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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The MSJ posted:

How long before a Fawlty Towers reboot?

Funny you should say this, because I had a dream the other night that I was making exactly that.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Waffleman_ posted:

Funny you should say this, because I had a dream the other night that I was making exactly that.

Wouldn't be hard to get John Cleese back.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
They already rebooted Fawlty Towers. It was called The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and it was dreadful.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

DoctorWhat posted:

They already rebooted Fawlty Towers. It was called The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and it was dreadful.
pretty sure that was a prequel dummy. :colbert: about Basil and Manuel as young men before they changed their names and got into the hotel business.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



53: Children of the Corn, almost more movies than posters

Children of the Corn


Children of the Corn II: the final sacrifice


Children of the Corn III: urban harvest


Children of the Corn IV: the gathering


Children of the Corn V: fields of terror

(and yes, that is Eva Mendes)

Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's return


Children of the Corn: Revelation


Children of the Corn (2009 TV Movie)


Children of the Corn: Genesis

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Horror Kid sounds like a SNES game.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

The MSJ posted:

How long before a Fawlty Towers reboot?

Does Payne count?

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
You're missing one for Children O The Corn 3, the VHS we had for it was different.
Found it!
http://www.videocollector.co.uk/data/images/children-of-the-corn-iii-urban-harvest-11308l.jpg

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest might be the best sub title ever.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I don't even know what the gently caress is going on in this one.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

ShufflerZero posted:

Children of the Corn II: the final sacrifice


Rosdower?

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

EDIT YEARS LATER: This is embarrassing, I was making a jooooooke! Damnit.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Hausu Usher fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Sep 22, 2022

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Oct 6, 2014

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
True Detective Man is the cruelest animal. Also, the shittiest superhero.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Woody's got a bad case of the mumps there.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

boom boom boom posted:

Any True Detective poster that isn't mostly a screencap from the show is super lovely



http://imgur.com/a/K4NF6

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

The Woody is a highway one should just be on every cover.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Gentlemen,

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Basticle posted:

Gentlemen,



drat, that's some Beksinski-level poo poo going on with half-face guy's teeth right there. It's been a while since I last watched Evil Dead 2, but is that actually how his teeth are in the movie or is that just a little liberty the artist took when making the poster?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I don't remember Ash's head coming off.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Doctor Bishop posted:

drat, that's some Beksinski-level poo poo going on with half-face guy's teeth right there. It's been a while since I last watched Evil Dead 2, but is that actually how his teeth are in the movie or is that just a little liberty the artist took when making the poster?

I'm pretty sure his teeth are similar to that if not exactly like it.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Basticle posted:

Gentlemen,



That Ash has no head but two hands..



Well, I'm confused

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Gaz2k21 posted:

That Ash has no head but two hands..



Well, I'm confused

Well, the people of... [looking at the poster again] ...genral Eastern European/Middle Eastern countries never seem quite right.

Seriously, I can't tell if it's polish or an offshoot of Sanskrit.

Maarak
May 23, 2007

"Go for it!"

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Well, the people of... [looking at the poster again] ...genral Eastern European/Middle Eastern countries never seem quite right.

Seriously, I can't tell if it's polish or an offshoot of Sanskrit.

That's Thai.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Well, the people of... [looking at the poster again] ...general Eastern European/Middle Eastern countries never seem quite right.


Pretty much. Compare and Contrast: DEATH RACE 2000!

U.S Version



U.S Version 2: Car Impacting David Carradine's Crotch Edition



Italian Version: Carmageddon Edition



Colombian Version: Look, Chicks! Edition



Turkish Version: Decapitated David Carradine Naked Superhero Holy poo poo, I'm Tripping Balls Edition



Japanese Version: David Who? Edition

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Distorted Kiwi posted:

Pretty much. Compare and Contrast: DEATH RACE 2000!

U.S Version



Including a rare appearance from pre-fame Pacman.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That Turkish version, holy poo poo. That's one of the best posters I've seen in a while.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

They put Ash's clothes on the wrong body. After he puts Linda's head in a vice the headless body comes in with a chainsaw but it's naked if I remember so I think they mixed scenes.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

ShufflerZero posted:

53: Children of the Corn, almost more movies than posters

Children of the Corn


Children of the Corn II: the final sacrifice


Children of the Corn III: urban harvest


Children of the Corn IV: the gathering


Children of the Corn V: fields of terror

(and yes, that is Eva Mendes)

Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's return


Children of the Corn: Revelation


Children of the Corn (2009 TV Movie)


Children of the Corn: Genesis


I get that its based on Stephen King story but at what point does it have nothing to do with what Stephen King initially wrote?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


By the end of the first movie when they win against He Who Walks Behind the Rows. In the original short story the main characters completely lose and everything keeps going in the town.

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane


Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

OBAMAAAAA! :argh:

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!
Ew why does he/she have freight pallets for headboards?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Because it's quirky.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

And splinters remind you that you had sex last night even though you can't remember it.


Your 20s are a special time.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Mister Chief posted:

Because it's quirky.

Willam said it best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0mf3z2BoLs&t=316s

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I have no valid criticism of Miles Teller other than that I want to punch his face so hard it kills both of us.

I don't know why

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General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky

Slugworth posted:

I have no valid criticism of Miles Teller other than that I want to punch his face so hard it kills both of us.

I don't know why

Jealousy.

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