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Mother of god.  http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/39-real-sexy-ladies-remind-everyone-how-to-wear-a-bikini
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ratbert90 posted:Mother of god. #losehatenotweight
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Not all of the women on there are repulsive hambeasts but then you have some like this:
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Holy gently caress, she has 4 thighs.
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SodomyGoat101 posted:Holy gently caress, she has 4 thighs. I believe those are called saddlebags. A description I never thought apt until I saw that photo.
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Woah I don't think those are OSHA approved for positions other than missionary.
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those look like pig legs. like legs that were not designed for upright two-legged mobility.
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Excels posted:those look like pig legs. like legs that were not designed for upright two-legged mobility. Maybe she's on the Island of Dr. Moreau.
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I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she has some kind of medical condition purely because of how weirdly distributed her fat is. She goes from a perfectly normal head, to broad-shouldered, to obese, to oh jesus what has happened here.
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 This is hilarious! There's weed, the n-word, and a picture of someone who would never ever say that. Who thinks of this stuff?
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it's like posting a pic of einstein overlaid with a quote from snoop dogg, which is probably really common
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1stGear posted:I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she has some kind of medical condition purely because of how weirdly distributed her fat is. She goes from a perfectly normal head, to broad-shouldered, to obese, to oh jesus what has happened here. Dated someone with roughly the same body type, but like closer to 160 lbs so there wasn't any cellulite overflow going on; waist-up, looked like an average sized lady, waist-down it was like BA-DOW pretty great except she was terrible and petty and hadthese BPS mood swings that describing makes me feel like a 1950s misogynist anyway, probably not a condition, but I don't really care- I think it's cool for ladies to wear whatever they want and feel safe doing it, no skin off my bones
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DemeaninDemon posted:Woah I don't think those are OSHA approved for positions other than missionary. I don't think they're APA approved for any position with the lights on.
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DemeaninDemon posted:Woah I don't think those are OSHA approved for positions other than missionary. Son, with that wall of flab in the way the only way you gettin' to that pussy is doggy. I mean, you'll be rubbing you dick in a moist fleshpile either way, but still.
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Good work guys. A+. Excellent job all around.
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Plom Bar posted:Good work guys. A+. Excellent job all around. This topic is quite aug imo.
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1stGear posted:I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she has some kind of medical condition purely because of how weirdly distributed her fat is. She goes from a perfectly normal head, to broad-shouldered, to obese, to oh jesus what has happened here. Yeah seriously I've never seen another human being with weight distribution like that. Holy poo poo what an unlucky lady.
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I have two friends on Facebook who recently started dating. Within the last month or so. And now literally every post (multiple posts a day, each) is about "Teehee, we're sooooo in ~love~." I really wish I wasn't serious about the literally part.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I have two friends on Facebook who recently started dating. Within the last month or so. And now literally every post (multiple posts a day, each) is about "Teehee, we're sooooo in ~love~." I really wish I wasn't serious about the literally part. eh falling in love makes you literally retarded, it'll pass
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Excels posted:those look like pig legs. like legs that were not designed for upright two-legged mobility. Looks like lymphedema. Not fun.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I have two friends on Facebook who recently started dating. Within the last month or so. And now literally every post (multiple posts a day, each) is about "Teehee, we're sooooo in ~love~." I really wish I wasn't serious about the literally part. Detailed masturbation stories about the couple in all the comments. You will also be the idiot, but it should stop, one way or the other.
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Khazar-khum posted:Looks like lymphedema. Not fun. 
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I have two friends on Facebook who recently started dating. Within the last month or so. And now literally every post (multiple posts a day, each) is about "Teehee, we're sooooo in ~love~." I really wish I wasn't serious about the literally part. you know I have been in that kind of tunnelvision love where you do dumb poo poo that in antero- and retrospect seems really gross and awful unironically touching noses and stuff sending cutesy texts excessive public physical contact etc etc etc so I've been there, and I get it, and I suspect a lot of you have and do, too- but yeah I agree it's super obnoxious on Facebook and I don't know if that's because I'm sensible or because I'm getting old
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"geopardy"
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It's been a while since my great-aunt posted some racist poo poo. I thought someone might have convinced her to cut it out, then last night I saw this. 
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made of bees posted:It's been a while since my great-aunt posted some racist poo poo. I thought someone might have convinced her to cut it out, then last night I saw this. gently caress! We'd better quit messing around in the Middle East! What if I have a problem logging onto AOL?
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made of bees posted:It's been a while since my great-aunt posted some racist poo poo. I thought someone might have convinced her to cut it out, then last night I saw this. I think the MS Word grammar underlines are the icing on the cake.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Son, with that wall of flab in the way the only way you gettin' to that pussy is doggy. At least in the event of a water landing her rear end can be used as a flotation device.
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made of bees posted:It's been a while since my great-aunt posted some racist poo poo. I thought someone might have convinced her to cut it out, then last night I saw this. This is pretty funny since most people think of East Indians for most of the professions listed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJXem4AgxZ4
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in my experience working at a couple convenience stores run by US citizens born elsewhere, the management tends to be South Asian and only sometimes Muslim but I realize that's a super advanced topic for whoever made/posted that (One of my friends works for a Pakistani dude who owns a convenience mart, liquor store and pizza place. Every Ramadan his family shares these awesome after-sundown Iftar feasts with their nonbeliever employees and are generally known around town as being pretty great people.)
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"I'm a proud cishet white male, which is represented by the fact that my racist image consists entirely of pictures of stereotypically attractive women."
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/faith-humanity-restored-these-reddit-users-came-to-725 this entire article. it's hard to pick just one or two quotes quote:If you ever start to doubt that there is kindness in the world, just remember that there is a community of good-hearted people out there, uniting to ensure that no website goes without the page views it needs to survive e:oops Excels has a new favorite as of 16:08 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Excels posted:http://www.clickhole.com/article/faith-humanity-restored-these-reddit-users-came-to-725 Clickhole is The Onion.
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Tony Phillips posted:Clickhole is The Onion. They're all real screenshots, which I think lets it qualify for the thread.
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Not my friend but this really pissed me off. Almost everyone in my family is a vet, ww1, 2, Vietnam, Gulf, Afghanistan.. really almost all military conflicts someone in my family's been there. Most publicly recognizable effects are PTSD, phantom limbs! I get childbirth is painful but gently caress you.  
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People who get their legs blown off like to complain and play for sympathy alot but the truth is most of them are up and walking around day 5 or 6. I mean, there's no way that poo poo's not fully healed a week or so later. Like, cry me a river, stumpy.
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I lost track of that thread, did they decide if a woman who recently gave birth could beat up a Vietnam veteran with no legs or not? I mean, I'm ordering the fight on Pay-Per-View anyway, but I wanna know what the odds are here.
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HELLO it's a volunteer army but did I CHOOSE to be a WOMAN???? makes u think...
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