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Blind Sally posted:"No, really, I swear: Final Fantasy XIII is a good game." "You just have to get past the linear part (20-30 hrs) and it gets really good."
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Dongslayer. posted:"You just have to get past the linear part (20-30 hrs) and it gets really good." Ha, people have said that to me for real
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No Such Thing posted:Helldump lives but you have to post hardcore enough to be invited into this secret post-fight club It does live. Off these forums. There is a helldump for SA, just not sanctioned by lowtax.
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moonshine is...... posted:It does live. Off these forums. There is a helldump for SA, just not sanctioned by lowtax. If you are talking about SS, it is actually very sad there.
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Dark Souls 2 will have a dynamic lighting system that will require strategic use of your torch to get through the game. There will be heists in GTA Online
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LaTex Fetish posted:yeah, we all have that friend who will lie about some stupid poo poo just to make himself look cool. except this friend doesn't talk about how his cool juggling skills let him jiggle the titties on a two dollar whore for free. nah, we're talking about that one friend who tells you how 'yeah man, you can convince sephiroth to join your team if you use the exact right sequences of moves in the battle' and stupid gay poo poo like that. I had an obnoxious friend of a friend who 1) had space ace for amiga but he couldn't show me because his father brought it to his work or something. Space ace wasn't coming out for other six months by the way, but at the time with warez people finding the weirdest poo poo around the idea he could have it was plausible enough. 2) some years later I saw him again and his father had a 586 at work when 486s were the hot new thing I hated that guy and learned to avoid him rather quickly, but not that quick, because I suspect he borrowed my Alien Syndrome floppy without telling me. And maybe Double Dragon too. Then there was this guy at school who said that amigas, in retrospect, were awful machines (commodore just died) because some years earlier his amiga 500 won't run anything and then he exchanged it for a 286 and it worked. I asked him "well, did you put a floppy in your amiga?" "Why should I have put a floppy in the amiga?" "Because the big hand with a floppy was the prompt to put the workbench or a game" "are you loving kidding me? Well, amigas were poo poo and I am happy Commodore died." The worst lie however was that group of people who swore that playing ultima online on a "free roleplay only community driven server" was the funniest activity to do in gaming that ever was or will be. Then there are the people saying that wind waker is the best zelda ever (it isn't, it's way below ocarina/albtw/alttp/link's awakening), but I understand and respect the opinion since it could be the only beatable zelda for them (and they will hate the wiiu chapter) ![]()
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limaCAT posted:Then there are the people saying that wind waker is the best zelda ever (it isn't, it's way below ocarina this is the biggest gamer lie in the thread so far. ocarina? more like ovarated
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Soral posted:this is the biggest gamer lie in the thread so far. ocarina? more like ovarated Are you implying that Myamoto was wrong?
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when has miyamoto ever been right about anything except for pikmin 2
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Soral posted:when has miyamoto ever been right about anything except for pikmin 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rr5lCfpAhk
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shiiiit turns out im the fool in this situation
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in second grade a kid told me you got to the secret world in SM64 by pressing B at the title. just B.
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If you smell my nards for 5 minutes and let me fart I will let you be Yoshi. My best friend, 2000
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Wormskull posted:If you smell my nards for 5 minutes and let me fart I will let you be Yoshi. Was... was he going to fart on his own balls?
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Ghost cars in San Andreas
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I convinced someone that all of Canada was a frozen tundra online on Diablo
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Dementedghost posted:I convinced someone that all of Canada was a frozen tundra online on Diablo What? Even the cia worldbook states that thanks to the lame rear end ISPs Canada's online is a frozen tundra.
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Watch underscore dogs will look like this and let you do these things
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See that mountain? You can climb it.
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add basically everything molyneux has ever said to this thread
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limaCAT posted:I had an obnoxious friend of a friend who just knew this guy had to be an og, then i saw the gangtag. respect, limacat. good post
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memy posted:See that mountain? You can climb it.
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Animal crossing is fun
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LaTex Fetish posted:add basically everything molyneux has ever said to this thread ![]() I suspect the real molyneux was abducted during mid nineties, and the moulyneux we know is his evil twin or something, mocking us gamers. Seriously, black and white, fable and that stupid puzzle game where in the end you "discovered" moulineux himself can't explain syndicate, populous or powermonger.
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black and white is p good
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Fellis posted:Animal crossing is fun it is, until you have a million weeds everywhere and/or you forget to save before turning off and have to talk to mr. resetti
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Silver Alicorn posted:it is, until you have a million weeds everywhere and/or you forget to save before turning off and have to talk to mr. resetti please stop repeating lies that have hurt me personally
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Silver Alicorn posted:it is, until you have a million weeds everywhere and/or you forget to save before turning off and have to talk to mr. resetti [game] is fun if you do [endlessly convoluted and unfunny thing] Another lie: Animal Crossing is game, and not a chore simulator.
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Wonderful 101 has a hidden line about "the third movie in a Red-Hot Trilogy". We all know it's a lie though.
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CharlestonJew posted:Wonderful 101 has a hidden line about "the third movie in a Red-Hot Trilogy". We all know it's a lie though. Too Human
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Blind Sally posted:"No, really, I swear: Final Fantasy XIII is a good game." Blind Sally, really, Final Fantasy XIII is a fantastic game. You're just not giving it a proper chance. It's not at all as linear as people say it is, and it isn't long until you get to run around a massive game world, explore a lush and wonderful environment. You really need to just open your mind a little more and try not to be so biased against it. Lightning is, bar-none, the best, most well-developed Final Fantasy character to ever grace a console."
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Blind Sally posted:Lightning is, bar-none, the best, most well-developed Final Fantasy character to ever grace a console." This might actually be true, I dunno. The bar isn't exactly high.
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limaCAT posted:Then there are the people saying that wind waker is the best zelda ever (it isn't, it's way below ocarina/albtw/alttp/link's awakening), but I understand and respect the opinion since it could be the only beatable zelda for them (and they will hate the wiiu chapter) It certainly isn't a bad Zelda game by any stretch.
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limaCAT posted:
fable was good
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Concordat posted:It certainly isn't a bad Zelda game by any stretch. It's good up until the triforce quest
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i just think at a certain point in development kids confuse 'wouldn't it be cool if' and 'i found out that'. its kind of endearing really, that someone could think the world was be cool in any way
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the nintendo 64 is getting a disk drive
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growing up i used to lie about stupid poo poo all the time because lying is awesome, but then i figured out that if you tell them you thought of this idea rather than trying to pass it off as real people actually respect you more because making up a thing is harder than repeating a thing. that was kind of a moment i think, the idea that an authoritativity isn't as well regarded as creativity.
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beside the ones everyone's heard, I remember specific ones about the pokemon games. stuff like surfing around the ss anne and moving the truck on the adjacent shore to get mew. i tried lots of stuff like that. can't complain tho, because a friend eventually just gameshark'd me one.
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There was supposed to be cake!!! <![]()
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