WWE SummerSlam: Blood, and Urine, and Vomit (7:30 EST)

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Grinnblade: Sep 24, 2007

Cena going full Hogan.

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Jon, don't stop to shill your merch, goddammit

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BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Those towels are perfect to look at right next to the toilet when your constipated.

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matrocious: Feb 7, 2011

The human merch-machine.

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UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Oh one more thing, I feel like something major is gonna happen here, just a hunch

John Cena: Paul Heyman Guy

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Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

If Cena wins, we shitpost

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Kifisonfire: Jan 15, 2008

Stayed up till 4am to watch a grown man in jorts get decapitated on live TV oh boy!

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BLOOD
URINE
VOMIT
REPEAT

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

John Cena, you said last Monday that you would not come out here covered in merch, shilling lovely wrist bands. Yet here you are, with a NEW towel.

gently caress you, John Cena. You are a liar and a terrible rolemodel.

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Oh hey they officially changed Cena's colors.

Also No Heyman promo.

This is serious.

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Meep moop

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Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

God I want this match to be awesome. I'm kinda surprised they didn't make it no DQ again

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Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Still scratch logo belt. Guess Brock's debuting the new single belt.

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Faustian Bargain: Apr 12, 2014

Has Cena ever had a good shirt?

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Ever Disappointing: May 4, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Oh one more thing, I feel like something major is gonna happen here, just a hunch

It would be pretty loving major if John Cena overcomes the odds once again

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Every so often I'll be looking at Brock Lesnar when suddenly I remember that holy poo poo that thing isn't a human being it's some kind of monster creation golem frost giant viking or something.

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pitlo: Dec 30, 2004; You won't get anything
done by planning.

Kifisonfire posted:

Stayed up till 4am to watch a grown man in jorts get decapitated on live TV oh boy!

You made the right choice.

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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Jo hn Cena is the ALTERED BEAST, HE NEVER GIVE UP

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ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

Shine posted:

If Cena wins, we shitpost

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bartok: May 10, 2006

#MEEPMOOP

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Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Zyla posted:

i wonder what brock lesnar tastes like

Poop.

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squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

Woah, McDonalds has a wrestler??

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

what are those towels intended for

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CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Faustian Bargain posted:

Has Cena ever had a good shirt?

The 8-bit one was ok

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Shoehead posted:

Which body fluid are you looking forward to the most PSP? And why?

The period blood after Brock Lesnar dislocates one of Cena's ovaries.

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RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

I don't watch RAW hardly at all anymore, so I wouldn't mind if Lesner took the title, defended it maybe three or four times until Royal Rumble, and wrestled Daniel Bryan for it or something. Maybe legitimize the title after the 17 time champion John Cena pisses all over a meaningless title for the past 8 years. Even CM Punk's over year run didn't really feel like it meant much because the matches weren't that memorable.

Take a key from MMA, defend the title very few times and make every match be memorable.

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Shine posted:

If Cena wins, we shitpost

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Shine posted:

If Cena wins, we shitpost

If cena loses, we still shitpost.

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McNutty: Feb 25, 2007; Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Cena looks like a jorty ketchup bottle

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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Vintimus Prime posted:

If Cena wins.....ugh.

...ungh! unf yeah keep feedin it in

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Every so often I'll be looking at Brock Lesnar when suddenly I remember that holy poo poo that thing isn't a human being it's some kind of monster creation golem frost giant viking or something.

HGH is a hell of a drug

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I hope Brock straight up pisses and pukes on him

sadly in the full special it is revealed that after the enormous pause he says "of his own" so there's no mystery about brock pissing on john cena

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Cena getting a thorough booing per usual

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BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wait, those aren't jorts, those are cargo shorts. JOHN YOU LIAR! :mad:

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hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Faustian Bargain posted:

Has Cena ever had a good shirt?

RUCK FULES

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Gaz-L posted:

Still scratch logo belt. Guess Brock's debuting the new single belt.

Or maybe Rollins

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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

MEEP MOOP

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Omally posted:

what are those towels intended for

towelin'

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Shine posted:

If Cena wins, we shitpost

You're moving this thread to YLLS then?

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

what is #PWTR

i probably don't wanna know

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