B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

That man lives at the nexus of TMZ and murder.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:13

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:33

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Let's not forget the other violent case in MMA

quote:

Battered wife: Josh Grispi a 'great father' and 'I'm not going to throw away our marriage'

By Jesse Holland @Jesse_Holland on Aug 13 2014, 12:25p 105
Gary A. Vasquez-US PRESSWIRE

Because "he can get better with help."

Authorities called it "the worst case of domestic abuse they've ever seen."

But Josh Grispi's wife, Kaitlyn Grispi, doesn't understand what all the hullabaloo is about. Sure, "The Fluke" beat the stuffing out of her, then turned the family pitbull against her, but he's not the wife-beating creep the media is making him out to be.

That's according to her comments to Middleborough's Wicked Local:

"My husband's a great father and my kids miss him so much. It's hard. My son's birthday is tomorrow. It's just rough. It's sad because they're making it out to be way crazier than what it was. Yes. What he did is wrong. That is wrong to put your hands on a girl, and I understand that and I know that. I'm not just going to throw away a marriage. Behind closed doors, everyone has a fight. Maybe not that far, but everyone's gonna fight. Every marriage has its problems. Does that mean you give up on it?"

I know the marriage vows say "in good times and bad," but hopefully a line gets drawn at some point.

Especially considering the unsettling text messages Grispi sent his wife (read them), promising to find pleasure in her slow, painful death. And that doesn't even take into account the drugs and weapons found at his residence at the time of arrest (full report here).

Considering the charges levied against him, they may be a decade from reuniting, which in the end, will give her plenty of time to think this thing through. Maybe she can call Christy Mack for advice, since the hospitalized porn star knows a thing or two about violent abusers.

His messages

quote:

"UR (expletive) dead and if u even try n bring my kids into it the worse it will b for u and if u try and make a seen (sic) I'll choke u unconscious and smash ur throat and if u get worse n run around after I'm goin to let Buddy have at u and I'll walk out of the room."

"Don't cure (sic) you whore, That's all u think abor (sic) ur a (expletive) scum bag piece of (expletive) who I'm goin enjoy choking to death."

"U better not b bluffing about cops cuz I don't joke ur dead when I see u... Literally. I don't care I'm going to beat u n throw u to buddy, Ur dead."

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:15

mewse: May 2, 2006

"Third" man?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:20

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Pretty goddamn terrible, but I would venture a guess that she's trying to wave off the whole situation to avoid whatever trouble she's going to get in with the drugs and guns being found in their house with the kid. Which, of course, doesn't excuse any of this and frankly if it's all true that kid needs a new home.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Greg Jackson posted:

"Third" man?

It was War Machine, Christy Mack, and until now an unknown other man. Turns out the other man is Z-list reality television person Corey Thomas.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:26

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Lid posted:

It was War Machine, Christy Mack, and until now an unknown other man. Turns out the other man is Z-list reality television person Corey Thomas.

That would make him the second man, not third.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:37

mewse: May 2, 2006

Lid posted:

It was War Machine, Christy Mack, and until now an unknown other man. Turns out the other man is Z-list reality television person Corey Thomas.

fatherdog posted:

That would make him the second man, not third.

I'm going to review some footage to try and sort this out

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:39

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Lid posted:

Let's not forget the other violent case in MMA

His messages

Grispi is a terrible sexter

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:40

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

fatherdog posted:

That would make him the second man, not third.

great post

# ? Aug 14, 2014 00:50

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

fatherdog posted:

That would make him the second man, not third.

Yes, which means we're still waiting for Harry Lime to show up.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 01:06

Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

B-League MMA has suddenly become the Unbelievably Brutal Domestic Violence thread.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 01:53

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

So what's the line on War Machine vs. Joe Son?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 02:08

Saints Crow: Aug 25, 2006; Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers

Hopefully flatline

# ? Aug 14, 2014 02:19

mewse: May 2, 2006

Gregor Samsa posted:

B-League MMA has suddenly become the Unbelievably Brutal Domestic Violence thread.

Mods?

# ? Aug 14, 2014 02:20

BDA: Dec 10, 2007; Extremely grim and evil.

How to stop being an MMA joke:

The Fred Ettish Method: Become a heartwarming redemption story by getting back on the horse years later

The War Machine Method: Commit a crime so heinous everyone stops laughing and starts praying for you to die in prison

# ? Aug 14, 2014 02:38

Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

Greg Jackson posted:

Mods?

What did I do? :ohdear:

# ? Aug 14, 2014 02:52

vainman: Nov 2, 2012; I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Gregor Samsa posted:

What did I do?

Turned sad news into the new thread title

# ? Aug 14, 2014 02:54

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

You know in all this War Machine mess, I never considered the most obvious part.

Who the hell thinks it's a good idea to show up at 2am to your ex girlfriends place with an engagement ring.

I guess the logical thing is not to expect higher reasoning from a man who changed his name legally to War Machine but here we are.

