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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Clochette posted:

I thought everyone has curly pubic hair.

Nah. Mine is straight. Just like me.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:00

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:59

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Good news! War Machine WAS tasered!

"Another hotel guest, who witnessed War Machine�s arrest, also shared her story with KTLA.

�And they were like banging on the door, trying to get it open, and they�re like, �Open the door, open the door,� Nicolle Blankenship told KTLA. �Finally when they got it open they yelled, �Gun,� and then all of a sudden you see them shoot him with a Taser. And he got shot with a Taser and he went down to the floor, and then they handcuffed him.� "

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:14

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

lol solid

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:17

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

did he have a gun or is "gun!" code word for shoot the douche with the taser gun

i imagine if he was holding a weapon he'd be shot dead full of 20 bullets right now

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:17

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Drunk & Ugly posted:

did he have a gun or is "gun!" code word for shoot the douche with the taser gun

i imagine if he was holding a weapon he'd be shot dead full of 20 bullets right now

gun is what police yell when they want to legally murder civilians

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:21

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

oin this case unfortunately they opted not to

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:22

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

ilikedirt posted:

oin this case unfortunately they opted not to

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:24

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

ilikedirt posted:

oin this case unfortunately they opted not to

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:25

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

ilikedirt posted:

oin this case unfortunately they opted not to

very good post

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:26

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Not sure if it's true. He didn't seem to piss himself.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:27

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

If only War Machine was black I guarantee he would be loving dead right now.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:30

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

Clochette posted:

If only War Machine was black I guarantee he would be loving dead right now.

Oh, good, let's talk more about racism.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:31

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

But you see Christy Mack wont have sex with black people this we'd have some sort of a paradox

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:32

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Clochette posted:

If only War Machine was black I guarantee he would be loving dead right now.

I often wish blackness as a curse on my enemies

that's how I screwed washington :smug:

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:34

Lets! Get! Weird!: Aug 18, 2012; Black King Bazinga

Drunk & Ugly posted:

did he have a gun or is "gun!" code word for shoot the douche with the taser gun

i imagine if he was holding a weapon he'd be shot dead full of 20 bullets right now

They wouldn't have to worry his was loaded with blanks.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:37

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

That joke is still so funny not even a combo BBT/MLP avatar can ruin it, although lord knows it's trying.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:39

bend it like baked ham: Feb 16, 2009; Fries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urY1aZCRs7c

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:13

Vacation Tenzin: Jan 23, 2005; I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.

I hope this guy lost control of his bladder and pissed himself when he got tazed. There's nothing pussier than having to sit in a puddle of your own urine in the back of a police cruiser.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:15

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Lesbian LSBM here

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:22

Lets! Get! Weird!: Aug 18, 2012; Black King Bazinga

mind the walrus posted:

That joke is still so funny not even a combo BBT/MLP avatar can ruin it, although lord knows it's trying.

Someone bought me this after Shalinor gave me an MLP av because I made fun of a hipster???

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:22

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

ilikedirt posted:

oin this case unfortunately they opted not to

he was white

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:25

Chuck Tanner: Nov 10, 2012; by Lowtax

Dizz posted:

he was white

hes mexican

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:43

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Lets! Get! Weird! posted:

Someone bought me this after Shalinor gave me an MLP av because I made fun of a hipster???

Ok Sheldhoof.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:45

Syd Midnight: Sep 23, 2005

Robots can be made to do Alpha poo poo better than brahs, but its just less expensive to use brahs.

Animals can do Alpha poo poo better too, but that would be inhumane and dangerous, at the very least they piss on you and try to gently caress your leg.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:45

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Chuck Tanner posted:

holy gently caress shutup

you're aware that war machine is a loving mexican right?

Dang this explains a lot

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Well he ain't no love machine.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:54

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

Chuck Tanner posted:

hes mexican

not black though

# ? Aug 18, 2014 03:12

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

i wish he was dating an early aughts pornstar so we could title thread guage against the machine

# ? Aug 18, 2014 03:18

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

So. War Machine had a blog last time he was in prison. Let's see what sort of thoughts he recorded for posterity, shall we?

https://www.blogger.com/profile/02988533996204637335

quote:

So it's Christmas day and I'm laying in my bunk wondering "Why in the hell do American men get married!?" As I write this, there is one guy in here for slapping his wife, one here for yelling at his wife, and one here for beating some guy's rear end that disrespected his wife. WTF!? If your wife is being a bitch you can't slap her, if your wife is yelling at you, God forbid you yell back, and if some rear end in a top hat hurts your wife, you can not protect her! LMFAO! What in the gently caress! is REALLY going on!? Next thing you know it will be illegal to gently caress your wife! LMAO! Maybe then, MEN in this country will get the loving hint and MOVE! This country forces you to be a bitch! And then if you resist, you go to jail! And if you give in and become a passive lil' pansy, your wife is gonna sneak around and get hosed by someone like a single War Machine! HAHA! And believe me, in my day, I have hosed more than one wife who complained about being "sick and tired of wearing the pants in the family." What a loving country! De-masculated men left and right, mere sheep for the cowards in political offices to boss around and PLAY tough with. A country that preaches "Violence solves nothing" to it's masses, but is eager to run off to war with ANY and EVERY country, who refuses it's verbal bullying.

