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So what's the funnier scenario 1) MMA fighter war machine is capture by a fat racist slob and goes to jail 2) Dog the bounty hunter is badly beaten/killed adding more to war machine's jail time. I personally hope he just goes on a rampage that ends in suicide by cop since he seems dumb enough to go that route.
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DrManiac posted:I personally hope he just goes on a rampage that ends in suicide by cop since he seems dumb enough to go that route.
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Aug 15, 2014 00:50
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Anything that could get Dog the Bounty Hunter killed is a net benefit for everyone.
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Aug 15, 2014 00:54
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Why is Dog tracking this guy down instead of... the police
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Aug 15, 2014 01:26
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Lmao at nerds who will pound off to her movies on xvideos as a show of solidarity.
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RedTeam posted:this would never happen under sharia. inshallah.
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Professor Tomtom posted:Lmao at nerds who will pound off to her movies on xvideos as a show of solidarity. Don't kink shame
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Aug 15, 2014 02:05
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Kung Food posted:gently caress that, I want this to go to trail. "Will the defendant, War Machine, please rise..." Now that you mention it war machine being his own lawyer in court would also own.
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Aug 15, 2014 02:06
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DrManiac posted:Now that you mention it war machine being his own lawyer in court would also own. you honor I demand trial by combat
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Aug 15, 2014 02:08
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Moridin920 posted:you honor I demand trial by combat The prosecution would then just pick Yoshida
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Aug 15, 2014 02:09
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They gonna start calling him salad machine after all the alpha male poo poo he's going to be cleaning up in prison.
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E.Nigma posted:They gonna start calling him salad machine after all the alpha male poo poo he's going to be cleaning up in prison. Here it is, ladies and gentlemen. The first prison rape joke in the thread. Congratulations to forums poster E.Nigma you win a boiled onion.
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DrManiac posted:Now that you mention it war machine being his own lawyer in court would also own. AAAAH OBJECTION AAAAAAH YOUR HONOR I CANT PROCEED UNTIL MY DICK GETS HARD GOD drat IT
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Aug 15, 2014 02:24
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Is he going to freak the gently caress out when they tell him to take his hoodie off in court?
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lol its funny because he talks like a prison guard in that slurpee video. guess he'll enjoy that when he goes back to the slammer
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etalian posted:The prosecution would then just pick Yoshida Or any B level Mma fighter really Some of the female fighters in the UFC would probably get him too
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Aug 15, 2014 02:49
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hes such an ugly piece of poo poo with those enormous dick sucking lips he has
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Aug 15, 2014 02:49
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I do Alpha Male poo poo and Alpha Male poo poo Accessories.
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mamelon posted:Why is Dog tracking this guy down instead of... the police War machine is not an 18 year old unarmed black kid
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I kinda want to see a rework of the stand-off scene from The Good, The Bad, The Ugly with War Machine, Dog, and a cop.
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Dizz posted:I do Alpha Male poo poo and Alpha Male poo poo Accessories. that boy ain't right
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Aug 15, 2014 04:23
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Beautiful abs bro I think we should take a moment to admire War Machine's abs
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Aug 15, 2014 05:13
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Don Tacorleone posted:Beautiful abs bro his ears are in the way
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What if Vladimir Putin sends the Spetznaz into Mexico to capture War Machine and win Christy's heart, and she ends up marrying him, but then the incident starts WWIII with the U.S.? It's like a modern day Illiad unfolding before our very eyes.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Beautiful abs bro goon grenade spotted.
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Inevitable posted:goon grenade spotted. I don't think he's a goon bro.
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Aug 15, 2014 06:13
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when will the juggalos get involved, this situation needs more white-trash components
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Aug 15, 2014 06:21
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way to smear the good name of Iron Man's sidekick, "alpha male"
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Kung Food posted:gently caress that, I want this to go to trail. "Will the defendant, War Machine, please rise..." Machine, War
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CTE CURES ALPHA
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You've got to think War Machine will be pretty far down the "to rape" list for his intake. Surely it's not worth the hassle and the very real risk of getting your face smashed up. Personally, if I had to choose a new prisoner to pin face down in his bunk and hold a sharpened toothbrush handle to his neck while I force my spit-lubed penis up his unyielding anal sphincter, I'd probably go for some young kid in on his first robbery or some poo poo who likes to pretend he's tough but can't back his talk up. I'd be like "back up on this, bitch UNNNNFFF". Boom. Dick right up the rear end. So guys, who would you rape in this hypothetical prison scenario? Post your stories in this thread please.
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I think I would buck the trend & treat my fellow inmates with respect, while establishing my safety in a fair and caring way. edit: no wait the twinkiest one
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Kirk Johnson posted:You've got to think War Machine will be pretty far down the "to rape" list for his intake. Surely it's not worth the hassle and the very real risk of getting your face smashed up. Personally, if I had to choose a new prisoner to pin face down in his bunk and hold a sharpened toothbrush handle to his neck while I force my spit-lubed penis up his unyielding anal sphincter, I'd probably go for some young kid in on his first robbery or some poo poo who likes to pretend he's tough but can't back his talk up. I'd be like "back up on this, bitch UNNNNFFF". Boom. Dick right up the rear end. You. But it wasn't really rape since you begged for it. Kinda made me limp to be honest. P good defense if you think about it.
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Moridin920 posted:you honor I demand trial by combat given his terrible MMA record and depending on who will champion Mack it would a hilarious beat down
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the court calls to its defence cain velasquez
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DrManiac posted:I personally hope he just goes on a rampage that ends in suicide by cop since he seems dumb enough to go that route. the best way this could end is if he tries to do that but just takes a bullet to the spine and survives as an angry man in a wheel chair
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