Joe Rogan has been pretty quiet on the subject. Not surprisingly dude said he considered wm a friend. I would guess that's no longer the case.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 05:09

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

BlindSite posted:

You know in all this War Machine mess, I never considered the most obvious part.

Who the hell thinks it's a good idea to show up at 2am to your ex girlfriends place with an engagement ring.

Hey chicks make you do crazy poo poo, propose to your ex, pick up 6 felonies, we've all been there.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 05:19

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

this is just part of war machines long rumored move to kickboxing

# ? Aug 14, 2014 08:37

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Julia Budd and Marloes Coenen have officially signed with Bellator, and will fight later this year at 145

JULIA BUDD OWNS

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:16

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/news/Money-pours-in-for-Christy-Macks-recovery-War-Machines-capture-271189561.html

quote:

Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) -- As the hunt for MMA fighter War Machine continues, his ex-girlfriend Christy Mack continues her recovery in a hospital room after he allegedly beat her in a Las Vegas home last Friday.

Hundreds across the world have contributed to her medical expenses which doctors said are already in the hundreds of thousands.

MMA fighter Jonathan Koppenhaver, known as War Machine, has been on the run since he allegedly beat his adult film star ex-girlfriend Christy Mack, even tweeting, "The cops will never give me fair play...still deciding what to do."

Now, it's not just the cops War Machine has to worry about. Dog the Bounty Hunter told War Machine over Twitter he has 24-hours to turn himself in or "I am coming after you." Now, his time is up.

Christy Mack tweeted photos from her hospital bed saying she has suffered 18 broken bones, missing teeth, a broken nose, and a ruptured liver, but her fan base is showing their support through donations to her medical expenses on a site started by a fellow adult film actress Kendall Karson.

With donations ranging from just $5 to $3,500, the money keeps coming in, and so does the advocacy against domestic violence.

"People are hating on her on social media saying that because she's an adult entertainer that it doesn't really matter," said adult film actress and close friend Alexis Monroe. "We're not just entertainers. We have lives, families, friends."

Dr. Nicholas Toscano, a New York celebrity dentist, offered to fix Christy Mack's smile pro bono in a gesture not only to help her but other victims of domestic violence.

"Unfortunately she's become the poster girl for what a lot of women suffer every day at the hands of abusive men," Dr. Toscano told Action News. "If just a few doctors would take cases like this every day we could change a lot of people's lives."

Dr. Toscano has yet to treat Mack but said judging from her pictures, the injuries are severe and her road to recovery will be a long one, "She needs a lot of reconstruction and it's not something that happens overnight."

People advocating for War Machine's capture have contributed to a reward fund, including the Harrison family from the TV show "Pawn Stars." The Harrison family contributed $10,000, bringing the total reward to $20,000. It's up for grabs for anyone who has information leading to an arrest.

War Machine is thought to be in the San Diego area where he resides, and San Diego Police said the case has been turned over to the U.S. Marshal's Office.

*drops War Machine's severed head on counter* Yeah, it's one of a kind, I think I can part with this for $10,000

*long sigh* Look, the thing is I need to be able to sell it, and this isn't something anybody wants. Plus, it's missing pretty much the entire body...

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:31

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Look, see right here around the mouth? Yeah there should be a lot of blood here and there's not so it's clear the head has been cleaned and that's really going to hurt the value.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:40

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

"What you have here is a counterfeit War Machine head?"

"But how can you tell?"

"Well, there's a brain in it"

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:45

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

I'm sorry Mr. Cormier but this is War Master's head. We were looking for War Machine.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:58

heeebrew: Sep 6, 2007; Weed smokin', joint tokin', fake Jew of the Weed thread

How has WM been able to evade capture this long? I'll give the guy props, didn't think he was smart enough to not tweet out his hiding spots.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:25

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

heeebrew posted:

How has WM been able to evade capture this long? I'll give the guy props, didn't think he was smart enough to not tweet out his hiding spots.

Probably dead out in the desert.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 20:30

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

CommonShore posted:

Probably dead out in the desert.

Too loving soon.

R.I.P. in peace Evan Tanner.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:03

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...

Jesus.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:06

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...

Holy poo poo

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:07

Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...

fuuuccckk

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:09

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:09

gunblade: Sep 1, 2008; -Just lucky, I guess

God drat, thread.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:11

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Tim Sylvia vs Chris Morecraft is off because they're both "injured".

# ? Aug 14, 2014 21:17

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Just when you thought War Machine couldn't get any tanner...

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:24

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

It's nice to drop one of those and not feel bad at all about it for a change.

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:32

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

It's nice to drop one of those and not feel bad at all about it for a change.

Hey maybe that's what a cop gets to say about war machine soon

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:50

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Haha god drat

# ? Aug 14, 2014 22:53

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:33

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Jesum crow it's the tragedy that just keeps on giving

# ? Aug 14, 2014 23:17

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