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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Phone posted:

I've seen things I can't unsee.

I was seriously not expecting CSB to actually send anything.

Wow. Yep that sums up his sex life allright

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jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-jammyozzy.gif"><br>Is that a challenge?
I am now morbidly curious about what you've all seen.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
All I can say is that it definitely isn't C beams glittering in that dark near the Tanhauser gate.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Like so much semen, lost in the rain.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

jammyozzy posted:

I am now morbidly curious about what you've all seen.

Very large things.

Dunno what he's sending today (ever since he sent me something that I opened in front of my boss), but there used to be large red bull cans involved for comparison.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

A NASCAR driver hits and kills someone in a sprint car race... fault or not, which driver do you think it is? No spoiler really needed, but it's Tony Stewart

And in related news... a neighbor in my area just got a Viper and I've seen/heard him cruising around the past few weeks. Didn't see it yesterday, but there was a fatal crash involving a Viper about 7 miles from me. :ohdear: http://www.nbc4i.com/story/26240903/fatal-crash-closes-us-33-in-dublin

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Aug 10, 2014

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


So I tried to hardwire my car charger to my 12V yesterday and messed up royally. I cut the pos and neg wires to the 12v and tried to splice those with the pos and neg from the USB cable. Obviously didn't work. I forgot I need a way to kick down the voltage from 12V to 5V. Took it all apart and spliced the cut wires back together and now the 12V won't work at all. I'm gonna check if it's a fuse later on, but the other outlet 3ft from that one still works so IDK.

Would the easiest way to hardwire this be to purchase a universal 12V outlet, plug my USB charger into it and splice the pos and neg wires from the new outlet to the existing one?

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Super Aggro Crag posted:

So I tried to hardwire my car charger to my 12V yesterday and messed up royally. I cut the pos and neg wires to the 12v and tried to splice those with the pos and neg from the USB cable. Obviously didn't work. I forgot I need a way to kick down the voltage from 12V to 5V. Took it all apart and spliced the cut wires back together and now the 12V won't work at all. I'm gonna check if it's a fuse later on, but the other outlet 3ft from that one still works so IDK.

Would the easiest way to hardwire this be to purchase a universal 12V outlet, plug my USB charger into it and splice the pos and neg wires from the new outlet to the existing one?

Fuse adapter - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004AHADOC/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
12v to 5v USB adapter - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00D5Q1YZ6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Did this for my camera but works good for phone charger too.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:


Beautiful. I was looking for a way to wire my camera into my overhead wiring without a large transformer. Thanks!

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Do you wire that right to the battery or can you tap off of an existing 12V source, like an outlet?

Just popped the hood and I guess both outlets are on dofferent fuses cuz I blew that poo poo.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-jammyozzy.gif"><br>Is that a challenge?

some texas redneck posted:

Very large things.

Dunno what he's sending today (ever since he sent me something that I opened in front of my boss), but there used to be large red bull cans involved for comparison.

Pfft, very large my arse.









:pervert:

*E* Because I've not bitched about it enough, check out the warning labels currently attached to my rental house:


The oven has scorched its own power cord and is waiting for an electrician to move the socket and replace the sleeving.


The shower which until this week leaked through the ceiling has now been deemed a fire hazard and is back out of service.


The electrician that came to look at the oven somehow managed to crack the gas fitting loose and fill the kitchen with gas, so I had to call National Grid to come and cap the gas supply off on Thursday. At least this one got fixed promptly.

jammyozzy fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Aug 10, 2014

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





Who says dangerous driving kills?
He's fine see?

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
Holy poo poo the Meguiars headlight restoration kit is so fun to use. I'm sad I have no more headlights to restore.

This $1500 Corolla is starting to shape up:





trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

freelop posted:



Who says dangerous driving kills?
He's fine see?

There are two passengers in that vehicle prior to the crash.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Super Aggro Crag posted:

Do you wire that right to the battery or can you tap off of an existing 12V source, like an outlet?

Just popped the hood and I guess both outlets are on dofferent fuses cuz I blew that poo poo.
You stick the first thing in an open fuse spot in the fuse box then attach it to the second thing. Most cars will have a couple unused slots. This way you don't need to hack into any wiring and get a clean install. You could also hook the 12v-to-5v converter directly onto a 12v feed if you wanted I guess.


Bender- the maguire kit does work great but most polishing compounds (even toothpaste) works just as well. I end up doing it a couple times a year on my cars and right before listing anything for sale.


Sitting in the back yard watching hummingbirds fight over some flowers, I never realized hummingbirds made sounds...

