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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Oh, that's a head ! I wasn't really paying attention, and thought it was a bicep.

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SodomyGoat101
Nov 20, 2012

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

It sucks but I have to respect someone who is apparently the only man on earth who loves Arnie more than I do.

Are you Tim Lambesis?

mick ohio
Sep 24, 2007

So I says to Mabel, I says...


It's like Yoda wrote a teen novel: "and in that moment I swear infinite were we"

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We were infinite, and in that moment, I swear.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
we were infinite RAEWS I • TNEMOM • TAHT • NI • DNA •

or

• AND • IN • THAT • MOMENT • I SWEAR etinifni erew ew

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It's like this person has completely failed to understand the purpose of an infinity symbol.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

mick ohio posted:



It's like Yoda wrote a teen novel: "and in that moment I swear infinite were we"

From the thumbnail, I thought this was a pink Mobius strip, but no, it's just that her skin is really, really red.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

beato posted:

we were infinite RAEWS I • TNEMOM • TAHT • NI • DNA •

or

• AND • IN • THAT • MOMENT • I SWEAR etinifni erew ew

Stop, last time someone tried to figure this out we ended up summoning an elder god

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I figured someone had to have gotten a Far Cry 3 tattoo by now, and it's worse than I expected.



Congratulations on free-handing that design, fuckin nailed it.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is it really misaligned, or is that just the way the guy's arm is twisted ?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Picnic Princess posted:

I figured someone had to have gotten a Far Cry 3 tattoo by now, and it's worse than I expected.



Congratulations on free-handing that design, fuckin nailed it.
Nah man, he just hasn't earned enough skill points to finish it yet.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Picnic Princess posted:

I figured someone had to have gotten a Far Cry 3 tattoo by now, and it's worse than I expected.



Congratulations on free-handing that design, fuckin nailed it.


Made me look for Assassin's Creed tattoos, specifically Desmond's, which is basically a stylized woman's face.


There's surprisingly little of that one.




But it's not like the well's run completely dry.




Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

kinmik posted:


But it's not like the well's run completely dry.



Turkey's ready...

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Mayostard posted:

Turkey's ready...

Took me a second.

lol

Edit: I probably shouldn't poo poo up the thread just to tell you you made me laugh. Here's some bad turkey tattoos:





Not enough really terrible or tasteless turkey tattoos. Have a crappy elephant tattoo that probably came with some sweet diseases.



quote:

An Unfortunate Tattoo

Happy Chappy Callum got a tattoo of an elephant in Turkey by an unprofessional tattoo artist, who clearly didn't know what he was doing. Here's the result:

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The Worst Bear
Jul 25, 2012

Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare?
I don't know. It might be a bad tattoo but I think that elephant is rad.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

The Worst Bear posted:

I don't know. It might be a bad tattoo but I think that elephant is rad.

Yeah, I kind of like it. He looks so pleased with himself :3

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
I love that elephant, he needs to be the thread mascot.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


The elephant looks like it was sewed together from scrap parts. Frankenphant!

Bitchkrieg
Mar 10, 2014

Homegrown from SA's very own Tattoo Megathread: Daenerys Targaryen



Khaleesi, please.

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

It took me a second to realize that the photo was pixelated. Not the tattoo. My momentary horror is gone!

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Goatse turkey?

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

PaganGoatPants posted:

Goatse turkey?

Turgoatsen :colbert:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

PaganGoatPants posted:

Goatse turkey?

Happy Than.cx Giving!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Oh come the gently caress on, this is an urban legend.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Loyaay?

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010

This is hilarious, I'm dying over here.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

mustard_tiger posted:

This is hilarious, I'm dying over here.

Andy Samburg's hippy brother has just as good of a sense of humor.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



Soyady?

bangers and mash
May 9, 2011
I asked on Facebook if I was going to get a tattoo around here, where should I go?

I got some good answers from someone who makes good decisions



and some bad answers from people who make bad decisions





Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

bangers and mash posted:

I asked on Facebook if I was going to get a tattoo around here, where should I go?

I got some good answers from someone who makes good decisions




The fact that this metaphor is being used to illustrate a good decision makes me smile.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Zoyaty.

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Apparently this is what $50 gets you at "So-and-so's After Hours Tattoo!" and apparently he is a DJ too.

edit: hmmm, attachments not working?



Only registered members can see post attachments!

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Attachments have been broken forever, gotta just inline them.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Is this supposed to look like something, or just look terrible?

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
It's a hairline

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Certainly isn't.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



It clearly reads "Yogurt". :colbert:

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

davidspackage posted:

Is this supposed to look like something, or just look terrible?

Reminds me of the shape of the Heinz Beans label.

edit: His vision realised.

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