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cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

FirstPlayer posted:

The Pine Tree one actually tasted *exactly* like getting an accidental mouthful of pine needles; it was remarkable. The rest were horrifying though.

Last Christmas I got mince pies with a sachet of pine-flavoured icing sugar to sprinkle on top and that stuff was goddamned delicious. I had no idea 'pine' could be such a good flavour for food.

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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

e: never mind, have a joke on that flowers-in-beard meme

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:37

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

13Pandora13 posted:

Hang on a drat second here...does that say 150 cahttp://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05pork.html?pagewanted=alllories? How is there that much cholesterol and so few calories?! I feel like calories from fat should be...way higher.

I feel like anything containing brains should be labeled as a good way to get your own brain hosed up.

So far we have learned that human brain consumption is a bad idea: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

That cow brain is not a good choice and in fact cow brain consuming cows can give you BSE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy

And pig brains are not exempt from this either: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05pork.html?pagewanted=all

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:09

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

im pooping! posted:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 04:59

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ham and pineapple is right up there with pepperoni as the top pizza flavour in Canada.

And that's cause it's fuckin' delicious.

Replace the pineapple with well rinsed sauerkraut; it tastes similar but without all of that sweetness. I dig Hawaiian pizza but only if we ordered a bunch of other pies 'cause the sweetness is just too much for me after a ~~slice~~ square or two.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 05:02

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Whatev posted:

The son there can't quite get past that he got talked into posing with his family while wearing a sash that says "human being" on it.

Re: Jones Soda holiday mixes. I annually go to a b-movie themed event, and part of the experience is people bring in food that is horrible for you as well as having you watch movies of equal quality. Things like crab chips and chum candy, to get the ball rolling on your ideas. Anyways, one year, someone had all the holiday six packs brought in. I being the oh-so-manly-man I am (read: Goony McGoonerson), decided to go around the horn, and try every single flavor. Every thanksgiving flavor, every christmas flavor, every chanukah flavor, every super bowl flavor. Some tasted pretty dang good, especially some of the desert ones--I was surprised by how much I liked the latke one for instance. Some were bad but not nauseatingly so, and were just what they said they'd be, like sweat--gross, but what did you expect it to taste like other than salty carbonation? Then there were the truly dire ones like astroturf which just made me wretch. But I made it through. And I regret it all.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:20

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Kvantum posted:

As awful as these were, the Xmas pack one year with Ham beat out this one, by far. Jones Ham Soda was the most vile thing ever carbonated and sealed in a bottle.

One of the rest areas I stop at regularly on coast-to-coast trips has one of those restaurants that's like 40% gift store. It isn't a chain, just a mom-and-pop freeway trap in some tiny town. One of the things they have for sale is bacon soda. I bought one for my little brother, and it was heinous. Not that it didn't taste like bacon - it did - but because bacon should not be carbonated. Or liquid. Or quite that salty.

Edit:

I don't remember if this was the brand, but I don't think it was Jones.

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:32

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I tried them. They were pretty good. Pity they were just a limited time promo thing, because I'd have kept buying them.

Krispy Kareem posted:

We drank a pack of those on a dare. Most disgusting poo poo I've ever had.

The sodium content was off the charts. It was like drinking salt water. Thick, vaguely meaty salt water.

Something like Bovril then?

stratdax posted:

Ham and Pineapple pizza is called Hawaiian pizza in Canada. I have no idea why Ensign Ricky or anybody would think people from the USA would think it's gross when it's named after one of the states of the USA. What the hell is going on here!

Is there anywhere that doesn't have Hawaiian pizza?

# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:37

Come And See: Sep 15, 2008; We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.

Today I learned that my favorite pizza is as regional as ginger beef or Crispy Crunch bars.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 06:48

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

Tiggum posted:

Give me all of these immediately or I will loving end you.

quote:

Is there anywhere that doesn't have Hawaiian pizza?