NitroSpazzz fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Aug 10, 2014

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

NitroSpazzz posted:

Bender- the maguire kit does work great but most polishing compounds (even toothpaste) works just as well. I end up doing it a couple times a year on my cars and right before listing anything for sale

Oh absolutely. The Meguiars kit is nice though because it includes 1000 & 3000 grit sanding sponges and a nice drill mounted pad. Most importantly it comes with a UV protectant that will hopefully keep them looking fresh longer.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

NitroSpazzz posted:

Sitting in the back yard watching hummingbirds fight over some flowers, I never realized hummingbirds made sounds...

Hummingbirds make squeaking type sounds and are loving vicious to each other. They're very territorial.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 208 days!)

I spent a good portion of yesterday doing a timing belt on a 2.4L eqipped Optima (MS). What a depressing machine designed out of poo poo. There isn't a single loving bolt without at least two something-else in the way.

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
I've done a whole head off refresh when the gf's mom's optima skipped timing and kissed 4 valves.

What a royal pain in the rear end that weekend was.

Oh and after I put it all together, turns out the chunks of the TB took out the lower crank sensor, and that wiring is behind the timing belt. gently caress that, I cut the connector off, snaked the wiring through, and resoldered the connector.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Who wants to know what their old POS was selling for?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Geordi Laforge's car!

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 208 days!)

mafoose posted:

I've done a whole head off refresh when the gf's mom's optima skipped timing and kissed 4 valves.

What a royal pain in the rear end that weekend was.

:shobon::respek::reject: Negligent (gfs) parent bros.

The bottom end was fine, but the valves were oh- a bit bent. I wonder what it sounded like. Of course she likely had the stereo loving cranked so probably didn't even notice until the car coasted. Only 12k over a 60k job. Imagine that.

mafoose posted:

Oh and after I put it all together, turns out the chunks of the TB took out the lower crank sensor, and that wiring is behind the timing belt. gently caress that, I cut the connector off, snaked the wiring through, and resoldered the connector.

I'm gonna earmark this, because I know this is probably going to be coming up. Didn't even get the valve cover on, because it was 'filthy' on top. Yeah, lets soak the loving thing clean instead of fixing the goddamn car. No problem, you can keep using one of mine.

NitroSpazzz posted:

Who wants to know what their old POS was selling for?



Somebody hit Goodwill, huh? Saw those and a ton of 'Merkin Chiltons for '85-'92 passenger cars and/or trucks for sale a few weeks back.

Whats' my long-gone '91 9000T Hatchback worth?

West SAAB Story fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Aug 10, 2014

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Viggen posted:

Somebody hit Goodwill, huh? Saw those and a ton of 'Merkin Chiltons for '85-'92 passenger cars and/or trucks for sale a few weeks back.

Whats' my long-gone '91 9000T Hatchback worth?

Na Dad has a stash of these, apparently he bought at least one a year for a long time. Most expensive car in this one is a 1991 Porsche 911 Turbo Coupe for $95000.

Your '91 9000T Hatch - Original list price $32995, add $765 for autotragic. No wholesale or average retail provided.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 208 days!)

NitroSpazzz posted:

Your '91 9000T Hatch - Original list price $32995, add $765 for autotragic. No wholesale or average retail provided.

:ssh: It was a 5 speed. That era 4 speed slush was actually not all too bad. This car, however, was a big pile of poo poo (by the time I got it).

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So the lady and i have a little chalkboard in the kitchen for grocery lists, I woke up to this this morning.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

NitroSpazzz posted:

Most expensive car in this one is a 1991 Porsche 911 Turbo Coupe for $95000.

The scary part about that it it's still work 50% of that price in any kind of reasonable condition 23 years later.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

13 INCH DICK posted:

So the lady and i have a little chalkboard in the kitchen for grocery lists, I woke up to this this morning.



I don't know who Dick is, but sounds like you really should stop drawing his rear end in a top hat on that board. Maybe go for a nice penis this time.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



So what thread are we talking about the tony Stewart thing? Because that is horribly tragic, and I saw the video linked on Facebook and watched it, not realizing the dude died. Wearing a black race suit and on a dirt track at night makes getting out of your car immediately nearly the dumbest possible way to learn the physics of human being vs. race car.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

trouser chili posted:

I don't know who Dick is, but sounds like you really should stop drawing his rear end in a top hat on that board. Maybe go for a nice penis this time.

Listen up dickhead. You clearly dont know dick about Dick and it's dicked up that you could possibly tell me to dick around like that. Dick move, man. Dick loving move.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Somewhat Heroic posted:

So what thread are we talking about the tony Stewart thing? Because that is horribly tragic, and I saw the video linked on Facebook and watched it, not realizing the dude died. Wearing a black race suit and on a dirt track at night makes getting out of your car immediately nearly the dumbest possible way to learn the physics of human being vs. race car.

There was some mention of it in this thread already, but I agree with you. Getting out if your racecar on the racetrack to yell at another racecar as it zooms by is rather high up on the chart of dumb ways to die.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Motronic posted:

The scary part about that it it's still work 50% of that price in any kind of reasonable condition 23 years later.