Encoded in, "All political negotiations and peace talks have fell on deaf ears, so we will now commence a military campaign," is "they wouldn't cower to our verbal threats (to do what we want) so now we're gonna gently caress them up, as once again violence is the only REAL answer to any problem." And ANY one who reads this and preaches against this is just loving WEAK and a COWARD and you hide behind your words, for only one reason: words always have been, and always will be, your ONLY option. But when you were a lil' boy... and even now in your dreams at night... you're a bad-rear end, a real tough guy... a cowboy, a gladiator, a fighter pilot, a Navy SEAL, a professional athlete. So why don't you swallow your shame and be a REAL man for once, and give the country back to REAL MEN and admit! I'm right! And DO SOMETHING to help us! This country has gone SO SOFT that it has left us helpless. The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either. Every Jew & every Black man, both in jail and those who have managed to avoid it, will attest to what I have just wrote. I have never written ANYTHING that I wanted to be read/heard more than what I wrote today on Christmas 2010. gently caress it. I got more to write!

There has always been the oppressor and always the oppressed. Before, it was blatant, easy to see, easier to defend. The Indians, the Chinese, the Blacks, the Jews. NOW the oppressor has learned to disguise his evil. You can see man, but you can not see MEN. How easy it is to oppress a minority that is invisible to the eye! How genius of the oppressor! And what a better target too! Jews and Blacks are of no threat to government! They were oppressed because of a prejudice of what was different and of what they didn't understand. It served no real purpose and was therefore easier to extinguish. But MEN... Men challenge injustice from Government, MEN fight for their Constitutional rights, that are slowly being taken away every year. Those that are not MEN don't like it when we are around because we expose them for the posers that they are. REAL MEN do what's right and not what will line the pockets of the few in power... Now you can see why MEN have been chosen to oppress. And they don't just oppress us by making more laws and taking away more freedom, they are far more clever than that! Ask yourself what your REAL dream was?? If you gave up on this dream, why? Because of the brainwashing of the Government, that's why! They taught you to "play it safe." They told us a responsible man has ONE wife, a house, good credit, good job, and kids. How are you supposed to chase your dreams while maintaining all of that!?

Men are supposed to take risks and be aggressive! What accomplishments have ever come of a man scared to risk it all!? None!? Where would the world be? Still 'flat!' Still 'Earth at the center of the universe!' Where would Brad Pitt be!? He'd be nobody! When he was discovered he was like 26 years old, a waiter, and living out of his car! He wasn't playing it safe, he was risking it all! On his dream! Being a MAN is BALLS not brawn! So don't think you were too weak or small to be the MAN I'm talking about. So many of you ARE MEN but you got trapped by the oppressor. Every time you fight the urge to tell your wife "NO!" or you tell your son, "Don't punch the bully, go tell instead," YOU ARE LETTING THE OPPRESSOR WIN! Think on it. And here's a good book to read... It's a Christian book so it's a SUPER SOFT way of saying all that I said, but it should inspire you regardless. "Wild at Heart" by John Eldredge.

P.S. Before people cry about me comparing the oppression of MEN to the Holocaust and slavery, let me illustrate a few things. The oppressor has learned from history that dead bodies attract too much attention to what's going on, or YES, there would be millions of dead MEN! They'd love that quick fix! In order to be elusive and to have longevity, the oppressor has learned to kill MEN while their bodies remain alive. And with your 'spirit extinguished' you're nothing but a loving zombie, a shell of a man, waiting to die. And THAT is just as bad as death itself. The animals at the zoo are as good as dead just as we are, the MEN in America.

Cool.

Inevitable fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Aug 18, 2014

# ? Aug 18, 2014 06:49

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

Chuck Tanner posted:

hes mexican

Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:05

hofnar: Dec 27, 2008; by sebmojo

4 The Cause posted:

Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white.

You are literally retarded FYI

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:09

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

4 The Cause posted:

Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white.

i dunno he looks perfectly latino to me you fuckin racist

I'm surprised he wrote that crap on his blog, i would expect more typos and horrible grammar from mr machine

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

4 The Cause posted:

Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white.

How does it make you feel that a retarded muscle head Mexican is getting more white tail than you?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:17

4 The Cause: Aug 10, 2014; Can't post for 649 days!

LingcodKilla posted:

How does it make you feel that a retarded muscle head Mexican is getting more white tail than you?

Why do you make it seem like Mexicans are inferior. Every woman must make her own choice of mate. Mrs Mack chose and now she must deal with the consequences.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:19

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

4 The Cause posted:

Why do you make it seem like Mexicans are inferior. Every woman must make her own choice of mate. Mrs Mack chose and now she must deal with the consequences.

Nah you got it all wrong. Even being retarded and flaccid he's still a better choice in mates than an non rapping, non athletic black dude.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:24

hofnar: Dec 27, 2008; by sebmojo

4 The Cause posted:

Why do you make it seem like Mexicans are inferior. Every woman must make her own choice of mate. Mrs Mack chose and now she must deal with the consequences.

Is he white or Mexican dude. Pick one

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:27

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

hofnar posted:

Is he white or Mexican dude. Pick one

How about we compromise and declare him to be Irish?

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:31

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Every single one of you (except for your Mr. Pibbleton) is acting stupid as all gently caress right now.

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:32

TheIllestVillain: Dec 27, 2011; Sal, Wyoming's not a country

isnt the guys name like kopfenhavener or someshit he's about as mexican as louis ck

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Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

mind the walrus posted:

Every single one of you (except for your Mr. Pibbleton) is acting stupid as all gently caress right now.

Oh dear.

TheIllestVillain posted:

isnt the guys name like kopfenhavener or someshit he's about as mexican as louis ck

Oh you!

# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:34

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