New Zealand does, so does Taiwan.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 07:24

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Tiggum posted:

Is there anywhere that doesn't have Hawaiian pizza?

Yeah from what I've seen it's the USA that's weird in not having pineapple on their pizza.

It's also the rest of the world that's weird for not having beetroot on their burgers :australia:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:05

Edison was a dick: Apr 3, 2010; direct current only

Memento posted:

It's also the rest of the world that's weird for not having beetroot on their burgers

Why would I want my burgers to taste like dirt and sadness?

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:06

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

TetsuoTW posted:

Give me all of these immediately or I will loving end you.

I'll swap you for the Pizza ones.

_{God i wish they'd bring those back.}

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:23

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Memento posted:

Yeah from what I've seen it's the USA that's weird in not having pineapple on their pizza.

I thought this was already settled. It's been twenty years or more since I saw a pizza place that didn't offer pineapple here in the states. I've lived in Florida, Ohio, California, and Nevada in that time. I order pineapple on pizza all the time. Well, "all the time" on the rare occasions I order pizza.

Edit: I guess it's possible that some mom-and-pop shops might not offer pineapple, but they would definitely be the exception.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:27

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Memento posted:

Yeah from what I've seen it's the USA that's weird in not having pineapple on their pizza.

I don't know what backward-rear end corner of the USA that these people are talking about, but in the parts of the USA that matter, we've got pineapple pizza.

e:fb :argh:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:30

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Memento posted:

Yeah from what I've seen it's the USA that's weird in not having pineapple on their pizza.

I live in the rear end end of Alabama and at this very minute have some leftover pizza in my fridge that has pineapple on it.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:31

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Centripetal Horse posted:

I thought this was already settled. It's been twenty years or more since I saw a pizza place that didn't offer pineapple here in the states. I've lived in Florida, Ohio, California, and Nevada in that time. I order pineapple on pizza all the time. Well, "all the time" on the rare occasions I order pizza.

Edit: I guess it's possible that some mom-and-pop shops might not offer pineapple, but they would definitely be the exception.

DontMockMySmock posted:

I don't know what backward-rear end corner of the USA that these people are talking about, but in the parts of the USA that matter, we've got pineapple pizza.

e:fb

World Famous Whore posted:

I live in the rear end end of Alabama and at this very minute have some leftover pizza in my fridge that has pineapple on it.

I am not annoyed in the slightest that I've been proven wrong; in fact, I am happy that my American brethren and sistren are able to enjoy Nature's Own Paradise Fruit on their pizza.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:39

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
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DontMockMySmock posted:

I don't know what backward-rear end corner of the USA that these people are talking about, but in the parts of the USA that matter, we've got pineapple pizza.

e:fb

For anyone outside the US curious about this, these are the areas in the USofA that matter, circled in red. The rest is basically a mash-up of The Road and Mad Max.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:42

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

For anyone outside the US curious about this, these are the areas in the USofA that matter, circled in red. The rest is basically a mash-up of The Road and Mad Max.

Chicagoons are gonna be mad but luckily for you they're too busy being shot at to complain

# ? Aug 15, 2014 09:46

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Edison was a dick posted:

Why would I want my burgers to taste like dirt and sadness?

It's not the straight-out-of-the-ground kind; it's the tinned kind which is really sweet (it's basically canned in sugary water). It's delicious.
A burger is not a burger unless it has a beef patty, bacon, cheese, a fried egg, tinned beetroot, and tinned pineapple :australia:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 10:06

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
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Istari posted:

It's not the straight-out-of-the-ground kind; it's the tinned kind which is really sweet (it's basically canned in sugary water).

We have them here, except no one but old people eats them. Once everyone 65+ dies out, the bottom is going to fall out of the beet market.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 10:11

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

Memento posted:

It's also the rest of the world that's weird for not having beetroot on their burgers

For a second I thought you said "on their pizzas" and was about to finally write off that last little bit of respect I still had for Australia.

