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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > 101st Annual Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup/7th Annual Canadian Championship
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Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Fucitol posted:

people who are ultras are cosplaying


people who are not are football fans
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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Headline on the Cup website:

"2014 US Open Cup Quarterfinals review: Three former champions,
Philadelphia Union advance to Semifinals"

I chuckled, but honestly "former champion" doesn't sound that great either.

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Earthy Ape Unit posted:



i can't fault people for buying cheap seats, drinking, and being obnoxious hipsters. it's quintessentially american.


capos, however, are a whole new level.

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Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Paddyb posted:

I'm very happy about the fact that the Chicago Fire have reached the semifinals of this great competition.

Me too.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

 It seems like forever ago when the last games were played, but we've got the semis starting up tomorrow.

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

 It would be delicious for the Fire to get our first-ever win against Seattle in the semis.

It probably won't happen.

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
Anyone else watching philadelphia-dallas?

They love them some crowd shots

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Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

Lamont Cranston posted:

Anyone else watching philadelphia-dallas?

They love them some crowd shots

the camera man has a problem sustaining focused attention or he really loves the guy in the blue jersey with the fat neck waddle

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Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

 oh my god gently caress dallas i want to go to bed

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
why can't we close out games ever

why

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
ughhhhghhhh

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Hello late night football

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Go FC Dallas. Cause man, we don't have poo poo until the NBA and NHL open back up.

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Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

 gently caress motherfuck i'm too tired for this

edit: just loving do it enough with the loving hanging out jesus christ

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Go FCD on account of gently caress Philly On Principle.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Perez lazily shoots, entire FC Dallas team cries.


Sigh.

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Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

 gently caress yes gently caress you dallas

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
:siren: :getin: :siren:

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Wow. gently caress Dallas' GK. Awful instincts.

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

 :toot: Go Union :tastykake:

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

gently caress yes gently caress you dallas
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SporkOfTruth
Sep 1, 2006

this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

gently caress yes gently caress you dallas

thank god we escaped, go union

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 :tastykake:

Go the Union, I really want a trophy

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seattle's Starting X11:

Frei
Yedlin Anibaba Scott Evans (C)
Neagle Alonso Rose Pappa
Cooper Barrett

I think I'd rather see us play with 10 men then have Anibaba play CB again. :stonk:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
CHAD BARRETT OWN ZONE!!!

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

 Well we're hosed already.

gently caress you, Seattle.

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

 Really close there from Chicago. At least we're holding possession.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I know it's still the first half, but :fork:

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
We been getting chances but still losing, also am reminded that I hate sounder fans so much.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
The Most Dangerous Scoreline

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crocodile
Jun 19, 2004

 lmao what is ross fletcher even talking about tonight.

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
So are we going to start up fights like we did last time we played them?

EDIT: Well that's game.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I hope not, because that almost worked for you guys :argh:

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Chicago, you let Barrett score a goal. Then you let Andy loving Rose score 2 goals. Hang your heads in shame.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Awwww, no Oba-flip :smith:

Jesus Christ Chicago, could you at least pretend to try?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Aug 14, 2014

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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
:lol: Seattle owns Chicago.

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crocodile
Jun 19, 2004

 aaahhhahahahaha

lmao forever and ever

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

 Parity league

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

crocodile posted:

aaahhhahahahaha


crocodile posted:

aaahhhahahahaha


crocodile posted:

aaahhhahahahaha
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tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost
What the gently caress is going on.

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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
lol what

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