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Deteriorata posted:My kids loved this place: I can only imagine the frosty stares you'd get if you used the C word there. Crocodile
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RedTeam posted:You take a bus from the hotel to disney everyday and never see anything else Even if you just do that though, all you see is a hot, sweaty city, followed by some swampy bits, then Disney World. Hardly a tropical paradise.
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The Jorts of Zeus posted:I'm having a really time figuring out if this is serious or not... Of course not, he was in the house of Lords
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Deteriorata posted:My kids loved this place: We went there when my little sister was 6. Not a peep out of her for the entire thing, until we reached the room with 50 parrots that you could feed little cups of nectar. Sister runs in holding two cups, she was the only one in the room, and that was the day my sister became terrified of birds.
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Deteriorata posted:My kids loved this place: I love that place. Gatorland is awesome. 
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Hello.      Interesting use of background signage in Sonic.  
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Get a load of the scrub who's never shopped at PUPI POO
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Say Nothing posted:Hello. What.
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It's a panoramic gone wrong, but even knowing that I'm still uncomfortable looking at the picture.
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There's a lot of British people that live in Florida too, not sure why they like it so much. Seems like every subdivision has their token British family.
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Even in the decent part of the British Isles it basically rains all the time. At least in Florida you can enjoy the sun.
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Say Nothing posted:Hello. 
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FreudianSlippers posted:Even in the decent part of the British Isles it basically rains all the time. At least in Florida you can enjoy the sun. Haha I wish. It rains almost every day during summer.
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Architects always loving around at the beach trying to create an inception... 
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the wildest rear end posted:Haha I wish. It rains almost every day during summer. And Spring. And good chunks of Fall and Winter, too.
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I recently spoke to a British guy who was chuffed that he'd got a really good price on a holiday to Florida one summer. Turns out he got such a great price because it was so hot the entire time that he could only leave the hotel when the sun wasn't up, and his wife still got heat stroke.
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All foreign people see of Florida is stuff like MTV Spring Break, So it looks like Bikini beach paradise. They don't see stuff like Animal Cops where you get to see the festering swampland it actually is. Man I wish we could get a Spring Break Louisiana one year just to see them flock there and be like "poo poo, they eat that?"
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The only way I know about Florida is from the FloridaMan twitter feed, and I never want to go there ever.
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Istari posted:I recently spoke to a British guy who was chuffed that he'd got a really good price on a holiday to Florida one summer. Turns out he got such a great price because it was so hot the entire time that he could only leave the hotel when the sun wasn't up, and his wife still got heat stroke. Florida ain't that bad. It's like an adventure into redneck jungle.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Even if you just do that though, all you see is a hot, sweaty city, followed by some swampy bits, then Disney World. Hardly a tropical paradise. You see the side of the road for about an hour per day and the rest of the time is the Happiest Place On Earth(tm). If you want to really shatter all perceptions an average Brit might have of the US, LA is really the place. It has a faded glory on par with Blackpool only with more triple-amputee war veterans lying in piles next to all the top-rated attractions.
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TetsuoTW posted:British Marmite is almost indistinguishable from Australasian Vegemite. Now Australasian Marmite, that poo poo is a sugar-filled atrocity. They are completely different in taste! 
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RedTeam posted:You see the side of the road for about an hour per day and the rest of the time is the Happiest Place On Earth(tm). This is exactly what happened to me when my parents took me to Disneyland. Taking the shuttle to the park for the first time, I knew we were heading to "the most magical place on earth", but I kept wondering why the most magical place on earth was located in a poo poo-hole. When I started to see the signs on the fences around the parking area, I was all "So this is just the parking area right? Once you park, you're whisked away to someplace less scuzzy, right? Like.... do we go through a portal or something? This can't be where Disneyland is?!?"
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I loving love these park bench memoriams  but I'll always have my favourite.
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Anora posted:All foreign people see of Florida is stuff like MTV Spring Break, So it looks like Bikini beach paradise. They don't see stuff like Animal Cops where you get to see the festering swampland it actually is. I don't think people that eat black pudding or willingly smear Marmite on anything would bat an eye at boudin. 
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Anora posted:All foreign people see of Florida is stuff like MTV Spring Break, So it looks like Bikini beach paradise. They don't see stuff like Animal Cops where you get to see the festering swampland it actually is. The "American Road Trip" episode of Top Gear gets into this a bit. Skip to about 5:40 to see Hammond drive his truck into an alligator swamp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwZy1G1sMlw
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One of these people (Pulled Pork guy I think) works in my office, I feel like I should vote for him but on the other hand if he got £1 million I'd somehow feel cheated. Sorry Paul!
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a kitten posted:Contains exciting hits such as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Jag54Ip8A REMIXED!!
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- Child shrieks for forty-five uninterrupted minutes. - Man who has just eaten six plate-sized pancakes complains about only getting two strips of bacon. - At 8am a woman asks her waiter about dessert options. - Elderly couple whispers their concern about the varied races of the wait staff. Yes, I am stealing the schtick from the Sounds of America tapes, I don't care.
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Sarchasm posted:- At 8am a woman asks her waiter about dessert options. As someone who has worked night, I have to defend this one as legit.
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Florida is one of the most ethnically, culturally and ecologically diverse states in the nation and on top of it, it is beautiful as hell.    I'm sorry you had a bad time because your parents took you to a lovely motel in central Florida and spent most of the time suffocating yourself in a buffet line.
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Yeah I am trying to figure out where in Florida most of these people went. DIsney World I guess? I went there once but I was a little kid so I loved it. Everywhere else in Florida I've been is gorgeous, and owns. GelatinSkeleton has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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For real though. If you go to Florida, avoid the tourist traps. Disney world is stupid unless you are a kid or are into irony. In Miami, don't go to south beach unless you are a degenerate wastoid or you are REALLY into house music. In the Keys, avoid Key West unless you loving LOVE 20$ piña coladas and margaritas.
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Rexicon1 posted:Florida is one of the most ethnically, culturally and ecologically diverse states in the nation and on top of it, it is beautiful as hell. Really? Your Pics are as follows: A dystopian nightmare with a bridge about to fail A pic of your family swimming in a nasty swamp Literally the opening shot of a horror film And land so Horrible even the sun doesn't want to be there Don't try to pass off your stank-pit as a livable space.
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Rexicon1 posted:For real though. If you go to Florida, avoid the tourist traps. Disney world is stupid unless you are a kid or are into irony. In Miami, don't go to south beach unless you are a degenerate wastoid or you are REALLY into house music. In the Keys, avoid Key West unless you loving LOVE 20$ piña coladas and margaritas. Disney World is awesome regardless of your age
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As someone who has lived in Florida for the last 17 years, Florida loving blows. Don't come here. Gainesville is ok though
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Remember not to go to Florida when black.
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