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Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

4 The Cause posted:

I have been with dozens of women, and even a few trans genders.

drat pretty progressive of you!

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jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

maybe you should become gay jon poop, lots of demand for BBC in the homo scene

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:17

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

4 The Cause posted:

https://twitter.com/ChristyMack/status/355565364442185728

http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Chris...llinois-1161290

http://blog.mrpinks.com/christy-mack-vs-the-race-card-round-one/

Bitch had it coming.

I'm not seeing any evidence that Christy Mack is racist. Maybe she just fears big black cock.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:17

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

4 The Cause posted:

LMAO. Like the boy Obama said typical white person. You tried to trip me up, and got owned. Maybe next time white boy.

huh? Not trying to trick you, someone said that you were a parachute account for some guy who posted that, I was just asking if it was the case, and if so, if what you posted was true.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:17

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

4 The Cause posted:

I have been with dozens of women, and even a few trans genders.

Rofl

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:18

NO FUCK YOU DAD: Oct 23, 2008

4 The Cause posted:

I have been with dozens of women, and even a few trans genders.

Did you do that all today because this kinda paints a different, slightly more believable picture of the kind of man that gets real real mad about who and what a porn star chooses to gently caress.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:20

Azraelle: Jan 13, 2008

Vengeful Turtle posted:

But not a white woman apparently? Wasn't that the point of your whole rant?

He wishes to gently caress white women. It's opportunity that is the limiting factor, not sentiment.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

4 The Cause posted:

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. WE HAVE A WHITE MAN WHO BEAT A "WOMAN" TO A PULP, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO PAINT BLACK MEN AS THE ABUSER. A BLACK MAN DID NOT BEAT THIS WHORE A WHITE MAN DID!!!!

What kind of Lilly white school do you go to where anyone one believes you only get probation for clubbing someone. Out here you would have been tormented into fights constantly for being a lying sack of poo poo and the correct assumption that a fight with a probated student would always be blamed on the problem child.

Work on your pack of lies a bit better.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:20

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

4 The Cause be drowning in that genderfluid.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:20

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Ghost Cow Goes Boo posted:

Did you do that all today because this kinda paints a different, slightly more believable picture of the kind of man that gets real real mad about who and what a porn star chooses to gently caress.

Yeah tbh this is a pretty stark contrast to your claims.

I'm sorry 4 The Cause but I'm withdrawing all financial support for your Police Academy reboot

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:21

NO FUCK YOU DAD: Oct 23, 2008

Randler posted:

4 The Cause be drowning in that genderfluid.

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:21

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

4 the cause who is your favorite porn star

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:23

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

4 The Cause posted:

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. WE HAVE A WHITE MAN WHO BEAT A "WOMAN" TO A PULP, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO PAINT BLACK MEN AS THE ABUSER. A BLACK MAN DID NOT BEAT THIS WHORE A WHITE MAN DID!!!!

i love this guy even if he is a troll

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:24

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i love this guy even if he is a troll

needs to host an AMA imo

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:25

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

Fatkraken posted:

huh? Not trying to trick you, someone said that you were a parachute account for some guy who posted that, I was just asking if it was the case, and if so, if what you posted was true.

he is, he's undoubtedly jon pop, the guys a nut and uses a new account everytime, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3637102&userid=210408 < typical jon pop'ry

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:26

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

jon pop blacks beat more white women every year c/d?

E: I didn't realize true love was jon pop, love that guy

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:28

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

quote:

Greetings, we have several mega minority threads in E/N, the good(Fabgoon), the bad (Feminism) and the ugly(TransMegathread), but none for the first minority. This thread should be used to discuss black men and their place in the world. We will discuss politics, socioeconomics, sports,criminal justice,sex, and the entertainment industry as they pertain to black men. The myth of black male desirability among non black women. We will also discuss the different types of black men in society. I encourage non black participation in this thread, would like to know how black men are viewed in non black societies. Feminist are welcome as well to discuss intersectionality.

