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Clochette posted:I thought everyone has curly pubic hair. Nah. Mine is straight. Just like me.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:00 |
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Good news! War Machine WAS tasered! "Another hotel guest, who witnessed War Machine’s arrest, also shared her story with KTLA. “And they were like banging on the door, trying to get it open, and they’re like, ‘Open the door, open the door,” Nicolle Blankenship told KTLA. “Finally when they got it open they yelled, ‘Gun,’ and then all of a sudden you see them shoot him with a Taser. And he got shot with a Taser and he went down to the floor, and then they handcuffed him.” "
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:14 |
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lol solid
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:17 |
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did he have a gun or is "gun!" code word for shoot the douche with the taser gun i imagine if he was holding a weapon he'd be shot dead full of 20 bullets right now
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:17 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:did he have a gun or is "gun!" code word for shoot the douche with the taser gun gun is what police yell when they want to legally murder civilians
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:21 |
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oin this case unfortunately they opted not to
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:22 |
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ilikedirt posted:oin this case unfortunately they opted not to
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:24 |
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ilikedirt posted:oin this case unfortunately they opted not to
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:25 |
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ilikedirt posted:oin this case unfortunately they opted not to very good post
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:26 |
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Not sure if it's true. He didn't seem to piss himself.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:27 |
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If only War Machine was black I guarantee he would be loving dead right now.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:30 |
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Clochette posted:If only War Machine was black I guarantee he would be loving dead right now. Oh, good, let's talk more about racism.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:31 |
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But you see Christy Mack wont have sex with black people this we'd have some sort of a paradox
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:32 |
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Clochette posted:If only War Machine was black I guarantee he would be loving dead right now. I often wish blackness as a curse on my enemies that's how I screwed washington
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:34 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:did he have a gun or is "gun!" code word for shoot the douche with the taser gun They wouldn't have to worry his was loaded with blanks.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:37 |
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That joke is still so funny not even a combo BBT/MLP avatar can ruin it, although lord knows it's trying.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 01:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urY1aZCRs7c
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:13 |
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I hope this guy lost control of his bladder and pissed himself when he got tazed. There's nothing pussier than having to sit in a puddle of your own urine in the back of a police cruiser.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:15 |
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Lesbian LSBM here
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:22 |
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mind the walrus posted:That joke is still so funny not even a combo BBT/MLP avatar can ruin it, although lord knows it's trying. Someone bought me this after Shalinor gave me an MLP av because I made fun of a hipster???
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:22 |
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ilikedirt posted:oin this case unfortunately they opted not to he was white
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:25 |
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Dizz posted:he was white hes mexican
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:43 |
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Lets! Get! Weird! posted:Someone bought me this after Shalinor gave me an MLP av because I made fun of a hipster??? Ok Sheldhoof.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:45 |
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Robots can be made to do Alpha poo poo better than brahs, but its just less expensive to use brahs. Animals can do Alpha poo poo better too, but that would be inhumane and dangerous, at the very least they piss on you and try to gently caress your leg.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:45 |
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Chuck Tanner posted:holy gently caress shutup Dang this explains a lot
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:52 |
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Well he ain't no love machine.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 02:54 |
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Chuck Tanner posted:hes mexican not black though
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 03:12 |
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i wish he was dating an early aughts pornstar so we could title thread guage against the machine
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 03:18 |
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So. War Machine had a blog last time he was in prison. Let's see what sort of thoughts he recorded for posterity, shall we? https://www.blogger.com/profile/02988533996204637335 quote:So it's Christmas day and I'm laying in my bunk wondering "Why in the hell do American men get married!?" As I write this, there is one guy in here for slapping his wife, one here for yelling at his wife, and one here for beating some guy's rear end that disrespected his wife. WTF!? If your wife is being a bitch you can't slap her, if your wife is yelling at you, God forbid you yell back, and if some rear end in a top hat hurts your wife, you can not protect her! LMFAO! What in the gently caress! is REALLY going on!? Next thing you know it will be illegal to gently caress your wife! LMAO! Maybe then, MEN in this country will get the loving hint and MOVE! This country forces you to be a bitch! And then if you resist, you go to jail! And if you give in and become a passive lil' pansy, your wife is gonna sneak around and get hosed by someone like a single War Machine! HAHA! And believe me, in my day, I have hosed more than one wife who complained about being "sick and tired of wearing the pants in the family." What a loving country! De-masculated men left and right, mere sheep for the cowards in political offices to boss around and PLAY tough with. A country that preaches "Violence solves nothing" to it's masses, but is eager to run off to war with ANY and EVERY country, who refuses it's verbal bullying. Cool. Inevitable fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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Chuck Tanner posted:hes mexican Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:05 |
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4 The Cause posted:Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white. You are literally retarded FYI
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:09 |
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4 The Cause posted:Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white. i dunno he looks perfectly latino to me you fuckin racist I'm surprised he wrote that crap on his blog, i would expect more typos and horrible grammar from mr machine
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:09 |
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4 The Cause posted:Their are plenty of white Mexicans and Latinos in general. Before the immigration crisis no one would have batted an eye if he called himself white. How does it make you feel that a retarded muscle head Mexican is getting more white tail than you?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:17 |
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LingcodKilla posted:How does it make you feel that a retarded muscle head Mexican is getting more white tail than you? Why do you make it seem like Mexicans are inferior. Every woman must make her own choice of mate. Mrs Mack chose and now she must deal with the consequences.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:19 |
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4 The Cause posted:Why do you make it seem like Mexicans are inferior. Every woman must make her own choice of mate. Mrs Mack chose and now she must deal with the consequences. Nah you got it all wrong. Even being retarded and flaccid he's still a better choice in mates than an non rapping, non athletic black dude.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:24 |
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4 The Cause posted:Why do you make it seem like Mexicans are inferior. Every woman must make her own choice of mate. Mrs Mack chose and now she must deal with the consequences. Is he white or Mexican dude. Pick one
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:27 |
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hofnar posted:Is he white or Mexican dude. Pick one How about we compromise and declare him to be Irish?
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:31 |
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Every single one of you (except for your Mr. Pibbleton) is acting stupid as all gently caress right now.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:32 |
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isnt the guys name like kopfenhavener or someshit he's about as mexican as louis ck
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:32 |
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mind the walrus posted:Every single one of you (except for your Mr. Pibbleton) is acting stupid as all gently caress right now. Oh dear. TheIllestVillain posted:isnt the guys name like kopfenhavener or someshit he's about as mexican as louis ck Oh you!
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