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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Breaking News: War Machine still after his slurpee

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Cream_Filling posted:

From Old French au large (“at liberty”)

Merci.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Zzulu posted:

honestly though no one cares about prostitutes

Syrek
Jan 13, 2010

Meeeeeeeeehhh
I dunno 'bout that

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i bet mr war mahcine likes to be on the receiving end of some alpha rear end fucks :D

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Drunk & Ugly posted:

is nobody trolling his twitter? i imagine with his short (and limp) fuse if he even looks at it he'll feel compelled to reply

if someone manages to troll him enough that he reveals his location even inadvertently that should warrant the reward and i hope it is contested and goes to court and this whole strange loving affair forever changes the legal landscape of benevolent trolling

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

if someone manages to troll him enough that he reveals his location even inadvertently that should warrant the reward and i hope it is contested and goes to court and this whole strange loving affair forever changes the legal landscape of benevolent trolling

i cannot find that loving post that i just quoted. the drunk and ugly one

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Frostwerks posted:

if someone manages to troll him enough that he reveals his location even inadvertently that should warrant the reward and i hope it is contested and goes to court and this whole strange loving affair forever changes the legal landscape of benevolent trolling

Weird. I think we lost a bunch of posts from this thread somehow. What a tragedy.

DUNCAN DONUTS
Mar 27, 2010

by XyloJW
war machine's assault on christy mack was a brilliant piece of performance art designed to show how pornography is an assault on all women, everywhere. sadly, like most art, it has not been recognized as such in its own time and probably will not be for many years.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Inevitable posted:

Weird. I think we lost a bunch of posts from this thread somehow. What a tragedy.

well when you mess with radium you expect a little decay

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
who are these assholes

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Guancho posted:

who are these assholes

b-tier porn star and c-tier mma guy

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

"more like snore machine" lol

http://www.mmamania.com/2013/10/18/4854316/more-like-snore-machine

edit: oh man he publicly stated that he hopes someone murders Obama and every president thereafter. :thumbsup:

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Aug 13, 2014

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

FogHelmut posted:

b-tier porn star and c-tier mma guy

thanks amigo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FogHelmut posted:

b-tier porn star and c-tier mma guy

That's seems gracious given his record. Versus hers and dicks taken.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
lol my posts in this thread disappeared
wtf is going on with the forums

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
MMA fighters do have a domestic abuse problem. A girl I worked with would be choked out and have to play rape scenes for her MMA BF to get off. He also has womens' panties in a safe... that aren't hers.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Drunk & Ugly posted:

lol my posts in this thread disappeared
wtf is going on with the forums

RADIUM THE MANIPULATOR

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Did anyone get a comment from Iron Man on this developing situation?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

rocket_man38 posted:

MMA fighters do have a domestic abuse problem. A girl I worked with would be choked out and have to play rape scenes for her MMA BF to get off. He also has womens' panties in a safe... that aren't hers.

its almost like hyper aggressive meat puppets who want to be tough guys when they grow up might have some unresolved issues doubled by steroid abuse

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

Drunk & Ugly posted:

its almost like hyper aggressive meat puppets who want to be tough guys when they grow up might have some unresolved issues doubled by steroid abuse

Yup. He wants her to go into MMA fighting so he can see her get beat up... no joke.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

rocket_man38 posted:

MMA fighters do have a domestic abuse problem. A girl I worked with would be choked out and have to play rape scenes for her MMA BF to get off. He also has womens' panties in a safe... that aren't hers.

