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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Blade Runner is a really good movie.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wild T posted:

I always thought Blade Runner wanted to have a protagonist who was absolutely not a hero. Superficially he looks like a hero, shoots at bad guys like a hero, gets the girl like a hero and wins in the end like a hero. But each of those action movie characteristics end up ringing hollow with anything further than a superficial glance and you realize that Deckard is just a facsimile of a good guy, going through the motions because that's all he can do.

He didn't really win anything though. It was a lose/lose/lose situation at the end. The offworld replicants were sympathetic characters and one by one he kills them or they just die. Then you realize that he and Rachel both have a countdown timer to death and then you the viewer can ponder that for all intents and purposes, you have the same timer you just don't know when it's set to go off.

If there was a hero character it would probably be Roy Batty for going to great lengths to try to save his friends and being the bigger man at the end when he could have just let Rick drop.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

kazil posted:

Deckard isn't a real human being...

Oh, bravo. Bra. Vo. :golfclap:

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I often wonder if Deckard really was the best man for the job, as he just barely retired Zhora and Pris, and Leon and Roy's deaths were outside his influence. Roy came off more humane as he wasn't a rapist, and his Tears in the Rain speech was so good it made you forget that he crushed a dude's head like a rotten orange with his bare hands scarcely twenty minutes prior.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

kazil posted:

Deckard isn't a real human being...
:bravo:


Although I don't necessarily agree, it might be that he's just not a real hero. As Wild T says, he's a human rear end in a top hat, who like everyone else is pretty good at finding arbitrary justifications for murdering things and is thus no better (and probably worse) than the replicants.

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious

Dr Scoofles posted:

My husband loves all those stupid comedies which basically amounts to a schlub man child gradually winning over a chilly love interest by constantly waging some sort of charm offensive against her. The love interest also seems to undergo some sort of transformation from glasses wearing frigid professional with her hair in a bun to fun loving warm hearted girl who turns against her job, starts wearing make up and lets her hair down. gently caress those movies, all of them.

I also do not like Zoolander

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

Dr Scoofles posted:

My husband loves all those stupid comedies which basically amounts to a schlub man child gradually winning over a chilly love interest by constantly waging some sort of charm offensive against her. The love interest also seems to undergo some sort of transformation from glasses wearing frigid professional with her hair in a bun to fun loving warm hearted girl who turns against her job, starts wearing make up and lets her hair down. gently caress those movies, all of them.

I hate that plot device too, along with any movie that lazily has the female lead fall for the male lead for no reason at all. It's so dumb and insulting.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
What's even more annoying is when the guy has basically no redeeming features and only gets the girl at the end because he's the protagonist and otherwise it wouldn't be a rom-com and would just be a normal com, see: Every romantic comedy Dane Cook has ever been in.

edit: Although I guess with Dane Cook it wouldn't really be a comedy either. Hmm.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


mobby_6kl posted:

:bravo:


Although I don't necessarily agree, it might be that he's just not a real hero. As Wild T says, he's a human rear end in a top hat, who like everyone else is pretty good at finding arbitrary justifications for murdering things and is thus no better (and probably worse) than the replicants.

So he's not a hero, it's almost like he's some kind of... anti-hero? :v:

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

May Contain Nuts posted:

I also do not like Zoolander

That was in the back of my mind but Knocked Up also pissed me right off.

e. The annoying thing is there is so much about Zoolander I love, but I still have a sour taste in my mouth whenever there is a scene with the romantic interest.

Dr Scoofles has a new favorite as of 07:59 on Aug 13, 2014

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Dr Scoofles posted:

That was in the back of my mind but Knocked Up also pissed me right off.
There's no way that anyone who wasn't super religious wouldn't run straight to the nearest abortion clinic after getting pregnant from a drunken one night stand with a fat lazy manchild who does nothing but smoke pot and oogle porn all day. Especially since she had a nice career to focus on. Even if she didn't get an abortion, it's not like the manchild has to be in the picture just because he knocked her up.

There's so many movies where the entire problem would be solved if someone just got an abortion but the option is never even bought up for some reason (I know it is in Knocked Up).

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 08:23 on Aug 13, 2014

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Celery Face posted:

There's no way that anyone who wasn't super religious wouldn't run straight to the nearest abortion clinic after getting pregnant from a drunken one night stand with a fat lazy manchild who does nothing but smoke pot and oogle porn all day. Especially since she had a nice career to focus on. Even if she didn't get an abortion, it's not like the manchild has to be in the picture just because he knocked her up.

There's so many movies where the entire problem would be solved if someone just got an abortion but the option is never even bought up for some reason (I know it is in Knocked Up).

The pro-choice demographic are fine with a woman choosing not to abort a baby, but the anti-choice demographic would get mad if she did something they didn't want her to do.

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

Slime posted:

The pro-choice demographic are fine with a woman choosing not to abort a baby, but the anti-choice demographic would get mad if she did something they didn't want her to do.

