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Drink-Mix Man posted:So long, stinktown! We don't have bums in our thread, Drink-Mix Man, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
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Tokelau All Star posted:I know you can read my thoughts, IMJack. Just remember, if I find out you were shitposting, your rear end is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. All right, this is dedicated to Tokelau All Star with the message "I am coming to kill you slowly and painfully." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo7PA1mc3FM
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:We don't have bums in our thread, Drink-Mix Man, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.  ♪ Nothing beats the hobo life! Stabbin' goons with my hobo knife! ♪
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Aug 8, 2014 04:27
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Class3KillStorm posted:
I'm a torso!
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Aug 8, 2014 04:28
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Class3KillStorm posted:
I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.
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Aug 8, 2014 04:37
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Oh, of course you'd say something like that, Drink-Mix Man. You've hated Lord Hydronium for years! In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe! What's with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin' a floggin'?
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Aug 8, 2014 04:52
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Heckle: There goes a real sack of crap! Jeckle: Indubitably, old chum!
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Aug 8, 2014 06:53
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What's with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin' a floggin'? We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:39
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Do over Ham posted:Heckle: There goes a real sack of crap! Its a cows heart! They're trying to make a monkey outta you!
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Aug 8, 2014 08:31
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CatchrNdRy posted:Its a cows heart! The main thing is to bring in the rubes. Do whatever it takes: sweet talk, insults, slang from the '30s that no one uses anymore...
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Aug 8, 2014 13:01
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After The War posted:The main thing is to bring in the rubes. Do whatever it takes: sweet talk, insults, slang from the '30s that no one uses anymore... Like... "rubes"? 
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Aug 8, 2014 14:11
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CatchrNdRy posted:Its a cows heart! Don't open it, Ralph. I'll just give you a C-.
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Aug 8, 2014 15:20
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CatchrNdRy posted:Its a cows heart! I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-a to chimpanzee, No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong! It was Earth all along! You finally made a monkey, (Yes we finally made a monkey) You finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee! I love you Dr. Zaius!
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Aug 8, 2014 17:30
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Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
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Aug 8, 2014 18:30
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Writer Cath posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? I was saying Boo-urns.
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Aug 8, 2014 18:41
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Writer Cath posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? Now wait a minute, people. The man's talking about waste management. And that affects the whole drat planet.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:23
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Writer Cath posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!
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Aug 8, 2014 20:25
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Red posted:The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore! Yeah, Red, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:19
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Class3KillStorm posted:Yeah, Red, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. What is it with you kids and that word?
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Aug 9, 2014 00:18
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What is it with you kids and that word? I sure as hell can't say we learned about hell without saying the word hell, can I?
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After The War posted:The main thing is to bring in the rubes. Do whatever it takes: sweet talk, insults, slang from the '30s that no one uses anymore... Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
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Aug 9, 2014 00:42
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Writer Cath posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump but that's supposed to be a devil. Filled with air, it's very evil and impressive. We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!
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Aug 9, 2014 00:49
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jscolon2.0 posted:Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged! 
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Aug 9, 2014 00:55
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What is it with you kids and that word? Well Drink-Mix, the other day KillStorm told me that my meatloaf "sucks". He must have gotten that from your little goon, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.
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Aug 9, 2014 00:56
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged! Lucky for you, this was just a warning gator. The next one won't be corked.
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Aug 9, 2014 00:59
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What is it with you kids and that word? Something Awful is leading our kids down a moral sewer!
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Aug 9, 2014 01:03
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Trash Boat posted:Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump but that's supposed to be a devil. Filled with air, it's very evil and impressive. We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord! My vision!
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Aug 9, 2014 01:53
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Trash Boat posted:Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump but that's supposed to be a devil. Filled with air, it's very evil and impressive. We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord! Christian rock? Pfff, all the best bands are affiliated with Satan.
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Aug 9, 2014 02:25
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I wonder what's going on in the Simpsons Quote Thread tonight, something RIBALD no doubt.
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Aug 9, 2014 02:42
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged! How many S's in "innocent"?
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Aug 9, 2014 03:01
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What is it with you kids and that word? What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
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Aug 9, 2014 03:10
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TMMadman posted:What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? No, you can't play with it; you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.
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Aug 9, 2014 03:25
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:No, you can't play with it; you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. I call the Flintstone phone!
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Aug 9, 2014 06:36
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I call the Flintstone phone! Yabba-dabba-do! I like talking to you!
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Aug 9, 2014 06:36
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:No, you can't play with it; you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me: -59 dollars. Oh please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it. Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm I will close the register at this point.
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Aug 9, 2014 09:19
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TMMadman posted:Yabba-dabba-do! I like talking to you! Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-to-ry. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. 
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Aug 9, 2014 12:23
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Jorghnassen posted:Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-to-ry. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. 
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Class3KillStorm posted:Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. Oh no, my brains!
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Root Bear posted:How many S's in "innocent"? This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says "guilty"!! And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
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