking orders. He has four goals and they are all to uphold his pet peeves regarding parking, IDs, cell phone usage, and dress code (and he will be coming up with an unnecessary new dress code very soon). Not a loving word about the welfare of our residents, which is number one priority, and not a loving word about our own welfare as many hundreds of employees are in fear of all the changes coming. In fact someone kept asking hard questions in the night shift version of the meeting and he told them to leave. And at one point he rambled about how he doesn't need food or sleep and how we should learn from him or some stupid poo poo.

I have never heard my own douchebag bosses speak ill about those above them until today. I am so loving happy I am leaving this place now. This man will never be respected because he is not showing any humility whatsoever. I wish upon him whatever is the modern equivalent of being tarred and feathered.

Edit:

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

My old job was business casual but slid into "jeans and decent shirt" territory while I was there.

Also :lol: at women's button down shirts, good luck wearing them if you have any semblance of boobs or shoulder muscle and not flashing skin in any position other than standing up with perfect posture (and then when you do that your boobs almost burst your buttons!)

I am starting a new job with a dress code that has casual (jeans) Fridays but the rest of the week is drat slacks/skirts and nice shirts. After coping with beer for the past couple years I no longer fit into most of these things and I have to get some new clothes. Do women actually HAVE to wear button down poo poo in some places? It's just too constricting, not to mention the boob nonsense. I'll mostly be answering phones. What the hell do the people on the phone care what I look like?! I simply do not understand "professional" attire. Then again, I am too foul to be considered a real Lady.

Ottoman fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Aug 8, 2014

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Dress is really dependent on corporate culture. Better companies don't usually give a poo poo unless you look sloppy. Most companies have policies against certain dress just because the person who wrote the policy is a stuck up jackass. Tattoos and piercings are the same way. Some of our senior directors even have facial piercings and very visible tattoos. Our IT department does push the envelope though. They tend to walk around in shorts and a t-shirt. No one really says poo poo because they are really loving good at their jobs.

The only time that stuff really matter is when it impacts the business (don't look like poo poo when dealing with suppliers) Also wear the right clothes for the country you are in. The Russia office makes designer suits mandatory whereas the UK office has a ban on ties and jackets.

Unrelated, we had a really great candidate interview for a position a few weeks ago. We were going to hire him until some of the panel opened the portfolio he left with us. I guess he was trying to be memorable because it was a was 20+ pages of his achievements and accomplishment in meme format. Cat pictures talking about him dominating noobs and his mad skills. I thought it was hilarious but definitely inappropriate when interviewing with a bunch of non IT people for a support position in their department.

Saltpowered fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 8, 2014

ladyweapon
Nov 6, 2010

It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

Ottoman posted:

I am starting a new job with a dress code that has casual (jeans) Fridays but the rest of the week is drat slacks/skirts and nice shirts. After coping with beer for the past couple years I no longer fit into most of these things and I have to get some new clothes. Do women actually HAVE to wear button down poo poo in some places? It's just too constricting, not to mention the boob nonsense. I'll mostly be answering phones. What the hell do the people on the phone care what I look like?! I simply do not understand "professional" attire. Then again, I am too foul to be considered a real Lady.
I've never worked a place that didn't consider blouses to be acceptable for women. Something like this sleeveless top with a cardigan over it, a pullover sweater, or get a tunic to tuck into skirts/slacks (may need to get it hemmed up a bit, but some stores like Nordstroms will do that for free with your purchase).

That said, I can wear printed leggings to work (within reason) now and it owns. Being comfortable in my clothes helps my productivity so much. I don't push that privledge though and keep it to once a week at most. Most of the time I just wear black jeans and all black chucks. :shrug:

Lawlicaust posted:

Unrelated, we had a really great candidate interview for a position a few weeks ago. We were going to hire him until some of the panel opened the portfolio he left with us. I guess he was trying to be memorable because it was a was 20+ pages of his achievements and accomplishment in meme format. Cat pictures talking about him dominating noobs and his mad skills. I thought it was hilarious but definitely inappropriate when interviewing with a bunch of non IT people for a support position in their department.

His goal was to leave a memorable impression! And.. he certainly did that, just not in the way he wanted.

ladyweapon fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 8, 2014

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Ottoman posted:

I'll mostly be answering phones. What the hell do the people on the phone care what I look like?! I simply do not understand "professional" attire.

The idea is that by dressing professionally, you more easily get yourself mentally into a state where you act professionally. I think that it's a nice idea to do it IF YOU WANT TO (I've done it for short bursts when I was feeling punchy), but making it mandatory is just obnoxious.

Ornamented Death
Jan 25, 2006

Pew pew!