That just pisses me off even more, that a movie is influenced by religious morons.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Stan Lee cameos in Marvel movies. That was cute in Spider-man like a million years ago, but now it just annoys me.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

PostNouveau posted:

Stan Lee cameos in Marvel movies. That was cute in Spider-man like a million years ago, but now it just annoys me.

They were great in Sam Raimi's films because he would be there for less than a second and you had to put some effort trying to spot him.

uglynoodles
May 28, 2009


I completely understand that full-on Planet of the Apes apes have white sclera (eyeball) like humans do, because largely they want to make the apes look like the originals in some fashion which has to remain true to the fact that originals were people in masks.

However, apes have black or brown sclera. In fact proto-humans did too, for a long time in our evolutionary strain -- It's believed we only gained white sclera with Homo ergaster.
With the full CG apes in the newer films, especially apes that are meant to be generation 0, they shouldn't have white sclera (or epiglottises that fully close, allowing speech) and it drives me totally mental.
I get why the apes speak in these films, but again this is generation 0 and 1. Apes with brown sclera that completely signed for communication would still be relatable. Bah.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

That just pisses me off even more, that a movie is influenced by religious morons.

Or, you know, Judd Apatow thought it would make a good plot.

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010

Celery Face posted:

There's no way that anyone who wasn't super religious wouldn't run straight to the nearest abortion clinic after getting pregnant from a drunken one night stand with a fat lazy manchild who does nothing but smoke pot and oogle porn all day. Especially since she had a nice career to focus on. Even if she didn't get an abortion, it's not like the manchild has to be in the picture just because he knocked her up.

There's so many movies where the entire problem would be solved if someone just got an abortion but the option is never even bought up for some reason (I know it is in Knocked Up).

Thing is not everyone is cool with having a abortion.
I'm from the UK and we don't really have the whole pro-choice argument any more if people want an abortion they just go get one no fuss.

But there are still as many woman who just don't like the idea of it as woman who don't see any problem with getting one, without any of these decisions having anything to do with religion.
So I imagine it's similar over there and the character not having an abortion as a personal choice even if it does gently caress her life abit isn't exactly unlikely.
What does annoy me in that movie is how Seth Rogan manages to find a nice comfy job and apartment within a few weeks/ a month.
Also her career is kind of crap even if she is starting to make headway in it.
And can I add that as a thing that annoys me in movies is main characters having media careers. Just give them a normal or interesting job, a tv career in film is neither. I would have taken her career worries a lot more seriously if her career wasn't annoying people at red carpets.
And as for Blade Runner, I've only watched it twice soon no expert but I always saw Batty as the hero ( he's in a horrible situation trying to help his friends) and Deckard as the villain ( even if it is out of his control and he sort of redeems himself at he end.)
I should really get round to reading the book to see if it has a deeper reading.Especially as I'm a big Philip K. Dick fan but I've never managed to get past the start.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Or, you know, Judd Apatow thought it would make a good plot.

Whoa lets not jump to conclusions buddy!!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Action Tortoise posted:

They were great in Sam Raimi's films because he would be there for less than a second and you had to put some effort trying to spot him.

Except for Spider-Man 3.

Stan Lee shouldn't actually speak in his roles, he's bad at it.

Dr Scoofles posted:

That was in the back of my mind but Knocked Up also pissed me right off.

e. The annoying thing is there is so much about Zoolander I love, but I still have a sour taste in my mouth whenever there is a scene with the romantic interest.

...But Zoolander parodies all that stuff.

Their big moment is an orgy with some Sherpas and dwarves.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

PostNouveau posted:

Stan Lee cameos in Marvel movies. That was cute in Spider-man like a million years ago, but now it just annoys me.

Stan Lee has more than earned the right to have one line of poorly acted dialog in every Marvel movie ever :colbert:

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

Thing is not everyone is cool with having a abortion.
I'm from the UK and we don't really have the whole pro-choice argument any more if people want an abortion they just go get one no fuss.

Not quite. There are still a lot of anti-choicers and we sadly do get pickets outside of abortion clinics.

Stayne Falls
Aug 11, 2007
Everything was beautiful

Aphrodite posted:

Except for Spider-Man 3.

Stan Lee shouldn't actually speak in his roles, he's bad at it.


...But Zoolander parodies all that stuff.

Their big moment is an orgy with some Sherpas and dwarves.

Plus it's Ben's wife playing the love interest so I think they knew what was up.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

Stan Lee has more than earned the right to have one line of poorly acted dialog in every Marvel movie ever :colbert:

You know the more the movies go on, the more tempted they're going to be to do something dumb like make him a Watcher.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PostNouveau posted:

You know the more the movies go on, the more tempted they're going to be to do something dumb like make him a Watcher.

What makes you think he's not one already?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Aphrodite posted:

Except for Spider-Man 3.

Stan Lee shouldn't actually speak in his roles, he's bad at it.

