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Kwik posted:This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy.
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After The War posted:That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy. Now don't you worry, After the War! I.... uh-oh, we've drawn Judge Kwik. He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. ...Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".
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Aug 9, 2014 17:11
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After The War posted:That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy.  Hello, After the War, I'm really tempted.
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gingerberger posted:Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me: -59 dollars. So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all, and you expect me to give you… how much? 800 billion dollars.
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Aug 9, 2014 18:25
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Trash Boat posted:So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all, and you expect me to give you… how much? I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my solid gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.
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Class3KillStorm posted:I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my solid gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else. 14 karat gold!
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Aug 9, 2014 19:31
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What he meant is "Monster Island" is actually a peninsula.
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Aug 9, 2014 20:51
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:14 karat gold! Dear Countryman. You've come in search of my gold, and I will not disappoint you.... My gold is in the heart of every freedom-loving American. 
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Aug 9, 2014 22:04
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:What he meant is "Monster Island" is actually a peninsula. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
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Aug 9, 2014 22:44
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Trash Boat posted:So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all, and you expect me to give you… how much? I found out Mr Zip was a ripoff of manic mailman so the government gave me a HUGE cash settlement!
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Aug 10, 2014 00:41
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Skeesix posted:I found out Mr Zip was a ripoff of manic mailman so the government gave me a HUGE cash settlement! Well, they said they changed it just enough that they don't have to pay us anything.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:52
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Root Bear posted:I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. What do they have there?
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Aug 10, 2014 01:04
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gingerberger posted:What do they have there? Apes. But they're not as big.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:23
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TMMadman posted:
TMMadman, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?
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Aug 10, 2014 01:43
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Apes. But they're not as big.  DrBouvenstein posted:TMMadman, are you aware you're not wearing any pants? 
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Aug 10, 2014 01:46
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DrBouvenstein posted:TMMadman, are you aware you're not wearing any pants? Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! 
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Aug 10, 2014 01:53
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Mister Kingdom posted:Oh no, my brains! .... is what that kid would say....
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Aug 10, 2014 02:18
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Mister Kingdom posted:Oh no, my brains! Send me your parents' brains. Or write "Parents' Brains" on a 3x5 card...
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Aug 10, 2014 02:44
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Send me your parents' brains. Or write "Parents' Brains" on a 3x5 card... I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
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Aug 10, 2014 02:47
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Send me your parents' brains. Or write "Parents' Brains" on a 3x5 card... Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now. I can't be fighting all your battles for you.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:00
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Pffft clown college? You can't eat that.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:19
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gingerberger posted:Pffft clown college? You can't eat that. Food goes in here.  <--
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Aug 10, 2014 03:24
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Technogeek posted:Food goes in here. It sure does.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:36
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Technogeek posted:Food goes in here. I'll take that!
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Aug 10, 2014 03:50
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gingerberger posted:I'll take that! Stop, Stop! He's already dead...
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Aug 10, 2014 04:16
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They'll make a you pizza pie with a topping of your choice.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:11
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The Dennis System posted:They'll make a you pizza pie with a topping of your choice. The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:20
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TMMadman posted:The toppings contain potassium benzoate. 
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Aug 10, 2014 05:22
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TMMadman posted:The toppings contain potassium benzoate. Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
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Aug 10, 2014 05:52
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gingerberger posted:Pffft clown college? You can't eat that. I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:57
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Aug 10, 2014 05:59
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Technogeek posted:Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places? U R Gay... Hahaha
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Aug 10, 2014 06:19
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Do over Ham posted:I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way. Let's put it this way: He spelled 'Yale' with a six.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:21
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Everything Counts posted:Let's put it this way: He spelled 'Yale' with a six. Semper Fudge!
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Aug 10, 2014 06:22
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Everything Counts posted:Let's put it this way: He spelled 'Yale' with a six. You're going to Stanford, you're going to Stanford
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Aug 10, 2014 06:42
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TMMadman posted:You're going to Stanford, you're going to Stanford I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, TMMadman!
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Aug 10, 2014 06:44
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, TMMadman! Don't worry honey, we can't afford this now, but I promise when the time comes my darling daughter can go to the finest school there is... ...in South Carolina.
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MondayHotDog posted:Don't worry honey, we can't afford this now, but I promise when the time comes my darling daughter can go to the finest school there is... Oh! I will not be a Gamecock! 
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Aug 10, 2014 07:37
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TMMadman posted:That's bad. Are you sure? I use four kinds of cheese! 
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IMJack posted:Are you sure? I use four kinds of cheese! IMJack, lower those eyebrows! And the other one!
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