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The Duggler posted:I hate this show.
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Aug 18, 2014 03:07
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I feel like a fanfic writer somehow swapped the script this season
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Aug 18, 2014 03:10
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The new director sucks. The amount of mistakes this season has made boggles my mind. Save for that one episode that was actually great, it's all been poo poo. I think it was that fundraising gatecrash one. Meh.
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Aug 18, 2014 03:11
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I just can't believe that loving Eric Northman, the vampire viking badass of the past millenia, is being made to be a bitch by five human gangsters. God, back in season 2 Eric would've laughed in their faces as he ripped their throats out in three seconds AND freed Pam at the same time. What the poo poo. They really dropped the ball on this show the past two seasons e: And don't forget bill's cringy AH ALMOST RAPED HERUHH line, god that was bad Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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Aug 18, 2014 03:19
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Captain Mog posted:I just can't believe that loving Eric Northman, the vampire viking badass of the past millenia, is being made to be a bitch by five human gangsters. God, back in season 2 Eric would've laughed in their faces as he ripped their throats out in three seconds AND freed Pam at the same time. What the poo poo. They really dropped the ball on this show the past two seasons I'm hoping he's just holding back for a spectacular rear end-kicking to come.
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Aug 18, 2014 03:25
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And why the hell would they make him deliver messages between a couple...Ugh.
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Aug 18, 2014 03:27
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Mister Kingdom posted:Couldn't she un-glamour him? That's what I was thinking but I guess if she did he'd actually remember how much of a callous rear end in a top hat Jessica really was and what an awful friend Jason is. This way everything is covered with rose tinted glasses and they all live girlfriend-swappingly ever after (until Jason and Jessica start loving again... which they just did a few episodes ago).
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Aug 18, 2014 03:54
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Christ, what the hell. Since when did Eric become a little bitch? I may be forgetting something but shouldn't Bill have some sort of powers or benefit from drinking Liliths blood? Another waste of an episode. Why can't anyone end a show without loving everything up
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Aug 18, 2014 04:49
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I like how Jason has basically had no development over the course of the show. gently caress Hoyt's girlfriend, "Man I hosed up". gently caress Hoyt's girlfriend, "Man I hosed up". Shot and killed a dude somewhere in there. And now we're back to gently caress Hoyt's girlfriend. Everything in this show is cyclical. Hoyt is back with Jessica, Sookie is back with Bill, Eric is a loner grumpy vampire, Pam dyes some hair, Lafayette is fabulous, Sam is completely unimportant. I just want the final episode to be really loving stupid. It sure looks like it will be.
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Aug 18, 2014 05:16
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I'm glad I will only waste one more hour of my life on this show.
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Aug 18, 2014 05:20
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:I like how Jason has basically had no development over the course of the show. Don't forget that Tara died three times (the third was in the hearts of the viewers)
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Aug 18, 2014 05:37
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My roommate's never watched the show and was in the room during this episode. He asks right before it starts "so is this show any good?" Nope, but at least it has lots of gore and titties. And then the episode fails to deliver on both fronts.
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Aug 18, 2014 05:39
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ruddiger posted:My roommate's never watched the show and was in the room during this episode. He asks right before it starts "so is this show any good?" The answer is yes this show is awesome, don't listen to the lame nerds in this thread Ruddiger's roommmate.
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Aug 18, 2014 05:41
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Macaluso posted:The answer is yes this show is awesome, don't listen to the lame nerds in this thread Ruddiger's roommmate. This show was awesome. So was this. Whatever the hell's happening now isn't.
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Aug 18, 2014 05:53
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The Duggler posted:Don't forget that Tara died three times (the third was in the hearts of the viewers) You know, I had honestly forgot that Tara existed. Whoops. And I guess Willa just got on a bus and left the show?
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Aug 18, 2014 06:02
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I kinda hope they do an Animal House type ending where they sum up everything that happens to the characters after the show with text.
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Aug 18, 2014 06:10
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Captain Mog posted:This show was awesome. So was this. Whatever the hell's happening now isn't. Maybe not awesome, but impossible to forget. (no nudity but I'd still call it  especially the 2:00 mark on)
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Aug 18, 2014 06:16
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hepscat posted:Maybe not awesome, but impossible to forget. (no nudity but I'd still call it That was one of those scenes where everyone I was watching it with flipped the gently caress out over how insane it was, but amazing to watch. Then the show became some weird epic saga with faeries, super-witches, vampire gods?, and now zombies.
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Aug 18, 2014 06:22
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hepscat posted:Maybe not awesome, but impossible to forget. (no nudity but I'd still call it I was in a large group watching this when it aired live. Holy poo poo that was the best.