Yeah Dad and I were joking about that earlier. E30 M3's are listed for 32-35k which is what they are selling for now, same for a few other 'special' cars.

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
There's a few cars that will never go down in value. 911s, the C1 & C2 vettes, E30 M3 etc

What is funny the E34 M5 and just recently the E39 M5 cars have become down right bargains lately. Though I think we have hit the low point on E36 M3 and I think its starting its upward swing. Even clean Range Rover Classics are starting to move up in price

Note: these are just the cars I follow, I'm sure its different every where.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 208 days!)

13 INCH DICK posted:

So the lady and i have a little chalkboard in the kitchen for grocery lists, I woke up to this this morning.



But of course this shows when listening to one of the shittier Billy Squire songs (lol RADIO).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

NitroSpazzz posted:

Who wants to know what their old POS was selling for?



I found a 90s Consumer Reports buying guide one time. I looked up one of the DSM cars and it said not to bother with anything but a turbo manual. I guess their reviewers aren't always squares.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
Question for the divorced parents out there:

How did you cope with not being there for your kids every day? That is the part that is tearing me up inside and the only reason I haven't walked out yet. gently caress my wife, she can go gently caress herself. I feel like I'm going to miss my kids so much that I'll never be able to deal with it.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

So, i'm assuming you guys have all heard about /DRIVE going to that new subscription model these days. Just curious, what's everyone's thoughts on it? I'm mostly just wondering why they decided to go that route and not, say, the Roadkill route where they get a corporate sponsor and do some fairly unobtrusive product placement in return for funding. I get that they're a smaller group and they don't have the Motor Trend backing like Roadkill, but with the quality of content they produce and the number of viewers they had, you'd think securing corporate sponsorship wouldn't be too hard.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


trouser chili posted:

There was some mention of it in this thread already, but I agree with you. Getting out if your racecar on the racetrack to yell at another racecar as it zooms by is rather high up on the chart of dumb ways to die.

Goosing the throttle on a yellow flag lap in response to the guy waving at you in his black suit is pretty dumb too.

Honestly, I don't see how its not manslaughter. TS took a direct action (goosing the throttle at him - either in acknowledgement or assholishness) that led to his rear tires breaking loose, and the tail coming loose into and over the other driver.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Somewhat Heroic posted:

So what thread are we talking about the tony Stewart thing? Because that is horribly tragic, and I saw the video linked on Facebook and watched it, not realizing the dude died. Wearing a black race suit and on a dirt track at night makes getting out of your car immediately nearly the dumbest possible way to learn the physics of human being vs. race car.

Dont go into the SAS thread about it, apart from one good poster it's loving terrible. TBH it looked like two hotheads making two very bad decisions in the heat of the moment that have tragic consequences. The kid really should not have made a jump at Stewarts car, Stewart shouldn't have goosed the throttle.

Basically a terrible accident caused by stupidity on all parties involved.

quote:

So, i'm assuming you guys have all heard about /DRIVE going to that new subscription model these days. Just curious, what's everyone's thoughts on it?

poo poo. There's better ways to do this and as well, the subscription content is NOT availible to many countries. That instant gets my hackles up, being in acountry where content is denied on "regional" grounds. gently caress anyone that does that.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

trouser chili posted:

There was some mention of it in this thread already, but I agree with you. Getting out if your racecar on the racetrack to yell at another racecar as it zooms by is rather high up on the chart of dumb ways to die.

But that's victim blaming and Tony Stewart is a murderer :colbert:

That's what people are saying on facebook anyway.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


T1g4h posted:

So, i'm assuming you guys have all heard about /DRIVE going to that new subscription model these days. Just curious, what's everyone's thoughts on it? I'm mostly just wondering why they decided to go that route and not, say, the Roadkill route where they get a corporate sponsor and do some fairly unobtrusive product placement in return for funding. I get that they're a smaller group and they don't have the Motor Trend backing like Roadkill, but with the quality of content they produce and the number of viewers they had, you'd think securing corporate sponsorship wouldn't be too hard.

I'm probably the most vocal against it. They have corporate sponsors, they do car reviews of retail cars, where the car companies fly them everywhere to do it. Half of their content is producing car commercials. The first episode of /tuned was a commercial for a tuning shop. Hot rod garage and road kill can easily find other sponsors because it's like "hey, we're putting brakes on a car, buy willwood brakes on and paint the car with eastood paint!". What can drive do? "Today we're driving the latest mercedes shitbox, buy a ford!"

Proponents shreik "its only four dollars, stop being a cheapass", but if 10 channels suddenly want $4/month for their poo poo, suddenly you're a loving cable subscriber with no local news. It's not a matter of cost, it's a matter of value.

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