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Nutsngum posted:Its not really dumb but then why not just use a piece of paper and marker where the holes are on it. Yeah, many of the dumb lifehacks do actually work, but they're still dumb because there usually are significantly better or easier ways of achieving the same result. Like with a paper and pen, as you suggest.
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Tired of wasting expensive printer ink? Save money by transcribing everything you need copied by hand!
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Aug 9, 2014 17:08
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One weird trick invented by medieval monks!
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Aug 9, 2014 17:11
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My Lovely Horse posted:One weird trick invented by medieval monks! "Celibacy"
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Aug 9, 2014 17:26
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My Lovely Horse posted:One weird trick invented by medieval monks! Nutsngum posted:"Celibacy" What, they didn't have goons in caveman times?
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Aug 9, 2014 20:56
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Karma Monkey posted:What, they didn't have goons in caveman times? They all got eaten by mammoths and wild panthers back then. It was very tragic.
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Aug 9, 2014 22:32
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Deltasquid posted:They all got eaten by mammoths and wild panthers back then. It was very tragic.  Hey, want diabetes, but it's taking too much time and effort? Here's a great lifehack! It's like a Paula Deen - Sandra Lee collaboration.  And that jar doesn't really look "almost finished," does it? VVV I was looking at the top. Karma Monkey has a new favorite as of 23:12 on Aug 9, 2014 |
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Aug 9, 2014 22:49
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idk, nutella sticks to the sides pretty drat good
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Aug 9, 2014 23:07
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Karma Monkey posted:Ok, I can believe panthers went into the caves to eat the cavegoons, but not the mammoths. "Almost finished" really just depends on how much you can eat in one sitting 
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Aug 9, 2014 23:15
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Karma Monkey posted:Ok, I can believe panthers went into the caves to eat the cavegoons, but not the mammoths. Almost finished with your bag of cheeto's? Just dump some Cool Ranch doritos in there and keep eating you ingenious bastard you.
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Aug 10, 2014 00:18
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I've never actually had Nutella, is it the faintly hazelnut flavored chocolate spread it looks like?
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Aug 10, 2014 00:50
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Pomp posted:I've never actually had Nutella, is it the faintly hazelnut flavored chocolate spread it looks like? Yes. It's the internet's new mundane thing to jerk off over after bacon got too played out.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:02
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Pneub posted:Yes. It's the internet's new mundane thing to jerk off over after bacon got too played out. And after that it was sriracha.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:18
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Karma Monkey posted:Ok, I can believe panthers went into the caves to eat the cavegoons, but not the mammoths. Ugh, totally thought that was mayonnaise at first. (Also the real life-hack for getting the most out of your Nutella jar is to use a long spoon.)
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Aug 10, 2014 01:24
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dovetaile posted:Ugh, totally thought that was mayonnaise at first. Oh hey, you made me think of other things that look kinda like that. Have a faphack:  Oh, btw, this is very similar to how you make microwave mochi. Guess you could bang that too.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:43
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Karma Monkey posted:Hey, want diabetes, but it's taking too much time and effort? Here's a great lifehack! It's like a Paula Deen - Sandra Lee collaboration. Dumping oreos on the floor seems more reasonable than this
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Aug 10, 2014 01:48
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Almost done with your flooreo's? Dump your ice nutella on it poo poo monster. Edit:  You SomeJazzyRat has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Aug 10, 2014 02:28
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Almost done with your flooreo's? Dump your ice nutella on it poo poo monster. I've heard of a poo poo-eating grin, but never a poo poo-eating smirk. Until now.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:16
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 Really? Do we really gotta be this lazy? Making me think of those Goober Stripes PB&J combo jars, which looked just as appetizing and efficient: 
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Aug 10, 2014 03:53
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That's some weapons-grade laziness.
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Aug 10, 2014 03:56
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If only this sandwich had 1000 calories...
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Aug 10, 2014 04:26
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Robot Jelly posted:
Pfff, this was already done. They're in the frozen section.  I got coupons for free boxes of these as part of a marketing survey. They're actually not bad, but the expense for a frozen undersized PB&J... just insane.
