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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Snapchat A Titty posted:

im the accelerationist who maintains hateblogs on hundreds of people

i still can't find that Speed Racer "i'm an accelerationist" gif and it's from the speedracer movie

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

i still can't find that Speed Racer "i'm an accelerationist" gif and it's from the speedracer movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeA8a9hfjTc

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

cremnob posted:

don't believe google's propaganda about "the right to be forgotten"


Three myths that need nailed about the right to be forgotten (and one question)

1 Everyone thinks it’s a bad idea, so why hasn’t it gone yet, already.

No they don’t, actually. Just the people who get to write in mass media. Few people in Europe, and fewer still in the US, realise that a surreptitious propaganda war is being fought around the simple idea that if personal information has been distributed about you, which is erroneous, outdated, incomplete or in some way unreasonably harms you, then you should have the right to have that information rectified or take down. All that is new about the Google Spain decision is that it extends this right from people or hosts who publish the data, to search engines that link to it.

But this basic concept worries Google, a lot. Partially because it might cost them money and reduce credibility in the integrity of their database, but mostly on principle : because it implies that states and courts – and worse still European states and courts – have a right to have a say in regulating Google’s business activities. And the right to be forgotten also worries the media, a lot : because they fear it might interfere with their freedom to write lucrative stories hostile to the subject of the piece. (This fear is, incidentally, misguided – see myth 2 below).

As a result Google and the media are in an unholy, and very successful, alliance to blacken the name of a simple consumer right. Google feeds scare stories about obviously apalling take downs they have made to the media (see also myth 3 below) and the media gleefully publicise them. As of yesterday, Wikimedia have also got in on this act, so successfully that one Independent piece manages to suggest that the right to be forgotten is giving apes the right to take down their selfies from Wikipedia. (Next: dolphins ask for their image to be taken off John West tuna cans.)

So if you honestly think the right to be forgotten is a bad idea, then that is your (sic) right. But don’t believe the hype.

2 Well, whoever’s pushing the opposition to the right to be forgotten, it’s clearly a bad idea because it destroys free speech.
No it doesn’t. The foundational idea of EC data protection law – that you should have the right to control the processing of data about yourself - has been uncontroversial in Europe since 1995, or earlier. Imagine that outdated bad debt information still scars your credit record; or you posted a stupid picture of yourself drunk on Facebook when you were 13 and now it haunts your applications for responsible jobs; or perhaps you shared an intimate picture of yourself with your ex-boyfriend when you were young and in love and now he has posted it on a revenge porn site.
Is it such an unreasonable idea to be able to clear the slate in these circumstances? And is there really a compelling public interest in ephemeral quotidian details about ordinary people, which in a pre-digital world would have long faded into obscurity?

Of course there needs to be a balance with the public interest, if such rights are not to become a whitewash for public figures disguising their shady dealings or bolstering their PR-created reputations. But this has never been doubted. The Google Spain decision very clearly reads in an exception that if a data subject played a role in “public life”, then the “preponderant interest of the general public” – their right to know – would win out. The draft Data Protection Regulation, which would reform data protection law and put the right to be forgotten on a clearer, statutory basis goes further, including extensive reference to the need to balance both “freedom of expression” and the “historical, statistical and scientific” record.

Finally, both existing and new law recognise the rights of journalists to report on the public record by giving them exemption from DP law almost entirely. Google argued it was a journalist in the Google Spain case, and failed: but for conventional media , the right to be forgotten is simply not a threat. (Arguably it might even be good for it to incentivise journalists to investigate more using professional skills, and rely on flaky Google and Wikipedia data less.)

3 This can’t be right. If that’s so, why are Google removing links about murderers, gangsters and Muslim brothers of George Osborne?
There are two possible answers to this.

One, it might be hypothesised that Google are occasionally ignoring the clear instructions of the court to take the public record into account, and sometimes allowing delinking when they should have refused, so as to generate scare take down stories that discredit the right to be forgotten. On this, like Francis Urquart in House of Cards, I couldn’t possibly comment.

Second, there is a popular misconception that any Google takedown means the content disappears from the Web. This again is a myth that needs shot. First, the content stays up on the original page – only the link disappears. This is obvious, though often ignored. But, secondly, and rather more subtly, only the link from the name of the person making the take down request to the story that name appears in disappears.

So, in one of the much publicised Guardian stories allegedly removed by Google, it turned out the person making the erasure request was not the public figure the article was about (let’s say X), but an obscure person who’d been named in comments (let’s call him/her Y). You say, but the article still disappears, right? No. Only if you search on Y, will the link not come up. A journalist searching on X (as is rather more likely) however would still find the information right there. (And since I can find numerous stories about Adam Osborne’s Muslim wedding on page 1 of the Google results by searching on “Adam Osborne Muslim”, including the original 2011 Guardian story, it looks quite likely that’s what was going on there.)

