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jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Kirk Johnson posted:

His brother is a cool dude too.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OQQoG3i.png[timg]

Holy poo poo

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Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
dog the bounty hunter is on the case as we speak (not joking)

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Kirk Johnson posted:

I do alpha male poo poo like struggle to get an erection.

"This, uh... has never happened to THE WAR MACHINE before, I swear" *ALPHA PUNCH*

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Kirk Johnson posted:

His brother is a cool dude too.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OQQoG3i.png[timg]

Also:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/12/war-machine-christy-mack-death-threats-tattoo/#ixzz3ABxkjGGH

this cannot be for rela

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
are you guys new to the adventures of War Machine


the first and only thing u need to know is that his name is War Machine. Like, his real name

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

indigi posted:

she's really hot except for how giant her fake tits are

I would have phrased it "how fake her giant tits are"

Cause its really not a good boob job.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Kirk Johnson posted:

His brother is a cool dude too.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OQQoG3i.png[timg]



lololol

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol @ practically the entirety of this

except the brutal beating itself i guess

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Agrajag posted:

lol so dumb

nah she can just claim to be a big Marvel fan

FogHelmut posted:

I would have phrased it "how fake her giant tits are"

Cause its really not a good boob job.

true but if they were smaller it wouldn't be as noticeable. I think the giantness is more of a problem than the fakeness.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
i am omega male

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

Kirk Johnson posted:

His brother is a cool dude too.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/OQQoG3i.png[/img]

Also:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/12/war-machine-christy-mack-death-threats-tattoo/#ixzz3ABxkjGGH

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

the cheating every day comment kinda confused me because I don't understand porn star / psycho moron relationship dynamics. she gets to gently caress dudes for a living but he can't bang chicks on the side. this doesn't justify anything, I'm just not following any logic


indigi posted:

nah she can just claim to be a big Marvel fan


true but if they were smaller it wouldn't be as noticeable. I think the giantness is more of a problem than the fakeness.

yeah either way. she probably wasn't working with much before she got them and went too large for her body.

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
I always wanted a porn star to knock on my door naked

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
a thousand lols

"war machine's brother" and dog the bounty hunter's daughter are arguing on twitter




e: idk what this poo poo image is from just ripped it off somebody's twitter

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
oh god i love how this poo poo is unfolding over twitter. thank you social networking. people with barely more than 2 brain cells makes all this twitter crap worth it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bj brown belt

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Can I get a non-tmz or mma link, like WaPo or something?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
im sure Mack has a double diamond black belt in bj and reverse cowgirl anal

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp

you irl posted:

a thousand lols

"war machine's brother" and dog the bounty hunter's daughter are arguing on twitter




e: idk what this poo poo image is from just ripped it off somebody's twitter

They missed the best tweet:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Agrajag posted:

oh god i love how this poo poo is unfolding over twitter. thank you social networking. people with barely more than 2 brain cells makes all this twitter crap worth it.

wait until isis weighs in

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lmao at nietzsche tattoo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

you irl posted:

a thousand lols

"war machine's brother" and dog the bounty hunter's daughter are arguing on twitter




e: idk what this poo poo image is from just ripped it off somebody's twitter

a good day today

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lmao at nietzsche tattoo

pics?

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009

indigi posted:

I'm fine with giant tits and I'm fine with fake tits but giant fake tits look like jellyfish or a trash bag full of water when they're hanging vertically. it's weird. just get some decently sized implants and call it a day, big butts are cooler than tits now anyways

oh you like butts? your gay

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
http://m.espn.go.com/extra/mma/stor...tar-to%2F%22%7D

Ok non tmz source.

"He beats me all the time, but this was just over the line" what a broken person, well two. Now someone link best of Mack because I don't want to see her bad videos.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
SMART BOMB!

PRO-TON, CAN-NON!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Her videos are pretty poo poo tbh

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

he couldn't cut it smashing cans in mma, so i guess this is the next best thing

team alpha male poo poo is off to a good start

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
mods please rename porno woman to christy smack ty

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

quote:

He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard.


This penis shaming is the real crime. #freewarmachine

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


you can see it in the op?

Also, haha, he's got Christie Mack's name tattoo'd on his neck. What a cuck.

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay

Wait this twitter account is real? I thought it was just some troll, hard to believe that is an actual human being.....

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

texaholic posted:

https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay

Wait this twitter account is real? I thought it was just some troll, hard to believe that is an actual human being.....

quote:

I do Alphamale poo poo just like my brother @WarMachine170


Least "alpha" thing ever written.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Alpha male is just slang for piece of poo poo that never grew up.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

u think thats bad? i seen worse

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


the first time i heard the phrase alpha male outside of a documentary about wolves was in GTA 4, as a self-descriptive term for the lamest dude in the entire game

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

warmachine: :flaccid:

christy mack: :pwn:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


texaholic posted:

https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay

Wait this twitter account is real? I thought it was just some troll, hard to believe that is an actual human being.....

holy poo poo that patch adams pic

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
hopefully we can all leave this thread with a greater affinity for eugenics

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
dog the bounty hunter is chasing a dude named war machine lol

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