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Careful Drums: Oct 30, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

well i didn't actually steal it

# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:26

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:14

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

what do they not make mx518s anymore?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:27

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

sports posted:

I curate an exact replica of the workstation in cs_office.

(microsoft intellimouse explorer 3.0)

does your workstation have the fart button?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:32

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Sniep posted:

what do they not make mx518s anymore?

they do but its called something else now. someone linked it above. its in their gaudy ~*GaMeR*~ line

# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:44

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

im an seriously considering buying overpriced mx revolutions on ebay at this point.

or maybe I could get away w/ just getting new batteries...

# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:44

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i started to use this mouse ~6 months ago to see if it could cut down on some weird aching i had in my forearm. it worked, but the real benefit is nobody will loving touch my computer anymore because of strange moon mouse. its like office kryptonite

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:25

Careful Drums: Oct 30, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

similiarly people freak the gently caress out if you have a keyboard that doesn't have letters on the keys

you are a god drat programmer learn to touch type

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:26

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

homo punching bag posted:

i started to use this mouse ~6 months ago to see if it could cut down on some weird aching i had in my forearm. it worked, but the real benefit is nobody will loving touch my computer anymore because of strange moon mouse. its like office kryptonite

a left-handed mouse (like where the right mouse button is the primary button) will also do this

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:27

pram: Jun 10, 2001

homo punching bag posted:

i started to use this mouse ~6 months ago to see if it could cut down on some weird aching i had in my forearm. it worked, but the real benefit is nobody will loving touch my computer anymore because of strange moon mouse. its like office kryptonite

lol

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:28

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

lol if you go into someone else's cube and touch their crusty mouse

i'll just write down your username, find you in AD and rdp in tyvm

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:28

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

flakeloaf posted:

lol if you go into someone else's cube and touch their crusty mouse

i'll just write down your username, find you in AD and rdp in tyvm

this is a design place we're all on macs but nobody has privileges to do a drat thing. u can just use whatever desk is free since theyre all 100% identical except mouse of shame desk

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:31

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

proest way to ensure no one ever uses your computer

# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:33

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Careful Drums posted:

similiarly people freak the gently caress out if you have a keyboard that doesn't have letters on the keys

you are a god drat programmer learn to touch type

what if every key on your keyboard is a programmable mini oled display?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 20:12

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol i wonder how those keyboards are doing wrt failing screens

it's been what, 6 years since they came out?

# ? Aug 7, 2014 20:18

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Careful Drums posted:

similiarly people freak the gently caress out if you have a keyboard that doesn't have letters on the keys

you are a god drat programmer learn to touch type

i borrowed a colleagues computer once and he had it set to dvorak and he even removed the qwerty from the settings

# ? Aug 7, 2014 20:20

Dessert Rose: May 17, 2004; awoken in control of a lucid deep dream...

i had a laptop set to Dvorak and it got stolen and the cops found it because they just had to look for the people reenacting the opening scene from 2001

# ? Aug 7, 2014 20:28

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

carry on then posted:

lol i wonder how those keyboards are doing wrt failing screens

it's been what, 6 years since they came out?

let's find somebody who bought one and ask...

# ? Aug 7, 2014 20:32

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

I ordered some replacement batteries and also some replacement mouse feet so I will let you all know how my mouse repairs go

# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:57

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

pram posted:

yes. lol

why glossy as gently caress piano black for something that's going to constantly get touched by greasy-rear end monkey hands, that thing is going to look like poo poo (more poo poo) within minutes of being taken out of the package

# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:29

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:40

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

im on my 4th logitech performance mx, the other 3 had a hosed scroll wheel. this one is still a bit badly built but i couldnt be bothered to deal with it anymore.

shaggar is right, its a bag of crap.

# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:50

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Sniep posted:

windows 9 will be the final solution to the windows problem

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:13

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

work (folders) set you free

# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:28

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shaggar posted:

I ordered some replacement batteries and also some replacement mouse feet so I will let you all know how my mouse repairs go

it will go flawlessly just like the win8 experience

# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:04

Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

mod sassinator posted:

windows 9 will be the final solution to the windows problem

windows nein

# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:15

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

Sniep posted:

# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:17

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Athletic Footjob posted:

windows nein

# ? Aug 8, 2014 03:29

Origin: Feb 15, 2006

pffff, enter the pro zone!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 04:29

Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

Origin posted:

pffff, enter the pro zone!

can i play marble madness using that thing

# ? Aug 8, 2014 04:48

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Origin posted:

pffff, enter the pro zone!

they need to give it the freescroll thing

# ? Aug 8, 2014 04:49

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

also i totally have purchased and own the red wired one, so please don't think i'm sassing the product concept itself

# ? Aug 8, 2014 04:49

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

hell yeah, o.g. trackman marble wheel supremacy!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 05:04

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

Origin posted:

pffff, enter the pro zone!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 05:22

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Origin posted:

pffff, enter the pro zone!

cover that thing up, it's cold outside

# ? Aug 8, 2014 05:29

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

pram posted:

the one time i went into the microsoft store some guy accosted me about a nokia lumia

and how is it as ur daily driver

# ? Aug 8, 2014 05:33

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Origin posted:

pffff, enter the pro zone!

my thumb hurts from just looking at that

# ? Aug 8, 2014 05:51

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?