4 A question : Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia says we have “a right to remember”. Do we?

If you want to worry about invisible censorship on the Internet, try looking at copyright rather than privacy for a moment. Jimmy Wales says (as of 6 August 2014) that Google have received over 91,000 removal requests under the right to be forgotten since 13 May 2014, when the Google Spain decision was delivered. In that time, Google will probably have received 81 million requests for URLs to be taken down on copyright grounds. Many of these are known to be sometimes completely spurious, and while a few of these are protested, most are completely unnoticed. Are these not also part of our history?

What people are waking up to, and are rightly horrified at, is that the world as delivered by Facebook or Google is not the “real” world (whatever that means) they thought they saw. Google’s algorithm already arguably dispatches search competitors to the lurking bowels of its search results, while FB famously gamed their Newsfeed algorithm to make people feel happier. In this new world of a curated or constructed digital world, the right to be forgotten is the tiniest tip of the iceberg-sized issue.

But more fundamentally, what exactly is this “right to remember”? Remember what? Do you have a right to remember that I bit my brother when I was 8, and he broke my front tooth in revenge? I am a law professor and he is a lawyer. This sentence may now be spidered by Google. Is this banal anecdote therefore now part of the “public record” – the all-encompassing true historical account Jimmy Wales defends so severely (I do after all have a Wikipedia page) – or is it valueless gossip that in a pre-Googlified world would have vanished outside of my immediate family within days?

In Dave Eggers The Circle, a satire that is fast becoming fact, keeping any information to yourself is seen as so selfish and so threatening that a sheer desire for solitude instead of being “live” on the Internet becomes antisocial behaviour, with brief moments free of the omnipresent public gaze snatched in toilet cubicles. In this world, “secrets are lies”, “sharing is caring” and “privacy is theft”. Is this where we want the “right to remember” to take us?

http://blogscript.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/three-myths-that-need-nailed-about.html

:coffeepal:

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011


now post the grover parody with his lovely porsche

Zam Wesell
Mar 22, 2009

[Zam is suddenly shot in the neck by a toxic dart; Anakin and Obi-Wan see a "rocket-man" take off and fly away, and Zam dies]

jfc that movie looks like poo poo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




wth is going on in the comments on that vid

fyads pretending to be redditors?

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

Hong Kong tycoon cleared to sue Google over 'triad' link

A billionaire Hong Kong tycoon has said he will sue Google over search results which link him to organised criminal gangs, after a court dismissed the Internet giant's objections.

Albert Yeung first filed a lawsuit against Google in August 2012 when it refused to stop the word "triad" being linked to his name through the search engine's "auto-complete" function.

"Triad" is automatically suggested when Yeung's name is typed in to the Google search box.

The names of triad gangs "14k" and "Sun Yee On" also come up when the business tycoon's name is searched.

Google asked a local court to discharge the case in December 2012, saying it did not have any merit.

The company argued that no human input was used for its auto-complete search function and that the results did not "attribute negative connotations" to any individual.

But a high court judge dismissed Google's bid to stop the lawsuit on Wednesday.

"There is a good arguable case that Google is the publisher of the words and liable for their publication," judge Marlene Ng said in the ruling.



the first precedents are always the most expensive so it's very nice there's a billionaire footing the bill, makes it cheaper for the rest of us

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

every government and court meddling with google's business must drive a lolbertarian like larry crazy

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
fvckoff allah

What pussies all you are. You should visit old days anonymous imageboards like 4chan to see all kinds of shock content and develop personal shock resistance. Psychological help for looking at shocking pics all day long, lol. Anonyms did that for years and survived.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

cremnob posted:

So if you honestly think the right to be forgotten is a bad idea, then that is your (sic) right.
"your" is in fact the correct word here you shitbrain blogger.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sham bam bamina! posted:

fvckoff allah

What pussies all you are. You should visit old days anonymous imageboards like 4chan to see all kinds of shock content and develop personal shock resistance. Psychological help for looking at shocking pics all day long, lol. Anonyms did that for years and survived.

