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My best friend's younger sister (who weighs in the mid-200s at age 19) re-posted this on Tumblr. Both her and her mother are huge and complain of back pain and ankle pain. Her mother (my friend's step-mother) will consume massive amounts of Mountain Dew during the day, while the sister eats junk food non-stop. Sister tried to set up a donation page for people to donate up to $20,000 for a stomach stapling operation. She only raised $20. They usually try fly-by-night weight loss fads, once spending $2,000 on Slim-Fast or Jenny Craig or something like that products, quitting within two days and throwing it all away. Doctors always tell them the truth but they ignore them, of course.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:22 |
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I have no idea.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:28 |
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Grrl Anachronism posted:I have no idea. No way in hell can I process this word salad in one chunk, but I just wanted to say how much I love the phrase "god bless you pussy rear end niggas".
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:34 |
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I'm imagining the parts that aren't caps as being spoken softly, like an aside almost. Then followed by insane, stream of consciousness rambling.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:20 |
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To add context, guy in red is single, wears a fedora and frequently brags about his chivalry towards women, so I'm sure he has every right to be worried about someone accosting him and his "wife and child"
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:10 |
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I dunno, whenever I think of someone saying "smart guns" and "ID locked" I think of MGS4. Maybe his hypothetical wife just needs to inject herself with some of his nanomachines.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:47 |
Welp, I found my first "sovereign citizen" believer. Had posted ordinary things on Facebook before now.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:34 |
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poo poo they're on to us, eh?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:36 |
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taiyoko posted:Welp, I found my first "sovereign citizen" believer. Had posted ordinary things on Facebook before now. I will never understand how people perform the mental gymnastics necessary to understand/believe this stuff. At some level of thought there just has to be willful ignorance involved.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 18:53 |
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LoonShia posted:I dunno, whenever I think of someone saying "smart guns" and "ID locked" I think of MGS4. Maybe his hypothetical wife just needs to inject herself with some of his nanomachines. Two users one gun?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:13 |
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taiyoko posted:Welp, I found my first "sovereign citizen" believer. Had posted ordinary things on Facebook before now. I don't remotely understand any shred of this. WTF does Canada even have to do with it? Why would they sign over checks for babies being born in the USA? With all the babies born, they would need tons of employees to keep track of it all, yet not a single one has ever come out about it (because it isn't true obviously).
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:23 |
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:32 |
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That is amazing. Is it the PM's real account or some joke account?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:38 |
Deltasquid posted:That is amazing. Is it the PM's real account or some joke account? Joke accounts don't get verified (that little light blue checkmark next to his name).
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 19:42 |
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That is David Cameron's attempt to reach out to female voters. I don't know anything about UK politics
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:33 |
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Probably just automatically follow-backed ILikeTitsDaily. The wonders of clicking a few radio buttons in your social media management software and not having a real person ever vet the results!
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:54 |
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I don't know, Politicians don't really seem to understand how the internet works. Assuming he actually uses that account himself and they don't just have a guy for that, i could see him finding somthing like that in his downtime and following it not knowing that everybody will soon find out that he likes tits daily.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 20:57 |
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I think there would less trouble in the world if more leaders looked at tits daily.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:05 |
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graynull posted:That is David Cameron's attempt to reach out and grab female voters.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:37 |
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taiyoko posted:Welp, I found my first "sovereign citizen" believer. Had posted ordinary things on Facebook before now. Is this person a child? He doesn't seem to understand how articles work.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 21:56 |
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My favorite part of sovereign citizen craziness is that, to believe we're all corporations or loans or whatever crazy poo poo they think. They would have to have never seen a birth certificate or have me anyone who has had children ever. Which I cam believe, but it's just so baffling.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 22:58 |
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I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:09 |
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I kind of want to get a parking ticket or something, contest it using very Sovereign Citizen language, arrive at court, and plead no contest. I'd probably get the charge dismissed out of relief.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 23:19 |
mng posted:I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!" Oh my god this is hilarious.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:03 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:I don't know, Politicians don't really seem to understand how the internet works. Assuming he actually uses that account himself and they don't just have a guy for that, i could see him finding somthing like that in his downtime and following it not knowing that everybody will soon find out that he likes tits daily. There's no way in hell the prime minister of the UK handles his own Twitter account.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:23 |
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incredible incredible incredible incredible
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:31 |
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Who shared that, Nanny Ogg?
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 00:40 |
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mng posted:I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!" This is incredible. Who is this guy?
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:26 |
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Plom Bar posted:This is incredible. Who is this guy? There's a longer version that shows his face, and his mom who drove him there. He's like 17, if I remember right.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 01:36 |
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mng posted:I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!" Favorite comment: the bailiff didn't taze him, he tazed his person.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 02:12 |
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Dienes posted:
What's with goons hating people who know how to enjoy life?
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:16 |
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Kavak posted:I kind of want to get a parking ticket or something, contest it using very Sovereign Citizen language, arrive at court, and plead no contest. I'd probably get the charge dismissed out of relief. When I filled out an Oregon state income tax form, there was a notice that anyone who used "frivolous arguments", including the Ohio Argument and the Free Man on the Land Argument, would be fined 250 dollars. So it might not be the best route.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:25 |
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MizPiz posted:What's with goons hating people who know how to enjoy life? Incredible.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:32 |
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loving gross.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:36 |
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Plom Bar posted:This is incredible. Who is this guy? The embodiment of rural Idaho. I'm getting an Adams County vibe.* Here, have a light-hearted misspelling. *Nope, Bonner. Idiot Kicker has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Aug 9, 2014 |
# ? Aug 9, 2014 03:37 |
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mng posted:I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!" P. Barnes should run for Governor of Idaho and base his entire campaign around this video. He'd win in a landslide
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 07:28 |
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I'd vote for him, and I'm not even a Merican. I never got the point of sovereign citizenship anyway. Are they trying to rules lawyer themselves out of having to pay taxes? Cause they can do that just by living in their mom's basement and not have a job.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 08:13 |
glowing-fish posted:When I filled out an Oregon state income tax form, there was a notice that anyone who used "frivolous arguments", including the Ohio Argument and the Free Man on the Land Argument, would be fined 250 dollars. If there's anything my Criminal Law professor impressed on us more than anything else, never piss off a judge if it can at all be helped. Especially with something as instantly-migraine-inducing as Freemen arguments, even if it's just for shits and giggles.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 08:26 |
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Sigh.
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# ? Aug 9, 2014 09:38 |
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Deltasquid posted:
Do yourself a favor and read poo poo like this in Diabetus's dork voice from this retsupurae video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyNS6dO0XE
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