"Yeah. Can I have my shoe back?" was delivered just fine, and was a great laugh moment. I defend this man.

toxicsunset
Sep 19, 2005

BUY MORE CRABS
I too think that the reason that chick in Knocked Up didn't get an abortion was because of a need to placate the religious right and not because the movie wouldn't exist at all if she had because the premise of the film relies on her not having an abortion

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
I have to agree that Stan Lee does just fine in his cameos. I haven't watched Amazing Spider-man, but his scene was a fun bit of physical comedy, if this gif is anything to judge by.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

kinmik posted:

I have to agree that Stan Lee does just fine in his cameos. I haven't watched Amazing Spider-man, but his scene was a fun bit of physical comedy, if this gif is anything to judge by.


It was a pretty fun moment in an okay film. I don't have a preference for him speaking or not speaking.

Keerist, Mallrats is almost 20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vJpAXf5wyk

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Irritating movie moment: Every bit of dialogue in every Kevin Smith movie because he can't write for characters, he can only have them spew huge diatribes that sound like things only Kevin Smith would say.

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PostNouveau posted:

Irritating movie moment: Every bit of dialogue in every Kevin Smith movie because he can't write for characters, he can only have them spew huge diatribes that sound like things only Kevin Smith would say.

There is nothing irrational about this, Kevin Smith movies are incredibly tiresome to watch, no matter how good the premise.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PostNouveau posted:

Irritating movie moment: Every bit of dialogue in every Kevin Smith movie because he can't write for characters, he can only have them spew huge diatribes that sound like things only Kevin Smith would say.

That clip though, is Stan Lee admitting that he just spewed a bunch of ridiculous poo poo, at the end. Maybe they had a talk.

Agreed though that as an adult Kevin Smith's movies lose a lot of luster. His podcast ABC's of SNL where he interviews Jon Lovitz are well worth listening to, though. Lovitz is often irritating but also really sincere and Smith is just a drat good interviewer and knows when to shut up, which is most of the time.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

toxicsunset posted:

I too think that the reason that chick in Knocked Up didn't get an abortion was because of a need to placate the religious right and not because the movie wouldn't exist at all if she had because the premise of the film relies on her not having an abortion
Well, this thread is called irrationally irritating movie moments for a reason.

I can only think of one legit complaint with Knocked Up right now and it's not really the movie itself. It's how Katherine Heigl called Knocked Up "sexist" because her character is humourless and uptight. Which is weird because her character has every reason to act like that in the situation she's in. I thought the point was that the manchild needed to learn to grow the hell up, not that she had to stop being such a "killjoy." It's even weirder that Heigl went on to produce and star in The Ugly Truth and that's a pretty sexist movie.

There's this dumb horror movie I watched a long time ago where there's this evil spirit called Jumby. How is anyone supposed to take something with a goofy-rear end name like that seriously?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

Agreed though that as an adult Kevin Smith's movies lose a lot of luster. His podcast ABC's of SNL where he interviews Jon Lovitz are well worth listening to, though. Lovitz is often irritating but also really sincere and Smith is just a drat good interviewer and knows when to shut up, which is most of the time.

Weirdly I enjoy Kevin Smith as an interviewer or interview subject. But I just can't get through his films, and it's weird because I know a lot of people love them, so there must be something I'm just not getting.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

PostNouveau posted:

Irritating movie moment: Every bit of dialogue in every Kevin Smith movie because he can't write for characters, he can only have them spew huge diatribes that sound like things only Kevin Smith would say.

I mean, people like Tarantino and Sorkin do this too, but they don't write retarded nerd poo poo like Kevin Smith so people actually like it.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I mean, people like Tarantino and Sorkin do this too, but they don't write retarded nerd poo poo like Kevin Smith so people actually like it.

What do you call the Superman speech in Kill Bill?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

Weirdly I enjoy Kevin Smith as an interviewer or interview subject. But I just can't get through his films, and it's weird because I know a lot of people love them, so there must be something I'm just not getting.

I have to admit, the stuff I like best from him is his podcasts, especially where he and Jason Mewes are just talking about poo poo like their lives. If you listen to Jason Mewes and then rewatch any jay and silent bob stuff, you realize that Kevin Smith does a lovely job of translating Jason Mewes into Jay on screen. It's almost like listening to someone act out a story that another friend is telling about the first guy.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

bobkatt013 posted:

What do you call the Superman speech in Kill Bill?

I anticipated this response, and I don't disagree. But I dunno I guess QT's brand of pretentious nerd-poo poo is more palatable than Smith's. But he still misses as many as he hits.

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

bobkatt013 posted:

What do you call the Superman speech in Kill Bill?

Awesome:colbert:

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theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

bobkatt013 posted:

What do you call the Superman speech in Kill Bill?

Well delivered but fundamentally inaccurate, as if it belies a deep misunderstanding of the nature of both Superman and Batman.

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