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Aug 10, 2014 04:48
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Actually, Uncrustables are really loving good; the strawberry ones anyways. The directions say to let them sit at room temp for an hour before eating, so I usually throw one or two in my bag to take to work, and by the time I'm hungry, they're good to go.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:00
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Pneub posted:Yes. It's the internet's new mundane thing to jerk off over after bacon got too played out.  Australia has had Nutella for ever and a half. Even getting a 5kg/11lbs tub is pretty easy to get a hold of.  Just think of all the ice-cream you could shovel into one of those ones.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:16
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Croccers posted:Yeah, maybe for you scrub Americans. It's been around in the U.S. for like 30 years.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:35
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Karma Monkey posted:Pfff, this was already done. They're in the frozen section. That's just embarrassing. What a useless society we've become. And what the hell kind of name is Uncrustables anyway?
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Aug 10, 2014 05:39
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Picnic Princess posted:That's just embarrassing. What a useless society we've become. It's descriptive because it has no crust. Also, "Goddamn Pathetic" isn't very catchy and would be the name of 90% of the food items on the market if there was truth in advertising.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:49
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Pneub posted:It's been around in the U.S. for like 30 years. But having said that, yeah these are bacon internet meme 2.0 people.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:08
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Karma Monkey posted:It's descriptive because it has no crust. Also, "Goddamn Pathetic" isn't very catchy and would be the name of 90% of the food items on the market if there was truth in advertising. Heh, you sure showed, uh, food I guess. Take that food.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:09
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Pomp posted:I've never actually had Nutella, is it the faintly hazelnut flavored chocolate spread it looks like? Nutella is frosting. It's about half sugar, and a third fat. Lifehack: no cake? Spread frosting on toast instead.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:36
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And Americans like my aunt even believe Nutella is a health food because of this incredibly deceptive ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThIrw_LpuRA There was even a class-action lawsuit about it, but Ferrero (the company that makes Nutella) settled for 3 million.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:46
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nutella is pretty bomb-rear end but i don't got to the stupid idiot parts of the internet like you all fuckers apparently do so i don't let dumb weird people ruin my enjoyment of good things
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Aug 10, 2014 06:54
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Dilb posted:Nutella is frosting. It's about half sugar, and a third fat. I honestly think Nutella isn't all that bad if you spread it really thin and not glob it on like a fat idiot like some people do with mayonnaise or cream cheese. Lifehack: Using less of a condiment means less calories! Who knew!
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Aug 10, 2014 07:04
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I like Nutella but I eat it like a normal person and it becomes a problem because my father overeats and eats all the Nutella, most of the time straight out of the jar, over the course of 3-4 days. Therefore I can't buy it because he'll go into a diabetic coma.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:07
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Did you know that nutella mixed with warm milk is a crappy excuse for and takes 5x the effort to make than chocolate milk?
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Aug 10, 2014 07:47
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im pooping! posted:I like Nutella but I eat it like a normal person and it becomes a problem because my father overeats and eats all the Nutella, most of the time straight out of the jar, over the course of 3-4 days. Therefore I can't buy it because he'll go into a diabetic coma. Lifehack: Let your dad die, he's only holding you back.
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Aug 10, 2014 07:51
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Nutella kills orangutans. Is made with palm oil, which is the number one reason for the destruction of rainforest in Indonesia 
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Aug 10, 2014 08:19
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pop tarts almost gone? Fill the box with ice cream and then gently caress it?
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Aug 10, 2014 08:19
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Lifehack: fill syringe with 50cc vodka and shoot that poo poo right into your bloodstream, skip the loving middle man
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Gorilla Salad posted:For lovely "hacks" there's this: Also the express elevator one had a modified execution at the hospital I used to work at, there were ultrasonic sensors in the roof for calling elevators when they moved beds, and when they triggered you also put the elevator in express mode. If you just held your hands under the sensors it worked.
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