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Magic Hate Ball posted:Wait, what? No way. Post the real one. http://www.gocomics.com/inspector-dangers-crime-quiz/2012/04/30#.U-fNaGNgH9U Okay, I did also add the interrogation bit.
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Wanamingo posted:http://www.gocomics.com/inspector-dangers-crime-quiz/2012/04/30#.U-fNaGNgH9U 
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Previously... We now return you to Mark Trail, already in progress.    
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Magic Hate Ball posted:(MAGIC REACTS) 
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You are the invasive surgery to this thread's cancer.
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Hodge-podge and Portnoy are the best in Bloom County, they're used to do things to such wonderful extremes.
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EasyEW posted:The Continuing Misadventures of the Immaculately Pure Artist (otherwise known as Writer Guy) SOMEBODY DIE OF CANCER ALREADY!!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:SOMEBODY DIE OF CANCER ALREADY!! Ooh, what if Les gets cancer? 
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BigDave posted:Ooh, what if Les gets cancer? Only if by Lisa, you mean the actress playing Lisa.
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EasyEW posted:The Continuing Misadventures of the Immaculately Pure Artist (otherwise known as Writer Guy) I can hardly wait to see what Les does to endear himself to Token Latino Actor.
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"And a tip of the funky felt pen to ol' Jim B. and Jack D." Stay golden, R Ubbish. (Bob Hope may be missed but Digby's a good herald too.)
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Mr. Noseybonk posted:Only if by Lisa, you mean the actress playing Lisa. The cursed role! (But that wasn't a typo, Les is the name of the sad sack with the ghost wife)
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Selachian posted:I can hardly wait to see what Les does to endear himself to Token Latino Actor. Les, The Immaculately Pure Artist: (with overstudied "casualness") "Hey! ¿Qué tal?" Token Latino Actor: "Wow, he spoke two words in Spanish! That weedy little white guy totally gets me!" Crusty Assistant: (with undisguised admiration) "You just keep hittin' 'em out of the park, writer guy!" Meanwhile, Ghost Wife Lisa cries tears from Heaven. Peanuts: Year One (February 8-10, 1951)   
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Selachian posted:I can hardly wait to see what Les does to endear himself to Token Latino Actor. Gives him cancer, hopefully.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHH! THEIR MOUTHS AREN'T ON THEIR HEADS! I CAN'T... I need to fix.  AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's better. Well, for a given definition of 'better'.
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Howard Beale posted:Stay golden, R Ubbish. (Bob Hope may be missed but Digby's a good herald too.) I miss Dan Dare. Someone find some Dan Dare. She types, ignoring the Fearless Fosdick books that have been on the "to post" list for 18+ months. 
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EasyEW posted:The Continuing Misadventures of the Immaculately Pure Artist (otherwise known as Writer Guy) 
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Wanamingo posted:http://www.gocomics.com/inspector-dangers-crime-quiz/2012/04/30#.U-fNaGNgH9U This is a good puzzle, since there is no possible way to cook chicken without the bones still in it.
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CaptainCaveman posted:This is a good puzzle, since there is no possible way to cook chicken without the bones still in it. Inspector Danger accurately portraying the interlocking puzzle-box that is a chicken's skeleton.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:I miss Dan Dare. Someone find some Dan Dare. I'm working on it! Albeit not with a lot of haste. I think I'm going to have to break down and buy the collections. I'll see what I can turn up tomorrow. ChickenOfTomorrow posted:She types, ignoring the Fearless Fosdick books that have been on the "to post" list for 18+ months. Christ, Nemi, you look like poo poo!
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Wanamingo posted:http://www.gocomics.com/inspector-dangers-crime-quiz/2012/04/30#.U-fNaGNgH9U See, I re-read it, and it's not as stupid as it sounds. I was going to ask whether maybe you edited out the thing where it says "Dead, and he choked on the killer's dick", which would indeed probably rule her out. (I somehow suspect that "wait, what if she's trans and hasn't done bottom surgery yet" is not part of the thought process.) It does say "a fierce and bloody fight", which might reasonably imply that it was someone strong enough to beat him up, and maybe Danger lives in a world where no women are strong. Of course. If there was a "fierce and bloody fight", surely you could check them for injuries or something? ... Nah, crazy.
