The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Do over Ham posted:

Let's all go to the lobby,
Let's all go to the lobby,
Let's all go to the lobby,
Get ourselves some snacks.

We did 27 takes and that was the best one...

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Deviant posted:

We did 27 takes and that was the best one...

# ? Aug 12, 2014 06:23

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

We did 27 takes and that was the best one...

Buzz Cola -- the taste you'll kill for.

Available in ze lobby!

Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda?

I have to go to ze lobby!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 06:23

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times. :raise:

# ? Aug 12, 2014 06:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.

Oooh, oooh! Low battery?

# ? Aug 12, 2014 06:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.

Look kid just buy one before his mother eats him :mad:

# ? Aug 12, 2014 06:39

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.

You know a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy. :eng101:

# ? Aug 12, 2014 07:26

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.

Must conserve battery power.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 07:50

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.

You cry when you're doing long division and have a remainder left over.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 08:12

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Must conserve battery power.

Must Crush Capitalism, Rrr! :ussr:

# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:25

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Oooh, lunchtime!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 12:07

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Do over Ham posted:

Must Crush Capitalism, Rrr!

Must kill Moe.

Whee!

Must kill Moe.

Whee!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 14:29

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

I will send Technogeek the money to fly home.

Then I will murder him. :shepspends:

# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:54

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Red posted:

I will send Technogeek the money to fly home.

Then I will murder him.

Linguo...dead?!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:55

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Deviant posted:

Linguo...dead?!

SHUT UP YOUR FACE!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:58

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Linguo...dead?!

My ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 16:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

My ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.

'Tis a fine barn, English, but 'tis no pool.

# ? Aug 12, 2014 16:29

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

'Tis a fine barn, English, but 'tis no pool.

D'oheth!

# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:29

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

My ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.

Ye olde toast. :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 12, 2014 18:02

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ye olde toast.

We also would have accepted "tell me what you think of me"

# ? Aug 12, 2014 18:06

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ye olde toast.

And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold...

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

My ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.

Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon. :agesilaus:

# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:30

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

You know a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.

Put it in "H"!

# ? Aug 13, 2014 01:56

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

Put it in "H"!

From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up Book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!

# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:50

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ye olde toast.

I'll go to the first-aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:51

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

'Tis a fine barn, English, but 'tis no pool.

It's ok people. Continue swimming naked... Aw come on! Continue!

# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:55

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

I'll go to the first-aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump.

Esquilax!

# ? Aug 13, 2014 02:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jorghnassen posted:

And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold...

What a crappy candle. :cry:

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:07

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jorghnassen posted:

And when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold...

Drink-Mix Man posted:

What a crappy candle.

Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art". It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:15

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Do over Ham posted:

Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art". It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee.

AAAH, MY ~~RETINAS~~ CORNEAS!

Anybody know the episode the quote comes from? I immediately thought of that quote after having my pupils dilated at the optometrist

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Aug 13, 2014

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:28

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Benny the Snake posted:

AAAH, MY RETINAS!

Anybody know the episode the quote comes from? I immediately thought of that quote after having my pupils dilated at the optometrist

This maybe?

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G02.html

Marge: You're a good father.
Homer: I learned from the master.
[He means Abraham, who sits playing "peek-a-boo" with Maggie,
sitting on his lap.]
Abe: Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? I'm not kiddin', I can't see, my
retinas have detached again!
-- Awww, baby talk, ``Lisa's Sax''

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:31

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Benny the Snake posted:

AAAH, MY RETINAS!

Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:47

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Benny the Snake posted:

AAAH, MY RETINAS!

Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

alternately:
Ow, my eye! I'm not suppose to get jigs in it!

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:52

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Benny the Snake posted:

AAAH, MY RETINAS!

Ohhhhhh! My ovaries.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 03:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Benny the Snake posted:

AAAH, MY RETINAS!

Anybody know the episode the quote comes from? I immediately thought of that quote after having my pupils dilated at the optometrist

Any stress could increase the blood pressure in Marge's eyeballs, leading to what we call Tex Avery Syndrome.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:17

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Ohhhhhh! My ovaries.

Mine tasted like strawberries! Mmmmm, ovulicious....

# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:38

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Benny the Snake posted:

AAAH, MY RETINAS!

Anybody know the episode the quote comes from? I immediately thought of that quote after having my pupils dilated at the optometrist

It's actually 'AAAH! My corneas!'

And it's from Eight Misbehavin' when Homer is looking through a Viewmaster stereoscope and Marge pulls the disc out of it.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:40

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

It's actually 'AAAH! My corneas!'

And it's from Eight Misbehavin' when Homer is looking through a Viewmaster stereoscope and Marge pulls the disc out of it.

Wait. Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Viewmaster and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:15

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

alternately:
Ow, my eye! I'm not suppose to get jigs in it!

My face! My face!! My valuable face!!!

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

My face! My face!! My valuable face!!!

My cans! My precious antique cans!

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