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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Oh man the alumni page reminded me of how awesome/awful Nick Rogers was.



How could they fire this guy?!

Ha, and as a final insult they outed Ricardo as El Local.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Bigass Moth posted:

How could you leave off Big Daddy Yum Yum and Triple Crown champ Joe Doering???

Big Daddy Yum Yum was the previously mentioned Lennox McEnroe, wasn't he?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Static Rook posted:

Eat
Sleep
Poo-Tee-Weet
Repeat

So it GOES?!?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ted DiBiase's real name is Theodore Marvin DiBiase, Jr.?

And they kept his name as Ted? gently caress me.

Remember, they have someone with the surname "Hennig", and renamed him anyway.

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"
Malik Omario not using his awesome apparently real name (Ozzy Cherry) is a shame.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Gonzo McFee posted:

Ted DiBiase's real name is Theodore Marvin DiBiase, Jr.?

And they kept his name as Ted? gently caress me.

Perhaps I'm dense, but I'm missing the problem here.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BlueArmyMan posted:

Perhaps I'm dense, but I'm missing the problem here.

Marvin is clearly a wacky and cutting edge wrestling name.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013







What is going on with this man's head? It's like a triangle.

Also, this man's hair

Dimebags Brain fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Aug 13, 2014

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist




Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Dimebags Brain posted:

What is going on with this man's head? It's like a triangle.
He looks like the lovechild of David Schwimmer and Nicolas Cage

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Perigryn posted:

He looks like the lovechild of David Schwimmer and Nicolas Cage

he looks like a villain from Running Man. or whatever 90s schlock.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Oh man the alumni page reminded me of how awesome/awful Nick Rogers was.



How could they fire this guy?!
Wasn't he just too symmetrical?

That face..."HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Digital Memories

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

BlueArmyMan posted:

Perhaps I'm dense, but I'm missing the problem here.

"Hey Ted! TED! It's your cousin Marvin! MARVIN DIBIASE! You know that new finisher you're looking for? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!"

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Oh man the alumni page reminded me of how awesome/awful Nick Rogers was.



How could they fire this guy?!

Ha, and as a final insult they outed Ricardo as El Local.

My god, he's literally Duke Nukem.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

I Before E posted:

"Hey Ted! TED! It's your cousin Marvin! MARVIN DIBIASE! You know that new finisher you're looking for? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!"


My god, he's literally Duke Nukem.

He needs to make his finish "All out of Bubblegum".

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie

Perigryn posted:

Edit: Oh my god, NXT's alumni section

I don't understand. This website is clearly regularly updated as of this year. How is it so hideous?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

MiketheGreat posted:

I don't understand. This website is clearly regularly updated as of this year. How is it so hideous?

It's a fan page

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie


The alternate universe where Rybaxel are extras on a low-budget porno set

KungFu Grip posted:

It's a fan page

That explains so little!

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

oatgan posted:

it's Ricki Vaughn

I heard that Kevin Steen will be known as Henry Rowengartner

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

BlueArmyMan posted:

Perhaps I'm dense, but I'm missing the problem here.

His gimmick for a while was Preppy little shithead and they kept his name as Ted. Sometimes the gimmicks are just in front of you.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Gonzo McFee posted:

His gimmick for a while was Preppy little shithead and they kept his name as Ted. Sometimes the gimmicks are just in front of you.

A lot of times you don't want the son of the wrestler in the shadow of his famous father, because all it will do it cause fans to resent the son for not being the father.

However . . .

Trust fund prep/frat boy Ted Dibiase Jr being financed by his famous and well known father is such a drat perfect gimmick. TNA shits on a lot of gold that gets handed to them, but man, when WWE fucks up, they really gently caress up.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Midnightghoul posted:

I heard that Kevin Steen will be known as Henry Rowengartner

Chet Steenman

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Steen will be called Richard Feynman and be given a nuclear physicist gimmick.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Kevin Steen will be given a baseball stat nerd/smark gimmick and will be billed from His Parent's Basement. He will main event wrestlemania.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

MiketheGreat posted:



The alternate universe where Rybaxel are extras on a low-budget porno set

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Just call him Zap Rowsdower and be done with it, then change Sami Zayn's name to Troy McGregor

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Why are the people in creative so uncreative?
They literally cannot come up with anything other than 'Firstname Lastname'?

And even that has already been taken.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

oatgan posted:

it's Ricki Vaughn

You know who I am

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


kdrudy posted:

Just call him Zap Rowsdower and be done with it, then change Sami Zayn's name to Troy McGregor

Is Larry Csonka still alive? He could manage them.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!






Local wrestling fan models new Noam Dar shirt

Skarsnik fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Aug 14, 2014

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Cena is the obvious choice for the Kurgan should they ever remake the Highlander (please don't). Dead ringer for Clancy Brown there. Except that he's shorter and more muscular, I guess.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Armstrong clan with a fan


Nihilith
Feb 24, 2011

Blasmeister posted:

Who are these people?

The guy who looks like Anderson is "Scarface" Waylon Barley, promoter of NHW in NW Florida.

Nihilith fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Aug 14, 2014

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

45ShadesOfDeath
Sep 7, 2004
Worst goon in the universe.

Why is CM Punk in a mall trashcan?

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

45ShadesOfDeath posted:

Why is CM Punk in a mall trashcan?

Keeping masturbating dwarfs out of them?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

45ShadesOfDeath posted:

Why is CM Punk in a mall trashcan?

It's from a lasertag skit that was posted in the Discussion thread. He plays the Terminator of Lasertag, killingtagging basically everybody in the world because he was designed to be the best at lasertag. That shot is from a guy who commits suicideself-tagging while hiding behind the trashcan, unaware that Punk was inside waiting for him.

And now you have this information inside your memory as well.

ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011

I am in bad need of an avatar...

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Natty Neidhart with wrestling fan:

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