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I think the worst part of that is the assumption that the chicken thief had to eat it RIGHT THEN. Plenty of dishes you can make with cold chicken. Salsa verde comes to mind.
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Tambaloneus posted:AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHH! THEIR MOUTHS AREN'T ON THEIR HEADS! I CAN'T... I need to fix. Thanks for this. However, I felt it might improve even more with a little editing.. 
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Christ, Nemi, you look like poo poo! 
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Intelligent Life  f u c k y o u Big Nate  
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F Minus And Sundays are for recappin'. Mary Worth  Rex Morgan MD 
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Intelligent Life This is what it sounds like when doves cry in two Seth MacFarlane voices.
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus This guy's face is amazing. He never could have dreamed how glorious that menu item would turn out to be. 
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Intelligent Life Am I the only one who thinks the whole jocks and nerds thing seems really stupid in an office setting? Like, stupider than it would be otherwise.
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Binary Badger posted:Thanks for this. However, I felt it might improve even more with a little editing.. So you read it as "pigborn" too? I was stunned when someone first pointed out that's not the name of the comic.
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EasyEW posted:The Continuing Misadventures of the Immaculately Pure Artist (otherwise known as Writer Guy) Oh good lord I just realized how this is going to end. Les is going to make friends with the actors, and sell them on the original idea of Lisa dying and having the movie actually be tragic. Then the evil studio is going to push more stupid changes to make it a loving romcom or something, and the actors will rebel against the studio and side with Les. In the end, by standing up to the studio the movie will be made as originally intended and Les's precious ~artistic integrity~ will be preserved and Lisa's Story will be saved.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Intelligent Life Wow, this just keeps worse. Seth MacFarlane and Tim Buckley have formed an Unholy Alliance, theres no other explanation.
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It took me a moment, since I expected to see Jarvis Cocker there, but I get it. Amazing. e: Also, that Inspector Danger, holy poo poo. I'm wondering if it might be a thing where the witness used gendered pronouns, thus creating a situation where #1 was out "due to her gender" but the pronouns were lost in translation to English. Can we get someone who knows...uh, languages on the case? hexwren fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:Oh good lord I just realized how this is going to end. I was thinking the exact same thing: the actors will take Les's side against the horrible, awful changes inflicted on Les's script by Hack Rewrite Guy/Waiter and Hack Producer, and insist on doing the script exactly as originally written. Beefcake Guy and Blonde Chick will be so exalted by Les's deathless words that they'll turn in performances worthy of Olivier and Streep, and Latino Guy will gracefully accept a role as an extra because there are no Latinos in Westview. And Tom Bat will imagine us readers shedding tears of joy and doing a slow clap as "Lisa's Story" wins a billion Emmys.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:It half-loaded so at first I thought this was the whole strip: Same, and I actually laughed at it because I thought it was so absurdly JOCKS AMIRITE? Emmy Lou  The Phantom  Sunday Rip Haywire  I'll post double Classic Prince Valiant tomorrow.
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Sunday Phantom. Wherein the Phantom makes his first appearance months into this story.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:It half-loaded so at first I thought this was the whole strip: And I thought it was two days' comics.  Just enough recap to be the banal continuation of a joke.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Intelligent Life what is it like to look at a comic strip and not feel burning, incoherent fury i have honestly forgotten
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What a hosed up strip. GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Remember, everyone: this has been going on for over a year now. Seriously, Pibgorn has been a crappy Romeo and Juliet for that long? His characters have been other characters all this time, leaving readers old and new with nothing to get invested in! Not that his usual stuff wasn't dogshit, but this has been just so boring. Ema Nymton fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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