My office didn't have a dress code beyond "don't wear raggedy poo poo, and no shorts unless the temperature outside is above 100" for the eight years I've been here. Last year, we hired a new guy, and one of my coworkers took a disliking to him, started complaining about how the young guy was wearing tshirts with logos - nothing obnoxious, just shirts from his alma mater. So then my boss institutes a dress code, khakis and polos.

But he doesn't stick to it. In fact, the new guy wore jeans and a tshirt once a few weeks back and the coworker that started all this poo poo was trying to bust his balls when up walks our boss, also in jeans and a tshirt. He claimed to not remember anything about a dress code (which is probably true, my boss can't remember anything).

I'm glad that I can wear jeans again, but I'm kind of pissed at all the money I spent buying khakis and polo shirts.

Swink
Apr 18, 2006
Left Side <--- Many Whelps
I hate your CEO.

culture, good or bad, comes from the top. If your guy is an rear end in a top hat, it'll breed negativity and shittiness like you have already described.

Keetron
Sep 26, 2008

Check out my enormous testicles in my TFLC log!

Lawlicaust posted:

Unrelated, we had a really great candidate interview for a position a few weeks ago. We were going to hire him until some of the panel opened the portfolio he left with us. I guess he was trying to be memorable because it was a was 20+ pages of his achievements and accomplishment in meme format. Cat pictures talking about him dominating noobs and his mad skills. I thought it was hilarious but definitely inappropriate when interviewing with a bunch of non IT people for a support position in their department.

I was like this when in my early 20s so I would like to ask you a favor and that is to contact the guy and let him know that his portfolio was the biggest deal breaker you ever seen. That he has the right to express himself how he wishes but that it has consequences such as not getting hired. Or would this open you up to litigation? I just feel bad for the guy :(

We are in summer downtime so there are no active projects ongoing and the ones we had in the pipeline were politiced out of our grasp so we were very overstaffed. There were 8 of us.
- One got send back to India while I was on summer leave, had a three day notice and it would have been less if there was an earlier flight. This guy does not mind as he wants to be with his wife of four months.
- One will be send back next week, there was no earlier flight. Because of this, he is told to take leave / loss of pay for the period where it went over 4 days notice period. Basically bad company planning is costing him a week worth of pay. He minds as being abroad allowed him to save up money for his upcoming wedding.
- One girl was on the roll to be send back and she threatened to quit as she would not leave her husband behind who got a stable assignment here. She was allowed to take unpaid leave until they find her a new assignment, this is brought as a major favor.
- The teamlead quit, he is fed up with the bullshit and found a job with a local company with similar pay but European benefits instead of an Indian contract. The company then stringed him along for almost three weeks where they said they would give a counter offer and Euro contract, which in the end they did not.
- One guy who got his wife an assignment here and flew his full family over is now threatened with unpaid leave unless he finds himself a project to work on at the client side. I know about his expenses and he is really stressed out.
- We hired a new local two months back, three days after his probation period into a permanent contract, his client side project is killed and he took two weeks leave for his summer break. It is unclear what he will be doing upon his return.
- Two team members will have no project after this week and will likely get send back.
- The project board I was working on looked at the bottom line and figured that they can do without a project manager so I have been idle as well but as a local hire with a permanent Euro contract I am not worried. I am interviewing anyway as this is such a weird death spiral I want to get out really badly. Currently got a few leads and this is nice for summer time, if nothing materializes right now it will be in Autumn for sure as there is a massive surge in projects in the country now that the stupid downturn is becoming an upturn. Risks: Putin fucks up the European economy after we hosed up his.

The above was all (except for the Putin thing) caused by the client putting through a big organizational shuffle right before summer after which all decision makers went on leave for a few weeks leaving some sort of power-vacuum in which nothing happens or really weird stuff goes on.

I can tell a bit about the great jump to Agile/SCRUM that is going on in my spouses workplace if anyone cares?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
On the portfolio thing - I never did hiring but I got a lot of résumé, and it's been my experience that contacting these people to tell them "hey I'm the wrong person to talk to, you're applying to the wrong kind of organizations, contact these guys if you can work legally in Canada." (Most of the résumés I got were from overseas)

It never ended with "oops, sorry", they always tried to argue that I should send their résumés on to people who were hiring and blah blah blah. They were all terrible resumes too :smith:

Let HR handle it, especially since there's potential liabilities at play.

The Grammar Aryan
Apr 22, 2008

Keetron posted:

I can tell a bit about the great jump to Agile/SCRUM that is going on in my spouses workplace if anyone cares?

Oh, I love it when orgs try to adopt an Agile workflow when it isn't right or when they completely gently caress up the concept.

