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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Place looks surprisingly packed for August 1999.

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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Schiavone just so blase about his call. "There's a DDT on the exposed concrete to Van Hammer. He can't take too many of those." :psyduck:

Edit: wtf is a van hammer anyway?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

JPrime posted:

Schiavone just so blase about his call. "There's a DDT on the exposed concrete to Van Hammer. He can't take too many of those." :psyduck:

Edit: wtf is a van hammer anyway?

No Peace. I guess.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Daniel Bryan posted:

Place looks surprisingly packed for August 1999.

WCW did really good numbers considering how lovely they were, didn't they? I seem to remember them doing pretty good right up until the end.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
What a lovely rear end PPV this has been.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
you know, i didn't think bash at the beach 99 was going to get worse and then HAK showed up

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
oh my god it's the junkyard invitational

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
this is really really loving bad

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Daniel Bryan posted:

this is really really loving bad

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
it just keeps getting worse loving JUST END IT

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
How the hell did the crowd react to this? Did they even air this for the live crowd?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

how does this rate in terms of historically bad wcw ppvs cause this is terrible

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I do like the touch that they had someone crudely spray-paint on all the cars in a manner that actual taggers probably would not do even on a junkyard car.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
What a strange match this is.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
oh my god this is the shittiest loving thing

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
The best thing about this match is Tony laughing at the bald guy calling his spots crystal clear.

BLOCK! ONE MORE!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Is this worse than that Flatbed Truck Cage Match from Uncensored 1995?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I think it is.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
This is the worst wrestling thing I have ever seen.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I like that there's a gap in that fence clearly wide enough for someone to slither through.

An explosion! That will keep everyone at bay!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
What a great match this has been!

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
It's over. THANK GOD.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Didn't they just show up at a shoot junkyard one day with no ideas or gimmicking and shoot the match?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
The WCW recap packages are SO BAD. What the gently caress is happening? When?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

JPrime posted:

The WCW recap packages are SO BAD. What the gently caress is happening? When?

That was a recap? I literally couldn't tell, I just suddenly poo poo was going down in the ring.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
15 years and DDP literally still sounds exactly the same.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
This match sounds like it'll be at least decent.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
What happened during the match that caused the crowd to be so distracted?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
I seem to be forgetting each match as it happens, but has a face won tonight so far?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Buff Bagwell vs Roddy Piper in a boxing match. Wow.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Daniel Bryan posted:

Buff Bagwell vs Roddy Piper in a boxing match. Wow.

one of the worst matches of all time!

also it got me to turn on the network for the first time since the last PPV so there's something

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

for someone who thinks he knows how to box roddy piper sure doesn't seem to know anything about it

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
This is super lovely and bad. The referee is the best part.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
How did this company stay in business for another year and a half?

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Daniel Bryan posted:

How did this company stay in business for another year and a half?

IIRC Piper has never had a boxing match in wrestling that wasn't terrible.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Reminder that Bobby Heenan in "giving zero fucks" mode is still way better than the announcers replacing him in a few months.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Judy Bagwell bites Roddy Piper's ear. JFC this is so DUMB.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Oh god, I just turned this on and Judy Bagwell is walking at me ahhhhhhh.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Tag Team main event for the world title. That should be prett----

quote:

Sid Vicious

It's okay, he can be carried by good---

quote:

Kevin Nash

He can also be carried by a go---

quote:

Sting in 1999

Oh jesus, is there anyone worth a drat in this match?

quote:

Randy Savage in 1999

:psypop:

:psypop:

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Jayou
Mar 14, 2007

Sparkly Vampires are Wrestlicious!
Did everyone in WCW main events get a backstory from the ring announcer? It seems really weird.

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