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MondayHotDog posted:Isn't it true, Drink-Mix Man, that you aren't actually a captain? Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows. I'm not wearing a tie at all. 
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows. I'm not wearing a tie at all. They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat.
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Aug 11, 2014 04:54
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!
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Aug 11, 2014 05:05
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gingerberger posted:In fact, I didn't even give you my coat! It's a good thing you turned the TV on just now.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:10
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Do over Ham posted:It's a good thing you turned the TV on just now. Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover...
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Aug 11, 2014 05:11
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gingerberger posted:In fact, I didn't even give you my coat! That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket!
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Aug 11, 2014 05:14
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IMJack posted:That's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket! Correction IMJack, 2 perfectly good jackets.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:36
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HellOnEarth posted:Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover... Urge to kill...rising...
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Aug 11, 2014 05:59
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HellOnEarth posted:Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover... Are you hugging the TV? 
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Aug 11, 2014 06:03
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The Dennis System posted:Urge to kill...rising... I KILL YOU SCUM
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Aug 11, 2014 06:12
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MondayHotDog posted:I KILL YOU SCUM I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty. Yeah, you see how you scum.
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Aug 11, 2014 07:48
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MondayHotDog posted:I KILL YOU SCUM Ooooh Ice-cream ville 
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Aug 11, 2014 08:15
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gingerberger posted:Ooooh Ice-cream ville Ice cream! We're all out of ice cream! It's true, you know. Ice cream!
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Aug 11, 2014 13:47
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After The War posted:Ice cream! We're all out of ice cream! It's true, you know. Ice cream! After the War! We're all out of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream!
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Aug 11, 2014 14:14
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After The War posted:Ice cream! We're all out of ice cream! It's true, you know. Ice cream! Chili! Red-hot Texas-style chili! And we got gingerale: boiling-hot Texas-style gingerale! Texas...
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Aug 11, 2014 14:52
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Jorghnassen posted:Chili! Red-hot Texas-style chili! And we got gingerale: boiling-hot Texas-style gingerale! Texas... Peking duck! Get your crispy Peking duck here!
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Aug 11, 2014 17:34
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Peking duck! Get your crispy Peking duck here! Oh, I like food alright ... I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer, I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer, La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
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Aug 11, 2014 18:14
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I like food alright ... That's nothing. He can actually hear pudding.
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DrBouvenstein posted:That's nothing. He can actually hear pudding. Wellll, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but maaaan - hahahahahaha! So to answer your question, I don't know.
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Aug 11, 2014 21:17
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DrBouvenstein posted:That's nothing. He can actually hear pudding. Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:02
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DrBouvenstein posted:That's nothing. He can actually hear pudding. He can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
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Aug 11, 2014 22:12
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:He can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! I heard his rear end has its own congressman!
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Aug 11, 2014 22:28
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:He can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Hey, if this is anyone other than CharlieFoxtrot, you're stealing my bit!
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Aug 11, 2014 23:53
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Hey, if this is anyone other than CharlieFoxtrot, you're stealing my bit! Well everything's stolen nowadays. Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I like food alright ... That's it, After the War, he knows the whole hot dog song!  Go ahead, sleep with him. I'll just take a lock of your hair to remember you by. It's just you and me now, lock of hair.
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Aug 12, 2014 00:59
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IMJack posted:That's it, After the War, he knows the whole hot dog song! ♫ I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA! ♫
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Aug 12, 2014 01:04
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Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage. RIP 
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Aug 12, 2014 01:48
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After The War posted:Well everything's stolen nowadays. Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached! These aren't waffles. These are just square pancakes!
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Aug 12, 2014 02:01
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jscolon2.0 posted:These aren't waffles. These are just square pancakes! 
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Aug 12, 2014 02:31
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Jorghnassen posted:Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage. 
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Aug 12, 2014 02:33
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IMJack posted:That's it, After the War, he knows the whole hot dog song! That's how it is, though. One minute, IMJack is cooking your favorite meal. The next, you're thawing a hot dog in a gas station sink.
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Aug 12, 2014 03:12
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Jorghnassen posted:Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage. Mom, I just saw Krusty! Yes, dear, in your mind. No, on the street. On the street in your mind. Why won't you believe me? Sweetheart, sometimes when people die, you just want them to be alive so badly you see them everywhere. I went through the same thing when Lyndon Johnson died. 
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After The War posted:That's how it is, though. One minute, IMJack is cooking your favorite meal. The next, you're thawing a hot dog in a gas station sink. Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory.
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Aug 12, 2014 03:43
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After The War posted:That's how it is, though. One minute, IMJack is cooking your favorite meal. The next, you're thawing a hot dog in a gas station sink. 
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IMJack posted:Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory. Oh, don't worry, IMJack. You know me, and I'm a superstar at the cracker factory.
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Aug 12, 2014 03:50
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TMMadman posted:Oh, don't worry, IMJack. You know me, and I'm a superstar at the cracker factory. TMMadman, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
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Class3KillStorm posted:TMMadman, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without. Alright. We'll give it a shot! I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
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Jorghnassen posted:Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage. Wait a minute. I saw Mrs. Doubtfire. This is a man in drag!
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Let's all go to the lobby, Let's all go to the lobby, Let's all go to the lobby, Get ourselves some snacks.
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