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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Good news, I finally figured out what everyone means when they tell me to go eat a dick!

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Toriori posted:

My favourite thing when my nephews/niece/other children do hilarious things like spinning around going "WHHHOOOOOAAAAHAHHOOOOAH", and I imagine how different the reaction would be if it was instead an adult doing it.

There's a YouTube channel of exactly that.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Wintermutant posted:

Good news, I finally figured out what everyone means when they tell me to go eat a dick!



Any time someone says to eat a bag of dicks it reminds me of this place and I think about how good a bag of dicks would be right now.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Steve Holt! posted:

Any time someone says to eat a bag of dicks it reminds me of this place and I think about how good a bag of dicks would be right now.


This is possibly the most overrated burger joint on the planet but at least they pay well for a burger joint.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wintermutant posted:

Good news, I finally figured out what everyone means when they tell me to go eat a dick!


Well now...













Names should be read out loud for best effect.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:


Names should be read out loud for best effect.

most of these didn't make sense to me until i actually saw these instructions, thanks :)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

BANME.sh posted:

most of these didn't make sense to me until i actually saw these instructions, thanks :)

I know, I spent ten whole minutes confused before scrolling down. Please put instructions on how to get jokes at the beginning of the post from now on.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
I once did pass a place called "Asian Box".

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
We have this one in Vegas:



Name should be read out loud for best effect.

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


Otter! :razz:

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I had a very similar reaction recently when I tried tomato juice for the first time.

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Beautiful.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
I don't remember this in the book.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Looks like Veruca Salt.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Say Nothing posted:

Well now...

Names should be read out loud for best effect.



:cthulhu:

Name should be read out loud for full effect.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Hen thai? Hen tie?? Hent, aye???

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

mrkillboy posted:

I don't remember this in the book.



For a second there, I was absolutely convinced that someone had cut out a part of the actual cover to confuse me into thinking that Charlie was now cross-dressing. Why did they pick Veruca instead of Charlie? Who knows.

Here is their explanation:

quote:

This new image for CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY looks at the children at the centre of the story, and highlights the way Roald Dahl’s writing manages to embrace both the light and the dark aspects of life, ready for Charlie’s debut amongst the adult titles in the Penguin Modern Classics series.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶








It's pronounced Soon Fat, suggesting that if you eat there regularly you will "soon" be "fat".

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

LoonShia posted:

Looks like Veruca Salt.

Yeah actually that cover owns.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Steve Holt! posted:

Any time someone says to eat a bag of dicks it reminds me of this place and I think about how good a bag of dicks would be right now.


Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


lord funk posted:

Yeah actually that cover owns.
If Penguin is rereleasing a bunch of classics with this kind of cover, I may need to add to my library. I bought three of the Harry Potter books in a slick black "for grownups" jacket in New Zealand, but never found the rest. :(

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Veruca Salt was probably the first character I loved to hate.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012



Political Whores has a new favorite as of 14:35 on Aug 8, 2014

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

fully sikh mate!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Every time i see this pic I keep thinking the guy in the glasses is like whispering in his friend's ear:

"Ummm... dude your sign... give it here let me fix that... loving idiot."

Edison was a dick
Apr 3, 2010

direct current :roboluv: only

BooDoug187 posted:

Every time i see this pic I keep thinking the guy in the glasses is like whispering in his friend's ear:

"Ummm... dude your sign... give it here let me fix that... loving idiot."

I just noticed the tiny (zionist) in there, like he knows they're not all terrorists, but doesn't want to look liberal to his buddies.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hirayuki posted:

If Penguin is rereleasing a bunch of classics with this kind of cover, I may need to add to my library. I bought three of the Harry Potter books in a slick black "for grownups" jacket in New Zealand, but never found the rest. :(
I would pay very good money for pretty much any book I can think of rereleased with a 70s/80s science fiction cover.

That includes scientific literature.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Y'ever have an ostrich burger? They say ostrich has less fat but you eat more of it.

DiverTwig
Jul 23, 2003
I ignore all NWS Tags, my Boss's like porn
This one is right down the street from where I used to live.



The "Romantic Boutique" is a full on porn shop.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Steve Holt! posted:

Any time someone says to eat a bag of dicks it reminds me of this place and I think about how good a bag of dicks would be right now.


How's their fist-sized ice cream cone?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Not a picture of Shia Labeouf and John Travolta in drag.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

stratdax posted:

Well, if you're ever in Vancouver you can go out and get this Caesar:



"Called the “Checkmate Caesar,” it’s garnished with a full roast chicken, Score burger, slider, chicken wings, pulled pork mac and cheese hot dog, roasted vegetables (in case you’re worried about your figure) and a brownie for dessert."
http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2014/03/ultimate-caesar-garnish-vancouver/

I know this is from a few pages ago, but Sobelman's in Milwaukee has something similar this summer:



That's a whole fried chicken, man. :lol:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
There's a whole chicken on the one you quoted too, its the first thing on the pile.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

DrBouvenstein posted:



Not a picture of Shia Labeouf and John Travolta in drag.

Mary Lynn Rajskub?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Edison was a dick posted:

I just noticed the tiny (zionist) in there, like he knows they're not all terrorists, but doesn't want to look liberal to his buddies.

No, no I think it's that he hates Zionist Juice. He's got a hate-on for Prigat or something.

1337kutkufan6969
Feb 13, 2010

Oh, Yian Kut Ku!
Where have you been all my life?
Let me break your head.


Grimey Drawer

The New Delhi Tubbies?

:thejoke:

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


Daler Mehndi Cosplay looking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJ31-D_Iwk

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