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Florida Betty: Sep 24, 2004

BigPoot posted:

Stay classy, Polk County. I doubt any of you Florida apologists could go there and not change your view on the flaccid penis state.

Lakeland is pretty nice.

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Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

Solice Kirsk posted:

Florida is great if you don't live there. Much like New Orleans.

Florida sucks and I don't live there.

Disneyworld and the Kennedy Space Center were pretty neat though. They had a lot of signs like this around the space center.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 06:34

hackedaccount: Sep 28, 2009

FLORIDA

# ? Aug 17, 2014 08:16

Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 09:07

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Meatwave posted:

This is perfect.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 11:22

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Edmond Dantes posted:

Next time someone asks me what a catch-22 is, I'm sending them that picture.

Hold the package by the "handle" side and pull the plastic at the other end perpendicular to the scissors. The points of the blades will puncture open the plastic. :geno:

Now solve this magical mystery puzzle:

# ? Aug 17, 2014 11:59

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

I know what James Franco would do.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 12:09

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Meatwave posted:

This is so good it challenges my belief but still it looks so real

# ? Aug 17, 2014 12:51

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

cobalt impurity posted:

Hold the package by the "handle" side and pull the plastic at the other end perpendicular to the scissors. The points of the blades will puncture open the plastic.

Now solve this magical mystery puzzle:

Cats is furry snakes and dude needs to wear a shirt.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 14:19

Axeman Jim: Nov 21, 2010; The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

Cat bendy.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 14:23

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cobalt impurity posted:

Hold the package by the "handle" side and pull the plastic at the other end perpendicular to the scissors. The points of the blades will puncture open the plastic.

Oh, come on, since when did we start thinking about things? :saddowns:

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:04

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Kwyndig posted:

Cats is furry snakes and dude needs to wear a shirt.

Cats are furry snakes?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:29

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Away all Goats posted:

I bet just squeezing the handles would work. Snip!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 16:22

benito: Sep 28, 2004; And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:

http://www.wikitree.com/photo/JPG/Henry_Musselman

I've worked with a lot of old photos, but I don't know if this is a bad scan, a poorly retouched photograph, or evidence that Voldemort was among us in the 1800s.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 17:59

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

benito posted:

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:

http://www.wikitree.com/photo/JPG/Henry_Musselman

I've worked with a lot of old photos, but I don't know if this is a bad scan, a poorly retouched photograph, or evidence that Voldemort was among us in the 1800s.

Holy poo poo, I think you found a picture of Dorian Gray.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:02

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

benito posted:

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:

http://www.wikitree.com/photo/JPG/Henry_Musselman

I've worked with a lot of old photos, but I don't know if this is a bad scan, a poorly retouched photograph, or evidence that Voldemort was among us in the 1800s.

According to the linked biography, Henry Musselman died in 1834, aged 52, before photography was invented.

That looks like a water-damaged print of someone in his 80s from about 50 years later. :iiam:

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:13

benito: Sep 28, 2004; And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Deteriorata posted:

According to the linked biography, Henry Musselman died in 1834, aged 52, before photography was invented.

That looks like a water-damaged print of someone in his 80s from about 50 years later.

Yeah, I'm not going to ascribe any serious historical connection to the photo. I was just amused that someone would post something so horrifying to a genealogy website.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:20

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Zonekeeper posted:

I lived in Panama City when I was young and can confirm that it is close enough to the rest of the South to be considered "The South" and is a complete shithole with terrible schools and dirty beaches. And god forbid you try to do anything productive when the Spring Break tourists invade the area.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39hiAVE7UoE

# ? Aug 17, 2014 19:02

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

They just re-named this nearby bar/restaurant.

If I do go, I'll either be sitting at an outside table, or right by the door.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:03

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Why?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:10

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Going by his comment, I'm going to guess it's this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoanut_Grove_fire

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:19

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

I thought it was a name from history but I also thought it was that place where future presidents go for orgies but not quite so I didn't know what the joke was either.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:21

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

benito posted:

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:

"Musulman" is the French word for muslim, and "Mosselman" is Dutch for mollusk fisher, if that helps in any way.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:28

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Krinkle posted:

I thought it was a name from history but I also thought it was that place where future presidents go for orgies but not quite so I didn't know what the joke was either.

Thats bohemian grove.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:30

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

benito posted:

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:

http://www.wikitree.com/photo/JPG/Henry_Musselman

I've worked with a lot of old photos, but I don't know if this is a bad scan, a poorly retouched photograph, or evidence that Voldemort was among us in the 1800s.

newreply.php posted:

"Musulman" is the French word for muslim, and "Mosselman" is Dutch for mollusk fisher, if that helps in any way.

It's also just plain a now-disused English term for "Muslim(s)," and was used in, for example, the Treaty of Tripoli.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:04

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

Flagrant Abuse posted:

It's also just plain a now-disused English term for "Muslim(s)," and was used in, for example, the Treaty of Tripoli.

Still used in Spanish as Musulm�n.

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Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Secret's out, men.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:49

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

hawai'ian pizza is the best pizza and jones regular flavored sodas is absolutely amazing, never been to florida tho hth peace all

# ? Aug 18, 2014 00:48

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Mister Adequate posted:

hawai'ian pizza is the best pizza and jones regular flavored sodas is absolutely amazing, never been to florida tho hth peace all

Well, I've never been to Spain. But I kinda like the music.

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VinzKlortho: Dec 27, 2004; Are you the Gatekeeper?

Deteriorata posted:

Well, I've never been to Spain. But I kinda like the music.

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# ? Aug 18, 2014 03:24

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Trollologist posted:

Really? Your Pics are as follows:
A dystopian nightmare with a bridge about to fail
A pic of your family swimming in a nasty swamp
Literally the opening shot of a horror film
And land so Horrible even the sun doesn't want to be there

Don't try to pass off your stank-pit as a livable space.

A couple pages back but jesus christ this had me dying

# ? Aug 18, 2014 03:34

snortpocket: Apr 27, 2004; Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Say Nothing posted:

this looks like he's ganked a tv AND a gas station sign

# ? Aug 18, 2014 04:24

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

hackedaccount posted:

I know it's not, but I like to imagine the second part is an invitation rather than a statement.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:51

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Imgur makeup guides for looking like your favourite celebrity

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# ? Aug 18, 2014 09:15

birdlaw: Dec 25, 2006

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Secret's out, men.

Paging Ulillillia

# ? Aug 18, 2014 13:28

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

benito posted:

I was looking up the background of the name "Musselman" as found in the US. It's not a Muslim name but either a Swiss woodcutter or someone who fought Muslims. Anyway, this picture jumped out:

http://www.wikitree.com/photo/JPG/Henry_Musselman

I've worked with a lot of old photos, but I don't know if this is a bad scan, a poorly retouched photograph, or evidence that Voldemort was among us in the 1800s.

It's just a picture of the ketchup and mustard man.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 13:44

Buzkashi: Feb 4, 2003; College Slice

cobalt impurity posted:

Hold the package by the "handle" side and pull the plastic at the other end perpendicular to the scissors. The points of the blades will puncture open the plastic.

Now solve this magical mystery puzzle:

The cat appeared as a handicap, omniknight OP

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Say Nothing posted:

It's nice that the Hoverbot from Basewars found love. :3:

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