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bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

Popular Thug Drink posted:

It is possible that Wilson shot at Brown from behind and missed.

We really need to know how many shots were fired. Police claim one in the car(?) and then confirm 6 in brown, witnesses I've spoken to have said 10-12 were fired but they could be mistaken

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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

axeil posted:

The Cloverfield monster is scheduled to show up tomorrow.

It's going to try to chant "hands up, don't shoot!", but nobody will understand. :(

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



CelticPredator posted:

Clover is not a riot tourist.

1999 Godzilla on the other hand...

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

OrangeKing posted:

It's going to try to chant "hands up, don't shoot!", but nobody will understand. :(

Well it will give the police an excuse to escalate to fighter jets and a nuclear weapon.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Peaceful protester who was tear gassed, and someone poured milk into her eyes. Could be in the Pulitzer mix...really sums it up.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Uhhhhh.

quote:

Police are taking man away, can't confirm why.. He's yelling. Things are happening fast #ferguson #mikebrown

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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axeil posted:

Well it will give the police an excuse to escalate to fighter jets and a nuclear weapon.

hammer down protocol. :stare:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

stinkles1112 posted:

Are iPhone 5 cables different? Why would anyone buy Apple?

The iPhone 5 changed their cable standard. It still has a USB on one end to attach to the charger plug or charger/computer, but it has a smaller, symmetrical attachment point for the phone itself.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



axeil posted:

Well it will give the police an excuse to escalate to fighter jets and a nuclear weapon.

You say that as if these shithead cops woudln't be the first ones running, leaving roadblocks behind to slow the civilians down to distract adn confuse the monster.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

CelticPredator posted:

hammer down protocol. :stare:

The VICE guy will still survive somehow.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
What Target is even open at 11:45 PM on a Sunday?

Damiya
Jul 3, 2012

axeil posted:

The VICE guy will still survive somehow.

probably by mooching off some guy's bunker. TIIIIIIIM :argh:

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008


That really doesn't mean very much.

I know we're all hopped up on being on the front lines but "the fog of war " causes a lot of misinformation during high-stress times and is pretty easy to misread by people who aren't in it. Hell, even people who are in it, like the cops mistaking fireworks for shots fired. I heard fireworks yesterday when I was leaving QuickTrip and I posted "shots fired?" On Facebook and freaking out a bunch of my friends before I realized and updated

Edit: not that I want to be a dick about it, but there are lots of people at protests the cops SHOULD arrest like for example whoever set off the firecrackers.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

"A lease chicken?" What?


edit: ohhhh, ahahaha

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:siren: INBOUND TO LEE'S CHICKEN :siren:

Tim's hungry I guess.

And he just got a bunch of iPhone cables :laffo:

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
"Lee's chicken"

hahaa also a dude just ran up and handed Tim more cables.

GET THE CABLES TIM

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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DONT SILENCE THE MEDIA! HERE ARE MORE CABLES!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Someone is stalking Tim with a bundle of iphone cables

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
hahahaha someone found me and got me some iphone cables.

Damiya
Jul 3, 2012
haha drive by cable delivery.

THe internet is amazing.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

axeil posted:

The VICE guy will still survive somehow.

800 years in the future, they will find his phone and find a way to hook the primitive communications device up to a power source. When they open it up they find the last 2 hours of footage...

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.
:lol: random dude with iPhone cables

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Finally an iPhone 5 cable service that delivers!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Someone just ran up and gave Tim a back of iphone cables.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

hcreight posted:

This is like a found footage movie. Except there's not a big monster or a supernatural serial killer because this is actually happening.

It's the most evil creature of them all. It turns out it's man!

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Tim is now SELLING Iphone5 cables. Anyone interested, tim@vice.com

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Dude who hooked up Tim with some iPhone 5 cables owns.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

A Ferguson miracle

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.
What did the cop say the journalists would be arrested for after midnight?

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Vice- "Where is the media area?"

Police- "I have no idea"

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I would probably suggest anyone who's there for protest should come back after this poo poo calms down. I don't really want to hear about people getting hurt.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

WE LOST CHRIS

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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There is no place for the media

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Ooo, National Lawyers Guild.

LunarShadow
Aug 15, 2013


Heh, they lost the goony teacher it seems.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

MassaShowtime posted:

WE LOST CHRIS

gently caress WHERES TARGET

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

William T. Hornaday posted:

Ooo, National Lawyers Guild.

Yeah, apparently those are the green hat guys. They're noting the police conduct for any future suits.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Target is next to the police HQ so I doubt anything is happening. Especially since I saw HRT there.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

So this went from horrifying to kind of hilarious. Hopefully it doesn't pendulum.

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Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
Watching the police threaten to shoot someone filming protests and then seeing on-the-spot delivery of cables by random strangers- all while sitting in my room is basically the best proof I've seen that we are, in fact, living in the future.

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