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Deltasquid posted:Please be a parody, oh pretty please be ironic. It pretty obviously is. "Those who play video games in a merely casual capacity."
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Deltasquid posted:
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Deltasquid posted:
Lair of the Forgotten Goon.
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Aug 15, 2014 19:33
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I don't see any shield there, either.
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Aug 15, 2014 19:35
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Atmus posted:I don't see any shield there, either. Through the right-side window, hanging on the wall above the desk.
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Aug 15, 2014 19:36
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Chomp8645 posted:Through the right-side window, hanging on the wall above the desk. Oh drat, nice catch. I guess this guy is serious after all, I better not mess with him.
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Aug 15, 2014 19:38
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Atmus posted:I don't see any shield there, either. Who needs a shield when you have a superiority complex
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Probably a sack of gold or those Ron Paul bitcoin fun bucks in a chest in there. Good loot if you can withstand his miasma attack.
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Aug 15, 2014 19:39
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Atmus posted:Oh drat, nice catch. Why? The picture was taken inside.
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Aug 15, 2014 19:44
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Deltasquid posted:
tl;dr, abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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The White Dragon posted:tl;dr, abandon all hope, me who enter here. Fixed.
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Deltasquid posted:
I'd prefer this to be true
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Double Plus Good posted:If you know Jennifer (Genyfyr??) we need to know the background on those court cases and what exactly happened when she "took on" the church. Also, are the 3 court cases related to the 3 kids she already has? I think the 3 court cases had to do with her children since her first 3 children are by 2 different fathers. The new baby Tryniti is by her new husband who is 22 and she is something in the range of 36-40.
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:I think the 3 court cases had to do with her children since her first 3 children are by 2 different fathers. The new baby Tryniti is by her new husband who is 22 and she is something in the range of 36-40. Those always work out so well.
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Deltasquid posted:
The writing is likely parody, but the picture is undoubtedly real.
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:I think the 3 court cases had to do with her children since her first 3 children are by 2 different fathers. The new baby Tryniti is by her new husband who is 22 and she is something in the range of 36-40. And on a scale of 1-10, 1 being none at all and 10 being all of the meth, how many drugs does she take? Because I'm putting the over/under at 7.5.
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 I'll have to make sure to have a giant dip in my mouth when I propose. It'll add to the whole romantic effect of standing in poo poo at a county fair.
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I suggest replying with a Youtube of Honky-tonk Badonkadonk
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Good to know that a universal human emotion is now a "country thang". This kind of poo poo has been all over the place on my social media lately. Every 20-something girl I know who's never lived outside of a city goes to the Calgary Stampede once and suddenly she's a ~country gal~.
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Lblitzer posted:
You havnt lived til you knocked up yur sister in the back of a dairy queen.
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Lblitzer posted:
Oh, gross! He does have a big fuckin' wad of chew in his mouth! "Darlin', yer real sweet to me and I love ya. So I have a question..." *spits* "...wanna get hitched?" Smooth.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Darlin', yer real sweet to me and I love ya. So I have a question..." Unsurprisingly, this is literally how my step sister got proposed to. In a span of 7 years she's had 4 kids with a guy who in the same 7 year span fathered 4 different children with 4 other women, lives in a "renovated" trailer they got from the dump and I'm pretty sure she only has one actual tooth left because of poor hygiene. She's 24. But, she sticks to her guns:  "gently caress Obama!" 
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Maker Of Shoes posted:I'm pretty sure she only has one actual tooth left because of poor hygiene. She's 24. But, she sticks to her
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All on Black posted:Good to know that a universal human emotion is now a "country thang". This kind of poo poo has been all over the place on my social media lately. Every 20-something girl I know who's never lived outside of a city goes to the Calgary Stampede once and suddenly she's a ~country gal~. Mine too. Calgary folk love posting how "country" they are. I do have a few friends who genuinely are, they're ranchers and take part in rodeos and stuff, but most of them just wear Wranglers on weekends from their office jobs to barbeque in their back yards and drink lovely beer. Sometimes they even go camping for a night in an RV because they're also an 'outdoorsy true Canadian"!
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All on Black posted:Good to know that a universal human emotion is now a "country thang". This kind of poo poo has been all over the place on my social media lately. Every 20-something girl I know who's never lived outside of a city goes to the Calgary Stampede once and suddenly she's a ~country gal~. Oh god this. I know a 21 year old girl who is originally from Bel Air MD. Some of their family is from Jersey, so they do the whole "I'm from Joisey bitch" thing, but she also puts on cowboy hats and flannels and says she's a country gurl while making duck faces in the two dozen selfies she posts every day. Her and her mother and uncomfortably close - like, the mom goes on all of her dates with her close - and they are drunk more often than frat boys on spring break. They also think if everyone owned a gun there wouldn't be any shootings. Yes, they have matching pink guns.