For example I am a LSBM(Low Status Black Male), I do not fit in with the white majority ideal for what a black man should be. I am 5'09, 200 pounds. No skill in sports or entertaining. If I was white, I would intergrate myself into a community of goon like individuals, but I am not welcome in nerd spaces, because people assume no black man can be a goon. I am very isolated because I am culturally white so I have nothing in common with the black men in my family who are mostly TB(Thug Blacks). Also sex will be a large part of the discussion, because so much of the black male mystique is wrapped up in sexual politics. I would also like to point out that their are no black themed post icons. I chose Action, because I hope this thread will be action packed.

Mods restrict jon pop to this thread and rename to LSBM

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:29

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Dandywalken posted:

4 The Cause posted:
Rhi Rhi

You're out of control

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:34

NO FUCK YOU DAD: Oct 23, 2008

jalopybrown posted:

he is, he's undoubtedly jon pop, the guys a nut and uses a new account everytime, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3637102&userid=210408 < typical jon pop'ry

The irony being that Elliot Rogers, a legitimate manifesto-writing racist, gets the Jon Pop sympathy vote but a porn chick who won't let a black dude up her hoo-hah deserves a beatdown.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:35

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

# "Oh I love your sweaty loving balls. Sweaty loving bacon balls, so loving good"(12:05)

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:36

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

mods rename me 'black male mystique'

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:38

Chuck Tanner: Nov 10, 2012; by Lowtax

4 The Cause posted:

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. WE HAVE A WHITE MAN WHO BEAT A "WOMAN" TO A PULP, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO PAINT BLACK MEN AS THE ABUSER. A BLACK MAN DID NOT BEAT THIS WHORE A WHITE MAN DID!!!!

holy gently caress shutup

you're aware that war machine is a loving mexican right?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:42

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I thought as much but I didn't really want to explore it since race doesn't really have anything to do with this.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:45

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

Ghost Cow Goes Boo posted:

Did you do that all today because this kinda paints a different, slightly more believable picture of the kind of man that gets real real mad about who and what a porn star chooses to gently caress.

Their are a lot of women who are losers too. You don't have to be a tall white guy to have sex, but it would sure help with the quality of women you get lol!!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:45

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

jon pop war machine is also a manlet, maybe you should get in shape or just spend the time you would posting here trawling for slam whales

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:47

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

you irl posted:

4 the cause who is your favorite porn star

I like gonzo/reality porn. Right now some of my favorite porn is https://www.foulfowl.com and https://www.gloryholeswallow.com

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:55

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

4 The Cause posted:

I like gonzo/reality porn. Right now some of my favorite porn is https://www.foulfowl.com and https://www.gloryholeswallow.com

I get the feeling you don't really respect women that much.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:56

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

4 The Cause posted:

I like gonzo/reality porn. Right now some of my favorite porn is https://www.foulfowl.com and https://www.gloryholeswallow.com

are you still 200 lbs?
do you do alpha male poo poo?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:59

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

you irl posted:

are you still 200 lbs?
do you do alpha male poo poo?

he confirms he is still 200lb in his police academy E/N thread

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:01

Lets! Get! Weird!: Aug 18, 2012; Black King Bazinga

I watch porn with women of every race.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:02

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Jon Pop really wants to gently caress some white women, the loving racist. What's wrong with black women, Jon Pop?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:06

Time Machine: Feb 24, 2006; When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

180+ posts and all for a derail about racism. You stupid loving retards.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Inevitable posted:

Jon Pop really wants to gently caress some white women, the loving racist. What's wrong with black women, Jon Pop?

Ever get a curly pube stuck in your teeth? Gross.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:14

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

Ever get a curly pube stuck in your teeth? Gross.

I thought everyone has curly pubic hair.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:19

Syd Midnight: Sep 23, 2005

quote:

New Goon-In-A-Well Protocol:

OP: Help I'm stuck in this well
Goon1: Dear Christ, that dude is heinous. Get the boards, hammer and nails.
OP: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR!
Goons (choral): Yes, for the love of God!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:19