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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

EbolaIvory posted:

Just because you white knight her, dont mean she'll gently caress you.

Sometimes trolling MRA idiots is just trolling. No white knighting involved.

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Ego Death
Sep 15, 2012

by Ralp
link your favorite christie mack porn vid

:nws:
http://www.xvideos.com/video2618135/tonight_is_mack_

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
is he still on the run? someone buy him a forums account

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
sounds like everyb ody wins in the end, im on board

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
TMZ outed the mystery man as Corey Thomas

quote:

Corey -- who made a fortune in web design -- was one of the stars of VH1's "Megan Wants a Millionaire." You may recall his co-star Ryan Jenkins hanged himself in 2009 ... days after killing his wife, cutting her up, and stuffing her in a suitcase which he deposited in a dumpster.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
this poo poo just keeps getting loving BETTER

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
only thing that can make this better is if he is found being smuggled out of vegas in the trunk of an antique car driven by one of the pawn stars clowns

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
they need to start betting on this poo poo in the casinos in real time. like suicide by cop pays off 2:1

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
How about a huge interview with dog the bounty hunter about his thoughts on war machine?

quote:

you hear that kind of stuff, it's like the "D" is in the sky, brotha.' It just gets my adrenaline and Americanism [pumping] ... the bounty hunter in me comes out.

quote:

We won't kill him, but at the same time, you won't see Dog Chapman versus the "War Machine" because I'm not stupid -- he'd probably break my nose. But, you may see him eat Dog Chapman's taser.

quote:

If? It's not a matter of "if," Tom, but "when" I catch him. When I go after someone, I need to have a beginning, middle and end. As I develop who you are, what you do, what you eat, what you smoke, what you love, what you hate, what you watch on TV, what books you've read, who's you're favorite grandma --

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
withstands getting tazed three times pays 3:1

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
attn: the d is in the sky

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

you irl posted:

How about a huge interview with dog the bounty hunter about his thoughts on war machine?

That's right, brotha, Dog the Bounty Hunter is doing research on War Machine's favorite flavor of slurpee as we speak. HE'S COMING FOR YOU WAR MACHINE

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Frostwerks posted:

withstands getting tazed three times pays 3:1

I would go with one of the more old school tranquilizers in addition to a taser for this guy

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Frostwerks posted:

only thing that can make this better is if he is found being smuggled out of vegas in the trunk of an antique car driven by one of the pawn stars clowns

or one of sarah palin's kids gets involved

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My wife watches Long Island medium, and she prob knows nothing about this. That's how trashy this is

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

comes along bort posted:

or one of sarah palin's kids gets involved

i cannot wait for the inevitable major politician gaffe at this point.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I'll find that grandma you like and dead redckon your course fucker. I am the Dog

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I hope there's a shootout and cops + war machine die or are injured.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bip Roberts posted:

I hope there's a shootout and cops + war machine die or are injured.

i hope war machine does some mma stuff on dog and escapes on his motorcycle, then suplexes and chokeslams some cops too before escaping on horseback

also i hope it turns out corey thomas first came at him with a knife

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
war machine gets cornered like dorner and they end up setting the place on fire but oops its the penthouse suite at the mgm grand and the whole thing goes up in smoke and a crowd of clapping japanese tourists start posing in front of the hottest new attraction on the strip and start firing off peace signs while the neon lion head screams in burning agony

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
please dont sully dorner's name by mentioning him in the same sentence as war machine ty

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
hangover stars zack galifinakis ed helms brad cooper on a real life vegas adventure get involved with known drug kingpin carlos reyes who is harboring war machine and have to repay their debt by sneaking him past airport security dressed up as an old rear end grandma in a wheelchair

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...
Isn't Dog in Hawaii? The gently caress man, you're only good at catching people because all the meth heads know each other and he always ahs someone to shake down.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Do it ironically posted:

please dont sully dorner's name by mentioning him in the same sentence as war machine ty

Dorner deserves a little respect on these boards if you ask me

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Frostwerks posted:

hangover stars zack galifinakis ed helms brad cooper on a real life vegas adventure get involved with known drug kingpin carlos reyes who is harboring war machine and have to repay their debt by sneaking him past airport security dressed up as an old rear end grandma in a wheelchair

dont give hollywood any ideas

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Do it ironically posted:

please dont sully dorner's name by mentioning him in the same sentence as war machine ty

dorner turns out to really HAVE escaped that cabin and shoots his way into the jail where war machine is awaiting arraignment. after taking out all the cops he finds machine cowering in a corner. he walks over to him and extends his hand while machine looks on in terrified disbelief. "come with me if you want to live"

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

rocket_man38 posted:

MMA fighters do have a domestic abuse problem. A girl I worked with would be choked out and have to play rape scenes for her MMA BF to get off. He also has womens' panties in a safe... that aren't hers.

please post names, so we can, uh, support him on twitter

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

gently caress the ROW posted:

Dorner deserves a little respect on these boards if you ask me

I respect him.

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
SAINT Dorner

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

Frostwerks posted:

only thing that can make this better is if he is found being smuggled out of vegas in the trunk of an antique car driven by one of the pawn stars clowns

Has to be Chumlee

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

rocket_man38 posted:

MMA fighters do have a domestic abuse problem. A girl I worked with would be choked out and have to play rape scenes for her MMA BF to get off. He also has womens' panties in a safe... that aren't hers.

Dramatization of the eventual arrest

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Disconnecticus posted:

Has to be Chumlee

that stands to reason

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

It's hosed up but this video is actually less gay than real MMA

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
mma = male/male action right?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

man that white cop deserved to get his rear end beat htis show is bullshit

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gently caress the ROW posted:

It's hosed up but this video is actually less gay than real MMA

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




peace be upon him

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