Also beetroot's loving gross and I don't understand Australasia's fascination with it despite growing up in NZ.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

For anyone outside the US curious about this, these are the areas in the USofA that matter, circled in red. The rest is basically a mash-up of The Road and Mad Max.

TBF just delete everything in between except the ~~racists~~ South and that's about the average foreigner's perception of American geography anyway.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 10:13

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Tomero_the_Great posted:

They're just so loving blas� about hacking apart wolves with their axes.
"Really, guys? Again??" *sigh* :black101:

TetsuoTW posted:

For a second I thought you said "on their pizzas" and was about to finally write off that last little bit of respect I still had for Australia.

Also beetroot's loving gross and I don't understand Australasia's fascination with it despite growing up in NZ.

Ha, check out this guy who's never had a beetroot pizza.

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# ? Aug 15, 2014 10:24

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Istari posted:

A burger is not a burger unless it has a beef patty, bacon, cheese, a fried egg, tinned beetroot, and tinned pineapple

Beetroot obviously, but who puts pineapple in a burger? Not that it would be bad, I just haven't seen it. Also, you forgot about tomato and relish. Gherkins are good too.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

We have them here, except no one but old people eats them. Once everyone 65+ dies out, the bottom is going to fall out of the beet market.

You're weird. They're great in burgers and sandwiches or in salad or with rissoles. Eat canned beetroot, Americans, you'll love it.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 10:36

Groda: Mar 17, 2005; Hair Elf

Beetroot is one stupid goddamn word

# ? Aug 15, 2014 10:57

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
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Groda posted:

Beetroot is one stupid goddamn word

Quiet you.
\

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:00

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

You see, you must call it a beetroot to differentiate it from the other parts of the beet which people frequently eat and discuss

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:39

Doubtful Guest: Jun 23, 2008; Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:40

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Tiggum posted:

Beetroot obviously, but who puts pineapple in a burger? Not that it would be bad, I just haven't seen it. Also, you forgot about tomato and relish. Gherkins are good too.

Where I live (Northern NSW) canned pineapple rings come standard on a works burger.

twoday posted:

You see, you must call it a beetroot to differentiate it from the other parts of the beet which people frequently eat and discuss

We pretty frequently eat the beetgreens (the leaves) as well, so yes calling it beetroot helps.
Also, if you just say 'beet', that also includes sugar beets (which are kind of gross).

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:47

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

twoday posted:

You see, you must call it a beetroot to differentiate it from the other parts of the beet which people frequently eat and discuss

Yeah and why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway???

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:57

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Tiggum posted:

who puts pineapple in a burger?

It's delicious. We've got that in the parts of the USA that matter, too. You can get it at fast food places, even.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

For anyone outside the US curious about this, these are the areas in the USofA that matter, circled in red. The rest is basically a mash-up of The Road and Mad Max.

mostly accurate, with the notable omission of hawaii, the goddamn mecca of pineapple

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:57

FairyNuff: Jan 22, 2012

Tiggum posted:

I tried them. They were pretty good. Pity they were just a limited time promo thing, because I'd have kept buying them.

Marmite (the superior dark brown spread) crisps were so popular they have their own brand now. Also marmite covered cashews, rice cakes, and chocolate.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 11:59

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

TetsuoTW posted:

Also beetroot's loving gross and I don't understand Australasia's fascination with it despite growing up in NZ.

Its the purest source of dietary purple in the world, you loving heathen.

Geokinesis posted:

rice cakes

Rapman the Cook has a new favorite as of 12:17 on Aug 15, 2014

# ? Aug 15, 2014 12:14

canis minor: May 4, 2011

Geokinesis posted:

Marmite (the superior dark brown spread) crisps were so popular they have their own brand now. Also marmite covered cashews, rice cakes, and chocolate.

Yesterday I've tried this: http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=282430641