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Aug 18, 2014 06:24
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Captain Mog posted:This show was awesome. So was this. Whatever the hell's happening now isn't. Man that scene where Godric meets the sun is really really good. Anna Paquin wasn't terrible! Oh man the twisted scene. Incredible. The Duggler fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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Aug 18, 2014 06:25
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The Duggler posted:Man that scene where Godric meets the sun is really really good. Anna Paquin wasn't terrible! Godric and Russell were so much better then the rest of the show.
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Aug 18, 2014 06:30
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Bored posted:Wouldn't vampire speed solve all of Eric's problems? They got swords man, nothing beats a sword. This episode was easily the worst episode, in a show that entertains with a shape-shifting fly exploding a head and a man loving a woman's head on backwards, this episode was nothing but smarmy wish fulfillment and sloppy character resolutions. The last episode better be bonkers, it will be such a shame to have it go out on a cheesy "the kids are alright" kinda vibe.
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Aug 18, 2014 06:46
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Solice Kirsk posted:I kinda hope they do an Animal House type ending where they sum up everything that happens to the characters after the show with text. You know this show makes me want to shout.
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Aug 18, 2014 06:48
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:I like how Jason has basically had no development over the course of the show. You know who had an arc? Noah!
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Aug 18, 2014 07:05
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joebuddah posted:You know who had an arc? Noah! Who? Edit: Oh it's 2am and I can't understand a pun. Time for bed.
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Aug 18, 2014 07:12
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The Duggler posted:I feel like a fanfic writer somehow swapped the script this season I've read better fic than this.
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Aug 18, 2014 08:06
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They're really inconsistent with Eric's powers. He should easily be able to kill a few Yakuza dudes with guns in like half a second.
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Aug 18, 2014 09:08
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:You know, I had honestly forgot that Tara existed. Whoops. Willa was there at the table in this episode when everyone was eating.
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Aug 18, 2014 09:51
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Why did Pam dye Newme's hair? Why did Eric gently caress Ginger? I assumed these two things were related and part of some plan, but nope! Also Hoyt blatantly using his hand to fulfill Jessica's no nudity clause was painfully obvious.
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Aug 18, 2014 09:52
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:And I guess Willa just got on a bus and left the show? I think Willa was at Arlene's feast in the last episode, but didn't get a close-up for her one line.  This show needs to end as a Shakespearean tragedy. Kill everyone, maybe leave Pam and Lafayette behind as the sole survivors as they are the only entertaining characters left on this show.
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Aug 18, 2014 12:00
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This has been very disappointing. I thought they would've went all out for the final season.
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Aug 18, 2014 12:13
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Yeah worst episode yet, but on the bright side there's no way the finale will be this bad. Then again it's crystal clear that the writers don't give a gently caress anymore.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:28
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Is Sam really gone? Are they going to just disappear a character who has been around since the first loving episode with a letter saying he went to Chicago, and Sookeh should visit? I know he was never important, but giving a main character the Willa treatment so Jason can get it in one final time with Hoyt's girl seems weak. Tara loving died in the first episode and she got a quarter season dedicated to her bullshit.
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Aug 18, 2014 14:05
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Dirk Pitt posted:Tara loving died in the first episode and she got a quarter season dedicated to her bullshit. Don't remind us about that.
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Aug 18, 2014 14:09
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Dirk Pitt posted:Arlene is growing on me. Her wanting to have sex with the vampire but can't "'cause he'd die" is pretty funny. Dirk Pitt posted:Was that a bombshell that faey are attracted to vampires? The Duggler posted:Why exactly do Hoyt and Jessica belong together? Captain Mog posted:I just can't believe that loving Eric Northman, the vampire viking badass of the past millenia, is being made to be a bitch by five human gangsters. God, back in season 2 Eric would've laughed in their faces as he ripped their throats out in three seconds AND freed Pam at the same time. What the poo poo. The Dennis System posted:They're really inconsistent with Eric's powers. He should easily be able to kill a few Yakuza dudes with guns in like half a second.
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Aug 18, 2014 15:27
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Tiggum posted:Speaking of Eric's powers, has it ever been explained why he's the only vampire who can fly? He's not. Some vampires can, I think most can't.
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Aug 18, 2014 15:30
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Tiggum posted:Speaking of Eric's powers, has it ever been explained why he's the only vampire who can fly? Russell could fly.
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Aug 18, 2014 15:31
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I hate pretty much every character in this show now, except for Lafayette and Andy. Andy at least makes me laugh, he is just so grumpy!
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Aug 18, 2014 15:40
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Sophie Anne and Bill flew when they fought. I think it was implied to be a power you gain as you get older.
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Aug 18, 2014 15:53
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nooneofconsequence posted:Sophie Anne and Bill flew when they fought. Sophie Anne and Bill aren't that old though? Comparatively of course
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