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Classic fianceeing response E:new page Sponge Baathist has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Aug 10, 2014 |
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Aug 10, 2014 03:23
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Marrying a narcoleptic has many challenges.
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Aug 10, 2014 05:29
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Aug 10, 2014 05:35
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Half a cent ain't a big deal, really.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:15
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In my mind, the lid shoves closed again after he fell in. quote:Is this real? Are they diving on purpose or something? I thought that only happened in soccer matches.
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Aug 10, 2014 09:03
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Merijn posted:In my mind, the lid shoves closed again after he fell in. It does look like the lid is sliding closed again.
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Aug 10, 2014 09:07
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Merijn posted:Is this real? Are they diving on purpose or something? I thought that only happened in soccer matches. Well the NBA videogames do have a flop button...
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Aug 10, 2014 09:09
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Peanut President posted:Half a cent ain't a big deal, really. People will go apeshit over a few pennies for a bag, so...
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Aug 10, 2014 11:15
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Is there a video of this?
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Aug 10, 2014 11:28
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I can't help but see the passerby as knocking the chair over.
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Aug 10, 2014 15:02
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Dennis Rodman: the inspiration for QWOP?Merijn posted:
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Aug 10, 2014 16:44
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Merijn posted:Is this real? Are they diving on purpose or something? I thought that only happened in soccer matches. Faking penalties happens in every sport. Football players intentionally shoving some guy's hand up into a facemask for a facemask call, wide receivers taking a flop to get a pass interference call. It happens everywhere and is part of the game.
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Aug 10, 2014 18:19
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Aug 10, 2014 18:26
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It...it is magnificent 
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Aug 10, 2014 18:50
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There should be an Academy award for .gifs.
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Aug 10, 2014 20:52
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Oh wow, did you make this? 
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Aug 10, 2014 21:43
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http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/lemon-linguine Lemon linguine recipe which serves six calls for one to three juiced lemons. The website originally said "1 3", a typo of "1-3". Some knuckleheads juiced 13 lemons and added that to a 6 tablespoons of olive oil and called it a sauce. They were disappointed and surprised that it was not tasty.
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Aug 10, 2014 22:42
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Aug 10, 2014 22:58
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I think that one's more sour grapes than schadenfreude.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:03
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Looks more photoshop than anything
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Aug 10, 2014 23:04
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The irony is, advertising the fact that you have guns will probably get you robbed while you're at work.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:06
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The schaudenfreude is how bad that photoshop is.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:35
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Poison Mushroom posted:The schaudenfreude is how bad that photoshop is. Via GIS I noted that the earliest date that it appeared was April of 2009. I wonder what on Earth was happening around that time to prompt such a response.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:36
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Deteriorata posted:Via GIS I noted that the earliest date that it appeared was April of 2009. I wonder what on Earth was happening around that time to prompt such a response. 
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Aug 10, 2014 23:40
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quote:paratrooper82 I'm the schaudenfreude, it's me.
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Aug 10, 2014 23:44
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Filler posted:The irony is, advertising the fact that you have guns will probably get you robbed while you're at work. Chances are you'd get burgled while you're at work anyways. But it does make your home more of a target. For some schadenfreude, some home invaders beat up a Texas guy and stuck him in his gun closet. http://abc13.com/archive/9102486/
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Aug 10, 2014 23:50
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Poison Mushroom posted:Oh, god. This isn't even some super-backwards guy in his 70s shaking his cane. He was 30 when that happened. 500 cords of wood 
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Aug 10, 2014 23:55
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Poison Mushroom posted:Oh, god. This isn't even some super-backwards guy in his 70s shaking his cane. He was 30 when that happened. Not necessarily. 82 could refer to the 82nd Airborne Div of the Army-which would make sense being 'paratrooper.'
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Aug 10, 2014 23:56
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I like how he's going to use backroads to avoid TSA agents. You know, the ones that patrol the streets and aren't just sitting in an airport molesting you
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Aug 11, 2014 00:14
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Decrepus posted:500 cords of wood Seriously. Even if he's burning every goddamn day, that poo poo'd rot before he managed to burn it all.
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Aug 11, 2014 00:20
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The best thing is how he's going to cancel cell phones, landlines and internet and then expects his friends to call before they visit.
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Aug 11, 2014 00:27
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TheBigAristotle posted:I like how he's going to use backroads to avoid TSA agents. You know, the ones that patrol the streets and aren't just sitting in an airport molesting you In theory, the TSA could do security stuff in other modes of transport. In practice, every time they try the local agencies go "LOL no, gently caress off." and they slunk back to the airports like the losers they are.
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Aug 11, 2014 00:37
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Flipperwaldt posted:The best thing is how he's going to cancel cell phones, landlines and internet and then expects his friends to call before they visit. Maybe he doesn't have any friends
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Aug 11, 2014 00:39
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Those are the instructions he's giving his wife. He's having her build the gate and everything while he just sits on his rear end I guess.
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Aug 11, 2014 00:57
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Flipperwaldt posted:The best thing is how he's going to cancel cell phones, landlines and internet and then expects his friends to call before they visit. Or how he's going to be involved in Tea Party stuff without internet and phones, pretty much all the ways people organize things. I presume he's also canceling his paper and refusing to let the mailman onto his property. Does this guy have a job? Croisquessein has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 01:28
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tentative8e8op posted:Oh wow, did you make this?  I found it on imgur like most other things. Like this one.
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Aug 11, 2014 01:30
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So...why do cats do that? Are they grossly misjudging the distance? Or do they not commit all the way? Either way it's funny as gently caress to me.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:35
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Lyer posted:So...why do cats do that? Are they grossly misjudging the distance? Or do they not commit all the way? Either way it's funny as gently caress to me. Its pretty simple, their paws slip when they try to jump.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:39
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Lyer posted:So...why do cats do that? Are they grossly misjudging the distance? Or do they not commit all the way? Either way it's funny as gently caress to me. Usually happens when their hind feet slip right as they're committing to the jump.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:40
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   And 2 classics:  
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Aug 11, 2014 06:29
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