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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My guess is beaten hoes in Tijuana

E: beta snype

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Maybe listening to this on a loop?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So




youtuber posted:

If you don't want to be hit, don't cheat on your spouse, pretty simple really. Human nature.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

mds2 posted:

My guess is hes dead in a hotel room.

ditto. he's probably so embarrassed that everyone knows his dick didn't work that he hung himself, which ironically would give him a boner

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


holy poo poo, those are probably the worst youtube comments I've ever read

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Whoa reverse white knighting.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
There's no way that's not a dude in that youtube

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Cheating one some is emotionally hurting someone. Assaulting them is physically hurting them. As an enlightened thinker I see no moral difference in inflicted these types of pain and find his actions clearly justified.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Inevitable posted:

What do you think War Machine is doing right now? I'm going with "yelling at his penis."

I'd like to amend "dead in a hotel room" to "dead in a tijuana hotel room."

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
***possible development(probably not)***

I saw a couple of people on the net who ordered shirts from WAR MACHINE ALPHA MALE #1 HIMSELF say that they got their shirts today/yesterday....but they came out of Mexico.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
Lol

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
i think people invariably wear t-shirts that reveal their aspirations and not their habits.

for instance i am wearing a shirt that says "discover Meteor", a framework i've never even looked at for any reason.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
I wore Kramer shirts after the whole Laugh Factory thing just for the laff, I could definitely see buying a War Machine shirt right now

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
code:
   I DO
ALPHA MALE
  SHIRTS.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

pentyne posted:

I'm always amazed how eager other women are to criticize and degrade a woman who was violently assaulted by a man.

yes lets not listen to a womans views yet again, nice fedora mra fucklord

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Ponce de Le0n posted:

yes lets not listen to a womans views yet again, nice fedora mra fucklord
stfu u fat oval office

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Ponce de Le0n posted:

yes lets not listen to a womans views yet again, nice fedora mra fucklord

I don't know if there is any post you've ever made that wasn't limp like warmachine's clit

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Warmachine is probably real chill next to the pool with a few ice cold beers, watching these hoes aint loyal vines on repeat, hell he's probably making one right now.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

not lame!
May 9, 2006
STYLE!
clearly the best way for dog to catch war machine is to get a slurpee and hide it under a box that is held up by a stick

on the side of the box: "hoodies allowed"

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

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May 27, 2004



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Ponce de Le0n posted:

yes lets not listen to a womans views yet again, nice fedora mra fucklord

Ha. This fuckin' guy.

Deleuzionist
Jul 20, 2010

we respect the antelope; for the antelope is not a mere antelope
gamma male penetrates you all

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Dog's doing great.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
charlton heston is

OMEGA MAN

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
limp dick machine can escape dog just by going to Mexico

dog is persona not grata south of the border

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

FizFashizzle posted:

Dog's doing great.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



thats some majestic poo poo

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

ElGroucho posted:

limp dick machine can escape dog just by going to Mexico

dog is persona not grata south of the border

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
he looks a lot like fozzie the bear's deadbeat dad or something

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Cream_Filling posted:

he looks a lot like fozzie the bear's deadbeat dad or something

lol

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

Cream_Filling posted:

he looks a lot like fozzie the bear's deadbeat dad or something

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Cream_Filling posted:

he looks a lot like fozzie the bear's deadbeat dad or something

:allears:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
when I was like 12-13 playing starcraft my handle was War-Machine

I'm glad it got taken one day and I never used it again.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

ArbitraryC posted:

Cheating one some is emotionally hurting someone.

only if you get caught!

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Good news! Now you can buy your terrible Alpha Male poo poo clothing without fearing that you're supporting War Machine's war on sanity.



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Inevitable posted:

Good news! Now you can buy your terrible Alpha Male poo poo clothing without fearing that you're supporting War Machine's war on sanity.





Yea I bet these folks are awesome human beings.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

fyodor posted:

Yea I bet these folks are awesome human beings.

Can't be worse than Christy Mack

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Don Tacorleone posted:

Can't be worse than Christy Mack

Why? Worst thing she's done is make poor decisions in who she dates and the tattoos she gets. So what?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

fyodor posted:

Why? Worst thing she's done is make poor decisions in who she dates and the tattoos she gets. So what?

she provoked an innocent man to beat her and caused him to go on the run, this whole thing's her fault

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Don Tacorleone posted:

she provoked an innocent man to beat her and caused him to go on the run, this whole thing's her fault

ooooooooooooooooooooooh.

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