I worked for an education company once who worked for professors to develop online content. Since the course work is supplemental to the professor's usual duties, a single course would be developed over about two months. Not the best, but once we got the course developed we could adapt it for use in later semesters, usually over a couple of weeks, maybe more depending on the level of revisions. The Assistant Director and one of the other higher-ups went to some kind of tech conference they had no business going to, and came back waving the banner of Agile.

The new directive for all courses, new and old? Everything done in two weeks, because a sprint shouldn't last more than two weeks! SCRUM meetings that lasted for an hour or more! Where you couldn't sit down because SCRUMs are stand-up meetings! Naturally, this stressed everyone the hell out, the professors were pissed that we kept bothering them for materials to finish the course, and no, "the professors haven't gotten us materials" wasn't a valid excuse for not meeting sprint goals. Turnover for the content developers there shot up pretty drastically. One of them even went back to law school to get out.

On dress code chat, there's only one hard rule at the place I work at now. You must wear pants or some other form of lower body covering, and they must be clean. The last place had a hard rule of no bathrobes, and also no wearing company-branded materials to fetish parties. There was an incident once.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Ottoman posted:

I am starting a new job with a dress code that has casual (jeans) Fridays but the rest of the week is drat slacks/skirts and nice shirts. After coping with beer for the past couple years I no longer fit into most of these things and I have to get some new clothes. Do women actually HAVE to wear button down poo poo in some places? It's just too constricting, not to mention the boob nonsense. I'll mostly be answering phones. What the hell do the people on the phone care what I look like?! I simply do not understand "professional" attire. Then again, I am too foul to be considered a real Lady.

For tops I usually wear a nice non-tshirt shirt with a cardigan of some sort or a polo. I'm not allowed to wear skirts or heels so it's slacks and flats every day. I rarely if ever wear button downs.

I never see our customers but we all still have to look professional just in case we do run into one.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
Our dress code is completely unenforced except for manufacturing floor workers. It's one of the few really nice things here.

Our training department really liked this stock photo. I've seen it in four different training programs now...

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May 26, 2007

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I like this stock photo too.

...it's also not an image I would want to use to represent my company.

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

For tops I usually wear a nice non-tshirt shirt with a cardigan of some sort or a polo. I'm not allowed to wear skirts or heels so it's slacks and flats every day. I rarely if ever wear button downs.

I never see our customers but we all still have to look professional just in case we do run into one.

I worked at a place where flats weren't considered acceptable for women to wear.

They basically weren't happy unless women wore men's dress shoes. Most of the women ignored it and just wore flats anyway and I can't blame them.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
The only woman in my department and the youngest person by at least 10-15 years. I could probably get away with a lot before someone would say something. I have a pair of hot pink zebra stripe flats, I should wear those one day.

I can't even imagine what shoes I'd wear if flats weren't allowed along with heels. Boat shoes? Loafers? The horrible uniform shoes I had to wear in high school? I guess flat soled boots would be the least horrible option, but that would be uncomfortable in the summer.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Wear steel-toed boots and tell them its for OSHA compliance.

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The Grammar Aryan posted:

Oh, I love it when orgs try to adopt an Agile workflow when it isn't right or when they completely gently caress up the concept.

I worked for an education company once who worked for professors to develop online content. Since the course work is supplemental to the professor's usual duties, a single course would be developed over about two months. Not the best, but once we got the course developed we could adapt it for use in later semesters, usually over a couple of weeks, maybe more depending on the level of revisions. The Assistant Director and one of the other higher-ups went to some kind of tech conference they had no business going to, and came back waving the banner of Agile.

The new directive for all courses, new and old? Everything done in two weeks, because a sprint shouldn't last more than two weeks! SCRUM meetings that lasted for an hour or more! Where you couldn't sit down because SCRUMs are stand-up meetings! Naturally, this stressed everyone the hell out, the professors were pissed that we kept bothering them for materials to finish the course, and no, "the professors haven't gotten us materials" wasn't a valid excuse for not meeting sprint goals. Turnover for the content developers there shot up pretty drastically. One of them even went back to law school to get out.

On dress code chat, there's only one hard rule at the place I work at now. You must wear pants or some other form of lower body covering, and they must be clean. The last place had a hard rule of no bathrobes, and also no wearing company-branded materials to fetish parties. There was an incident once.

There's a new methodology for developing education material that's meant to rival ADDIE called SAM which is meant to adopt the iterative design principles of Agile. It's pretty cool, I imagine if I ever worked in a team developing content I would like it. But attaching it to such a specific time frame is ridiculous and clearly shows the PM has no idea about how to develop educational content. Particularly when it's not your SME's main function.

Are you in Toronto? This sounds like something my old employer would have done.

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