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Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

Bip Roberts posted:

Simi Valley is the perfect place for a human piece of poo poo to hide.
Pretty much this its a shithole and I may be going to a going away party there this weekend, it will be trashy.

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Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

jscolon2.0 posted:

plain

he couldn't get a sausage

snortpocket posted:

he's going to be extra embarrassed when the bailiff says "all rise"

Guancho posted:

ditto. he's probably so embarrassed that everyone knows his dick didn't work that he hung himself, which ironically would give him a boner

Mongolian Queef
May 6, 2004

Pizza machine :(

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
extended stay machine

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
What's Mr. Pain's mugshot gonna look like?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Mentos Dan posted:

What's Mr. Pain's mugshot gonna look like?



Like this, but from the other side

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dudes got no rear end.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

His body is like a loving wine glass.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Inevitable posted:

Like this, but from the other side



I bet the cops were super pissed they didn't get to pepper spray and tase him.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Bip Roberts posted:

I bet the cops were super pissed they didn't get to pepper spray and tase him.

I bet they were pissed when they saw him and realized that he wasn't black.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
drinking lovely rear end whey because gently caress it i bought it and im god

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



dog catch the machine

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Inevitable posted:

Like this, but from the other side



I get my taxes done. There

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

LingcodKilla posted:

What a flaccid conclusion.

a flaccid conclusion for a flaccid dude

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Inevitable posted:

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME loving PIZZAAAAAAAAA




FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKK


gently caress

IMA GONNA SNAP

gently caress

all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldnt give it to me.

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
Looks like War Machine is showing off that midriff with that croptop

good electric
Jan 29, 2009
HIS LIFE IS DEFICIENT. HE NEVER HAS SEX.

HE LACKS $10 TO BUY HIMSELF A CUSTOM TITLE AND IS REDUCED TO BEGGING FOR ONE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3VpxYq5h4

pro click

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Frostwerks posted:

what a disappointing conclusion

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
So how long until War Machine finds Jesus, and ends up making bank speaking to youth groups about the dangers of drugs and porn?

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!
first i was :awesome: then i was all :flaccid:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

HarlanHell posted:

So how long until War Machine finds Jesus, and ends up making bank speaking to youth groups about the dangers of drugs and porn?

Telling kids you hosed so hard it broke your dick is sure to get them on the straight and narrow.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

What a piece of poo poo

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
Hotel guest Mary Casamento said she called police to the hotel after seeing a “big dude” yelling at and pushing a petite woman who was trying to calm him down. He grabbed her by the hair, Casamento said.

<enters plea> NOT GUILTY.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Chuck Tanner posted:

What a piece of poo poo

he has a point though, what kidn of candy-rear end gym doesnt allow chalk

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

when he realised he couldn't kill the cops I bet he flopped

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:

Hotel guest Mary Casamento said she called police to the hotel after seeing a “big dude” yelling at and pushing a petite woman who was trying to calm him down. He grabbed her by the hair, Casamento said.

<enters plea> NOT GUILTY.

Oh my god, did she have a knife? After all he's been through... why is he so cursed?

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011


lmfaooooooooo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

also more of these please

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Started with my hometown and ended with my hometown. My brother went to high school with this guy and says he fought seniors as a freshman.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Will a brave soul please count the amount of "fucks" in that video? Triple digits I'm guessing.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cup of Hemlock posted:

Started with my hometown and ended with my hometown. My brother went to high school with this guy and says he fought seniors as a freshman.

I bet he could kick four senior mathletes asses at the same time.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
Apparently, also, gently caress Chevron.

drguildo
Apr 27, 2013

LISTEN TO THE CROWD ROAR IN ADMIRATION!
Is it still technically suicide by cop if you're so hepped up on steroids and slurpees that you think you can take down 20 SWAT with your fists and legs?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


After reading his twitter feed and watching those videos I'm seriously wondering what the gently caress Christie saw in this dude? He's borderline retarded, has the vocabularly of an xbox live playing 12yr old and can only beat up and terrorise people smaller than him...

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Well Christie seems to be borderline retarded herself so they matched up pretty well

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!

"I said 'motherfucker, poo poo is not a cuss word'."

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Frostwerks posted:

this is some loving southland tales poo poo. like no loving way is this world a real one. its the hackneyed premise of a very campy and lovely scifi author. nothing makes loving sense, i am losing my loving mind and i think this is what schizophrenia feels like.

but majn it is darkly hilarious

this truly is der Untergang des Abendlandes

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




mine is a nun

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

I wasn't convinced he did alpha male poo poo until this.

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