Posted on Aug 6, 2014 | 5:11 PM

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yeah, the problem with cp investigators landing in don't-kill-yourself therapy or becoming unable to gently caress stems from not having been goatsed enough in their teen years

seriously most of the personnel churn there is from guys' brains melting from having to index that poo poo for years on end and the look on their faces when i told them where i was posted to was kind of terrifying. image hashing databases are handwritten by the pens of angels

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

http://9to5google.com/2014/08/13/report-google-in-talks-w-hp-others-about-google-now-assistant-for-enterprise/

lol some tech journalists said google now was cool when it first came out so they actually think they have a good product and they're shoving it everywhere

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
yeah google owns

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
I transferred most of my poo poo over to google domains this week and had to get a senior domain tech or whatever to manually create glue records

you'd think that'd be a feature they'd have thought to put in before the thing even went invite-only beta but hey

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

api call girl posted:

I transferred most of my poo poo over to google domains this week and had to get a senior domain tech or whatever to manually create glue records

you'd think that'd be a feature they'd have thought to put in before the thing even went invite-only beta but hey

what are glue records?

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

prefect posted:

what are glue records?

if you register a domain say domain.tld and instead of using somebody else's dns host like say ns1.googledomains.com or whatever you'd rather run your own dns at ns.domain.tld

a record needs to be created and updated at the root server to point ns.domain.tld at an ip address that you specify

for example:

msft.net specifies ns[1-5].msft.net as its NS servers, this is not possible to resolve without glue records

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

api call girl posted:

if you register a domain say domain.tld and instead of using somebody else's dns host like say ns1.googledomains.com or whatever you'd rather run your own dns at ns.domain.tld

a record needs to be created and updated at the root server to point ns.domain.tld at an ip address that you specify

for example:

msft.net specifies ns[1-5].msft.net as its NS servers, this is not possible to resolve without glue records

wow nerd alert

neato

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

api call girl posted:

if you register a domain say domain.tld and instead of using somebody else's dns host like say ns1.googledomains.com or whatever you'd rather run your own dns at ns.domain.tld

a record needs to be created and updated at the root server to point ns.domain.tld at an ip address that you specify

for example:

msft.net specifies ns[1-5].msft.net as its NS servers, this is not possible to resolve without glue records

i almost understood that. thanks :tipshat:

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

prefect posted:

i almost understood that. thanks :tipshat:

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
a domain record (ex: for msft.net) specifies dns servers that are authoritative for the domain

$ whois msft.net
[...]
Name Server: ns5.msft.net
Name Server: ns4.msft.net
Name Server: ns3.msft.net
Name Server: ns1.msft.net
Name Server: ns2.msft.net
[...]

but you can't resolve ns1.msft.net without knowing what server (ip address) answers for the domain msft.net, so it's circular and impossible

so instead the guys who run msft.net ask the registrar very nicely to add a special record at the .net registry level that says specifically ns1.msft.net is 65.55.37.62

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

signed up for a google beta thing and they used Google Forms for sign up. the instructions are like

"you will NOT get any indication that your request is approved. it will get approved in 24 hours, but probably sooner. you just have to check it to see if it works."

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

they've been doing beta registrations for a decade now, how could they have regressed?

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

theflyingexecutive posted:

how could they have regressed?
You're asking the wrong questions here

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Google Seeks New Customers: Kids

Google has been working to overhaul its Web services so it can legally allow children to use them, as it becomes more willing to tolerate hairy legal requirements in exchange for growth.

u can smell the fear and desperation

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i'm the vast untapped smurfberry market

ufarn
May 30, 2009

cremnob posted:

Google Seeks New Customers: Kids

Google has been working to overhaul its Web services so it can legally allow children to use them, as it becomes more willing to tolerate hairy legal requirements in exchange for growth.

u can smell the fear and desperation
what does that even mean

can we ditch reddit in the search results now?

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
doesnt google have an office to handle paper forms hand-signed by the parent or guardian of a childe under 13 years of age who wants there very own google+ account

the joke is that nobody wants a google+ account regardless of age

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

lol google's new name for youtube subscription music service is

YouTube Music Key

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

me you sicky

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


wait, what's google play music?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


lmao they have two subscription music services don't they?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

cremnob posted:

lol google's new name for youtube subscription music service is

YouTube Music Key

the hilarious part is that for 9 us dollars and 99 us cents per month you get ad free youtube


for official music only

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

tired of clicking skip as every two or three days, well do we have a bargain for you

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

it's the 10 year anniversary of google's ipo so journalists everywhere are trying to write something about it but this one had the most lols

quote:

Is Google the new Berkshire Hathaway?

Warren Buffett is famously uninterested in modern technology, and yet Google Inc. is acting very much like a modern day Berkshire Hathaway, the firm he took control of 50 years ago that has outperformed the S&P 500 over every five-year interval since.