Sounds like a real catch

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
the ole ground and pound

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Drunk & Ugly posted:

lol my posts in this thread disappeared
wtf is going on with the forums

Frostwerks posted:

well when you mess with radium you expect a little decay

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

FogHelmut posted:

I need a rundown of all of the key points going on here-

- christy mack got beat up, allegedly by this dude named "war machine"
- there was another guy in the house that got beat up first, but we don't know who he is or where he's at
- christy mack and war machine have tattoos of each other's names on them, specifically christy has "property of war machine"
- war machine has done porn and other alpha male poo poo
- war machine has dated other porn stars
- specifically, when he was dating alanah rae, he hit her while at another porn star's birthday party. four male porn stars got involved, and got their asses kicked bad.
- there is now a bounty out for war machine as he is currently a fugitive suspect in this beating
- fleshlight also got involved and placed an additional $5k reward for his capture
- dog the bounty hunter will be handling this, as we have seen in the twitter battle between dog's daughter and war machine's brother
- christy mack has a questionable boob job


am I missing anything?

War Machine, interviewed together with his GF Christy 18brokenbones Mack, said "War Machine's Property" was a perfectly acceptable tattoo for her because if they broke up she'd be dead, and she replied "I would probably deserve it too"

more proof that she deserved having 18 broken bones in her face, BY HER OWN ADMISSION, this better hold up in court

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

FREE WAR MACHINE AND HIS DISAPPOINTING PENIS

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

he asked me for a slurpee but then he couldn't get it up

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Rad Tad posted:

he asked me for a slurpee but then he couldn't get it up

i don't see what one has to do with the other. the other guy already provided for it, all he had to do was slurp it up.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


wow porn stars and professional fighters aren't exactly the most stable people are they

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
If a female MMA fighter did porn, would the resulting burst of female empowerment count as doping?

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Randler posted:

If a female MMA fighter did porn, would the resulting burst of female empowerment count as doping?

The second best female MMA fighter did porn. She didn't get naked, but she did teach two porn stars wearing tiny bikinis how to do a few jiu jitsu moves. Then she vainly tried to coach them on how to grapple when they got naked and did fake lesbian fake fighting. Being an actual fighter and actual lesbian, this was probably a painful experience for her.

Since then she has utterly dominated her weight class, so the answer to your question is basically yes.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

K8.0 posted:

The second best female MMA fighter did porn. She didn't get naked, but she did teach two porn stars wearing tiny bikinis how to do a few jiu jitsu moves. Then she vainly tried to coach them on how to grapple when they got naked and did fake lesbian fake fighting. Being an actual fighter and actual lesbian, this was probably a painful experience for her.

Since then she has utterly dominated her weight class, so the answer to your question is basically yes.

Link?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

K8.0 posted:

The second best female MMA fighter did porn. She didn't get naked, but she did teach two porn stars wearing tiny bikinis how to do a few jiu jitsu moves. Then she vainly tried to coach them on how to grapple when they got naked and did fake lesbian fake fighting. Being an actual fighter and actual lesbian, this was probably a painful experience for her.

Since then she has utterly dominated her weight class, so the answer to your question is basically yes.

is that the hot brunnette who was in Fast and Furious 6?

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Manifest posted:

is that the hot brunnette who was in Fast and Furious 6?

No, that's Gina Carano. I was talking about Jessica Aguilar. Gina Carano also dated an MMA fighter known mostly for being a massive loser. She went to a class with him one time and a Muay Thai coach called her fat, which is what got her started training and eventually fighting.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Inevitable posted:

Maybe it was 18 breaks in the face bone. Let's get a face doctor in here to clear that up.

That's how I read it. There are 14 facial bones and 8 cranial bones. Some stupid bastard is calling her story bs because of this (14 bones in the human skull). I'm trying to troll him on twitter right now.

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

geeves posted:

That's how I read it. There are 14 facial bones and 8 cranial bones. Some stupid bastard is calling her story bs because of this. I'm trying to troll him on twitter right now.

Just because you white knight her, dont mean she'll gently caress you.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

EbolaIvory posted:

in b4 all the captain save a hoe's come in here. She's a living hole phaggots, nobody cares.

ftfy

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

That works I guess.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

EbolaIvory posted:

Just because you white knight her, dont mean she'll gently caress you.

gently caress white knighting, I just want to educate about facial anatomy.

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EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

geeves posted:

gently caress white knighting, I just want to educate about facial anatomy.

Keep fighting the good fight.

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