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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
She was way hotter when she didn't have the boob job

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

She was way hotter when she didn't have the boob job

Mods, please add poll



Christy Mack: Hot or Not?


1: She has 18 broken bones in her face


2. She has a punctured liver and her eyes are sealed shut with blood


3. Goku

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
isn't it immoral to masturbate to retarded people

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Inevitable posted:

Mods, please add poll



Christy Mack: Hot or Not?


1: She has 18 broken bones in her face


2. She has a punctured liver and her eyes are sealed shut with blood


3. Goku

Agreed

But seriously it's hosed up. I keep going over the 18 broken bones in her face. God drat.

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

Inevitable posted:

Is Christy Mack gross or hot? Goons zero in on the important issues at the heart of the War Machine assault story.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


more like christy #rekt

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
honestly though no one cares about prostitutes

it's just the way its always been

hakuna matata

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
I didn't even know there were 18 bones in the face, is there supposed to be or did war machine beat her so hard it relocated some?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

The Brown Menace posted:

more like christy #rekt

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Overuse of hair gel does point to him being secret gay

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

jalopybrown posted:

I didn't even know there were 18 bones in the face, is there supposed to be or did war machine beat her so hard it relocated some?

Maybe it was 18 breaks in the face bone. Let's get a face doctor in here to clear that up.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Well she mentioned her eye socket right so I imagined 18 breaks around that and poo poo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
do teeth count as bones lol

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Zzulu posted:

honestly though no one cares about prostitutes


Jesus cares.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Arian_Samurai posted:

BUY A FROZEN PIZZA AND PUT EXTRA CHEESE ON IT

YOU'RE IN ALPHA TOWN

gently caress man shredded mexican 4 cheese mix pizza dont get me started

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
As a bonafide gay, I think War Machine is just a closeted metro.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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nomadologique posted:

gently caress man shredded mexican 4 cheese mix pizza dont get me started

Sounds good.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
putting whores in their place is a tough job and you get no respect unfortunately

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Looks like the guy who got beat up first then thrown out was Corey Thomas, who was in some VH1 reality show no one watched.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Fuckin' guy in the bathroom stall didn't double tap my foot in the bathroom stall when I put my hand under the wall, so loving MAD JUST WANNA BANG ARGRGGGRGRGGG FUGKING PUNCH HINM IN THE BUTTHOEL - @WarMachine

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Kung Food posted:

Looks like the guy who got beat up first then thrown out was Corey Thomas, who was in some VH1 reality show no one watched.

IIRC he escaped the house but ran off instead of calling 911 or anything like that. Christy Mack's choices in male company will probably be the death of her.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

K8.0 posted:

4chan followed up by telling him that he did such a lovely job of CPR that he killed his father. Eventually Mr. Machine made an angry post on 4chan pretty much telling them all that he would beat the poo poo out of them IRL

There are many good reasons to despise 4chan, but things like this justify its existence.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Disconnecticus posted:

There are many good reasons to despise 4chan, but things like this justify its existence.

what if their taunting led directly to him beating and raping someone. that might be bad

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah I think those people need to cool it with trolling obviously mentally unstable people

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Do it ironically posted:

putting whores in their place is a tough job and you get no respect unfortunately

i want to see warmachine do a dramatic reading of a rodney dangerfield routine in that weird angry retard voice

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Cream_Filling posted:

what if their taunting led directly to him beating and raping someone. that might be bad

drat 4chan for baller-blockin my jack off seshs like this

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Clochette posted:

IIRC he escaped the house but ran off instead of calling 911 or anything like that. Christy Mack's choices in male company will probably be the death of her.

Yeah that was the first thing I wondered. So she's got a friend over- he gets beat up and sent out, but doesn't call the cops?

Victim blaming is wrong, but that's some shameful cowardice. Leaving an abuser and obviously angry person alone with someone? What's the worst that could happen?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
VH1 reality star, what do you expect

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Here's the criminal complaint. It's graphic.


http://usatmmajunkie.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/war-machine-criminal-complaint.pdf

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

If he changed his name to War Machine why isn't the criminal complaint addressed to his legal name?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Bip Roberts posted:

If he changed his name to War Machine why isn't the criminal complaint addressed to his legal name?

Sometimes I wonder if this War Machine fellow is on the up-and-up!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Inevitable posted:

Sometimes I wonder if this War Machine fellow is on the up-and-up!

lol

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Inevitable posted:

Sometimes I wonder if this War Machine fellow is on the up-and-up!

Well his dick isn't.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
is nobody trolling his twitter? i imagine with his short (and limp) fuse if he even looks at it he'll feel compelled to reply

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
TMZ is garbage but is this part true?
"it pales in comparison to his porn star girlfriend Christy, who's in the hospital with 18 broken bones and a ruptured liver."

18 bones? seriously? i feel bad for the people tht have to deal with him in jail. least no raping will be done.. at least with his peen

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Is War Machine still at large?

Also does anyone know why it's called "at large"?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

zoux posted:

Is War Machine still at large?

Also does anyone know why it's called "at large"?

it's "at large" for most people, but with his bedroom issues, i think we need a new term

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk & Ugly posted:

18 bones? seriously? i feel bad for the people tht have to deal with him in jail. least no raping will be done.. at least with his peen

i feel like people in prison would gently caress this dude up

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

zoux posted:

Is War Machine still at large?

Also does anyone know why it's called "at large"?

From Old French au large (“at liberty”)

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