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SteveVizsla posted:Oh god this. I know a 21 year old girl who is originally from Bel Air MD. Some of their family is from Jersey, so they do the whole "I'm from Joisey bitch" thing, but she also puts on cowboy hats and flannels and says she's a country gurl while making duck faces in the two dozen selfies she posts every day. Her and her mother and uncomfortably close - like, the mom goes on all of her dates with her close - and they are drunk more often than frat boys on spring break. They also think if everyone owned a gun there wouldn't be any shootings. Yes, they have matching pink guns. I still don't know why anyone would want to admit they're from Jersey.
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how can you make that sound trashier than Jerskey Shore? keeping the typo in. Husky Jersies
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It's a weird thing, all of the girls who post this country poo poo are suburban white girls. Then again they go to We Fest each year and post selfies about drinking and sweating so I guess they qualify? 
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Apparently rural Vermont isn't country enough, because I have literally never seen anyone proudly say they were a country girl before. Actual country people out here either post about guns or weed, sometimes both at once.
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mng posted:how can you make that sound trashier than Jerskey Shore? This also fits, she takes every weight loss pill/drink/whatever in existence to lose weight, which did work a bit but she's still gigantically tall and still overweight... all of her photos are taken from way above her head looking down, so it's loving hilarious when one gets posted from a normal front-ward view (that someone else always took) and she's still doing duck face and lowering her jaw to make it look thinner. E: Also hashtags in every fb post. #selfie #greeneyes #blonde #curvy #cutie #makeup #countrygurl #newskirt #ootd #realgold SteveVizsla has a new favorite as of 04:18 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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Jesus that country bullshit. I live in a suburb area outside Baltimore City, and that poo poo keeps getting more and more popular. The closest any of these fuckers have ever been to the "country" is the Harford County Farm Fair. One of the worst is a kid I actually taught when I was a long term substitute and grew up with my younger brother in law. That gently caress grew up in Dundalk and the furthest he has ever been away was Ocean City. The only thing worse is all the white kids claiming "Bodymore, Murderland" while never crossing the ciry line bar the gentrified yuppie areas.
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Lblitzer posted:It's a weird thing, all of the girls who post this country poo poo are suburban white girls. I see this a lot on my Facebook from people I went to high school with. We all went to a private high school in a rich suburban city with the closest thing resembling "country" being over an hour away. The vast majority of these "country" girls have never actually been in the vicinity of any actual livestock or a farm.
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I see this a lot on my Facebook from people I went to high school with. We all went to a private high school in a rich suburban city with the closest thing resembling "country" being over an hour away. The vast majority of these "country" girls have never actually been in the vicinity of any actual livestock or a farm. So how long are we going to talk about country matters?
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If you haven't been legitimately afraid for your life due to encountering dangerous wildlife, while out of cell range, you don't get to play the "outdoorsy Canadian" card. (I don't get to play the card.)
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Subjunctive posted:If you haven't been legitimately afraid for your life due to encountering dangerous wildlife or hypothermia, while out of cell range, you don't get to play the "outdoorsy Canadian" card. (I don't get to play the card.) Added an important one. In social media news, I just checked Twitter and it seems that War Machine got arrested, sadly not by Dog the Bounty Hunter who'd sworn to catch him. This is not a professional wrestling story line. Somehow.
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Speaking of pro wrestling, here's what a former wrestler thinks about cancer charities:    He also thinks that libraries are a scam to rip off writers.
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FrozenVent posted:Added an important one. Man he's a lovely bounty hunter. All bark and no bite.
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According to Twitter, again, he was there when poo poo went down but he didn't do the arrest itself. Could be he's not as good as the US Marshalls, or it could be that he stepped back and let them do it to keep it simple paperwork wise. Dog the Bounty Hunter's the hero America deserves.
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sunsweet posted:Speaking of pro wrestling, here's what a former wrestler thinks about cancer charities: Has anyone ever used the phrase 'Wake up' and not been spouting utter nonsensical paranoid conspiracy rantings? It seems to be overtaking 'I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic but....' as the catchphrase for idiots. (Someone literally trying to wake a sleeping person can say Wake up all they like though, of course.)
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