WWE SummerSlam: Blood, and Urine, and Vomit (7:30 EST)

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Bray Wyatt has a film production company?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:21

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN YOUR SIX MONTH COMMITMENT LAPSES AND THAT AUTO-RENEW CHECKBOX RUNS WILD ON YOU

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

This opening is dope

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Nothing like opening a PPV with a commercial. I'm sure that someone who invested time and money for this show has never heard of the network.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

KoldPT posted:

Did Big Toni win?

i'm afraid i've got some bad news

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Follow the Buzzards Pictures?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

Ktik: Jul 10, 2004

How much did Vince just pay Hogan for that?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

pressedbunny posted:

Shilling on a product people will have already paid for to watch.

It could be a shill for the half dozen people buying cable PPVs how don't know about the network.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

is....is this the summerslam advert? DURING summerslam?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

They had me up until Baroness.

ed: also gently caress you no AJ/Paige bit.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

The Billionaire BARONESS

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

This intro rules

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:04

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Hulk, getting another paycheck

"follow the buzzards films" nice...they'd better fuckin put Bray over

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Gonzo McFee posted:

I PAID YOU gently caress.

I ALREADY PAID.

WHO ARE YOU ADVERTING TO?

The people who haven't yet.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Wyatt vs Jericho is my designated piss spot match

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

this is a good package

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

NowonSA: Jul 19, 2013; I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Arrive.

Be a Corporate Shill

Leave.

Repeat.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Asmodai_00 posted:

is....is this the summerslam advert? DURING summerslam?

the normal intro

i wish they'd still call her the billion dollar princess

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Actually, Hulk, this show cost me $24.99.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

I like the authority and Wyatt Family film company logos.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Dimebags Brain posted:

oh no are biggest moneymaker and the biggest company man in wrestling history is the champion this upsets us for some reason. Cena vs. the Authority is the most nonsensical storyline I've seen in a long time outside of TNA.

This shouldn't be confusing, it's the same deal as the Bryan feud.

Daniel Bryan was super over with the crowd, but because he didn't fit what the Authority thought a champ "should" look like, they were getting rid of him in favor of their hand picked guy.

Cena is objectively the "Best for Business", but because he doesn't do exactly what the Authority wants when the Authority wants, they were getting rid of him in favor of their hand picked guy.

Then when they tried and failed to get rid of Cena, they got so frustrated that it became more important to them to get rid of Cena than to have their guy on top. Enter Lesnar.

Then we get some time where the storyline is HHH realizing how badly his obsession with control has led to him loving himself.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

Holy loving poo poo that shot of Steph. God drat.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Asmodai_00 posted:

is....is this the summerslam advert? DURING summerslam?

No it's the intro.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Intro owns

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

KoldPT: Oct 9, 2012

ch3cooh posted:

i'm afraid i've got some bad news

it could be worse

it could be cena winning

no chance of that happening, right?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Are Stephanie McMahon's tits trying to seek shelter in her armpits?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Carver Crisis posted:

Bray Wyatt has a film production company?

He's every user on YouTube!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Mr. Baps: Apr 16, 2008; Yo ho?

Swagger Dagger posted:

This intro rules

I laughed when he said "La-la Land" all serious like but otherwise yeah this is good

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

KoldPT posted:

Did Big Toni win?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Here Is The Champ

Him Name Cena

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:05

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Nothing like opening a PPV with a commercial. I'm sure that someone who invested time and money for this show has never heard of the network.

I wonder if they're explicitly advertising to PPV pirates

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

Vertical Lime posted:

the normal intro

i wish they'd still call her the billion dollar princess

Deadpool posted:

No it's the intro.

right on.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Gonzo McFee posted:

Are Stephanie McMahon's tits trying to seek shelter in her armpits?

Yeah let's not do this already, we're only 6 minutes in.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

KoldPT posted:

it could be worse

it could be cena winning

no chance of that happening, right?

It sure seems like the odds are against him!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Intro owns

Intro would own more if Matilda was still around and they could'a done a shot of her for "Dog days". :smith:

Gonzo McFee posted:

Are Stephanie McMahon's tits trying to seek shelter in her armpits?

Women's tits are very shy creatures.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Intro is so hype.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

The narrator was too quiet at the end there, could barely hear him over the music.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Or they are advertising to the dopes who still pay full price for PPV's

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

WWE truck monkeys > *

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:06

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

There's the entire pyro budget for the year, there.

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