Berkshire Hathaway Inc. was a textile firm but Mr. Buffett used it as a vehicle to expand into financial services, media, food and beverage, construction, energy, railroads and a whole lot more. If you’d invested $10,000 in Berkshire Hathaway when Mr. Buffett took charge in 1964, you’d have about $60-million today. Just last week the stock hit a milestone of $200,000 per share.

With its stock price near $600 (U.S.) and a market cap approaching $400-billion, it is unlikely Google could reward investors the same way 50 years from now.

But a close look at the company – exactly 10 years, incidentally, after its IPO on Aug. 19, 2004 – shows it’s surprisingly similar to Berkshire Hathaway in many ways, and investors can still be rewarded by watching what the smart folks at Google do.

The tech giant began as a search engine company in 2002, but has since branched out into other industries from telecommunications, health sciences, robotics, military defence, media, and even automotive with the development of a driverless car.

Just like Berkshire Hathaway, Google is expanding with patience and seeing value where others might not.

Critics have scoffed at some of the high prices Google has paid for companies such as Android, YouTube, smart-home vendor Nest and numerous robotics companies. But look closer and the Mountain View, Calif.-based company appears to be using the Buffett playbook with each investment.

“It’s far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price,” Mr. Buffett said in a letter to his shareholders in 1989.

In July, 2005, and with a long-term view on wireless explosion, Google quietly acquired unknown startup software company Android Inc. for an undisclosed price, estimated at $50-million.

Google executives have called it the best deal they ever made. Today there are more than one billion monthly Android users making up 84.7 per cent of the smartphone market. Android has grown well beyond phones and tablets and is embedded in myriad devices, positioning Google well for a number of future big trends such as the “Internet of Things,” smart homes, energy and auto networks, digital health.

One year after the Android acquisition, Google made a head-scratcher of a deal when it purchased YouTube in 2006 for $1.65-billion. Observers called the deal expensive, and questioned why a search and digital advertising company would buy a website where people upload things including family videos and silly dog antics.

Today, YouTube is considered a brilliant and low-cost acquisition. It generates profit and positions Google as a competitor to traditional television networks and other digital media companies such as Netflix, rocking the media landscape.

With YouTube, Google showed the kind of foresight Mr. Buffett did with his most famous investments: American Express and Coca-Cola, two stocks he has never sold. Now the largest single shareholder in Amex, Mr. Buffett began buying the stock in the 1960s when the company was saddled with bad loans. Instead of looking at the short-term, Mr. Buffett envisioned a world dominated by credit card purchases. As for Coke, he began buying the stock in the 1980s, around the time it introduced a new formula that consumers hated, and when competitors were arriving in droves. It has since cemented its dominance and seen its market share soar.

The list of Google investments based on Buffett-like patience and long-term strategy is growing by the week. It ranges from Boston Dynamics, the eighth robotics company Google bought in 2013, to the $3.2-billion purchase of smart home firm Nest, to a $258-million stake in Uber, the global car-booking service that has the taxi industry aflutter.

Google Ventures, its investment engine, has $1.5-billion under management and stakes in about 250 companies. Twenty of its portfolio companies have either gone public, such as RetailMeNot, or were acquired wholly.

As Mr. Buffett is fond of saying, good jockeys succeed on good horses, but even they can’t win on nags. Much of their success is picking the right horse to ride. They inevitably make choices that don’t pan out, but they know more about racehorses than the average bettor.

The same lessons apply to investors. I’m betting the sharp minds at Google know more about technology and its trends than the average investor. In other words, one way to make money might be to watch where Google is investing, just like the cottage industry that sprouted to watch where Mr. Buffett puts his cash.

cool buffett quote, except it means he's willing to pay a premium for a "wonderful company" where wonderful means a company that has significant cash flows and competitive advantages that will ensure it will do so for decades to come lol.

google's investing is a requirement because they are incapable of producing innovation organically and are desperately throwing money at everything to try to capture lightning in a bottle

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010



from one utility to another

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lol @ comparing google to berkshire hathaway, hathaway sees value where hard numbers show there is value that the market is ignoring, google does the literal opposite

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

didn't see the disclosure at the bottom which explains the dumb article

Paul Barter teaches technology strategy in the MBA program at the Schulich School of Business, is a venture capital services adviser at MaRS and vice-president of research at technology services firm T4G Limited. He owns stock in Google as well as its competitors, Amazon and Apple.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

reminder that stocks are impossible to predict and it's impossible to tell if warren buffet is good or merely lucky

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cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

buffett is a skilled investor and there are many skilled investors out there

http://www.scribd.com/doc/236910578/The-Superinvestors-Of-Graham-and-Doddsville

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