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Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

KennyLoggins posted:



too bad i was a poor and couldn't get one.

that version was poo poo



you could seriously hurt someone with this at close range if you hit them in the face and it was fully pumped :hellyeah:

too bad it broke so easily, a metal one or at least non-garbage plastic would still be awesome

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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Obligatory Handle posted:

His parents bought him over a grand worth of gadgets and "toys" for Christmas this past year. He's 33 and has a full-time, well paying job.

Were half of them from "Santa Claus"?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

What I find interesting is that very little has changed in terms of fashion since about 1997. I mean I guess there's hipsters but they could be considered the child of Grunge kinda.

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg

Tarkus posted:

What I find interesting is that very little has changed in terms of fashion since about 1997. I mean I guess there's hipsters but they could be considered the child of Grunge kinda.

You just stopped hanging out with "young" "hip" people, get with the times OLD MAN.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

the Gaffe posted:

You just stopped hanging out with "young" "hip" people, get with the times OLD MAN.


You might be right but consider the difference between 1994 and 1997 in popular media. The difference is huge. It was around this time too that having your pants droop started becoming popular, it still seems to be today. Many of the specifics have changed, but the broad tendencies are still the same.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

the Gaffe posted:

You just stopped hanging out with "young" "hip" people, get with the times OLD MAN.

No, he's right. The fashion of 2014 isn't radically different from 1999 in the same way clothes from 1974 were radically different from 1959. There have been minor changes, but most things normal people wear day to day are pretty similar over the past 15 years.

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
Can anyone name my first bike? It was some 90s monstrosity that was supposed to be a bike disguised as a dirtcycle. It had a bunch of buttons hooked up to a thing on the handlebars that played motorcycle noises. There was a big plastic light attached to a plastic shield on the front of the handlebars and mud flap things over the grips. It was basically a bike weighed down with a shitload of plastic. Completely forget the brand/name though.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lol

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The forums were way better in the 90s.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

SymfonyMan posted:

The forums were way better in the 90s.

the forums were never good

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

SymfonyMan posted:

The forums were way better in the 90s.

i remember getting my friend to print out an faq about mortal kombat from some bbs, was pretty cool. it was a big deal that his house had internet and :siren: TWO PHONE LINES :siren: because his mom wrote freelance for newspapers

xov
Nov 14, 2005

DNA Ts. Rednum or F. Raf

Junkfist posted:

Velcro everything because why not? gently caress catching.



Dude, I loving loved these things.
I can hear the satisfying "sssssssSSSSSSST" sound as you peel the ball off.

I don't remember half the poo poo you guys are posting. I guess I'm really a late 80s kid, with my Thundercats and Silverhawks and poo poo.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

xov posted:

Dude, I loving loved these things.
I can hear the satisfying "sssssssSSSSSSST" sound as you peel the ball off.

I don't remember half the poo poo you guys are posting. I guess I'm really a late 80s kid, with my Thundercats and Silverhawks and poo poo.

these things still own at the beach

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
did anyone ever thinking of strapping one of those pads on their junk, then playing catch with their junk?

why wasn't i this smart when i was young??

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Hey, how 'bout some ZOOM BALL!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PhOm2GUqQE

I had the water balloon one as a kid, and it was surprisingly heavy when it was fully loaded.

But seriously, what the hell? Zoom ball was the dumbest thing.

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg

Leofish posted:

Hey, how 'bout some ZOOM BALL!?

strap that to your junk as well

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!


I hope the OP's happy that they made that one PYF thread that pops up every year or two.

Imasalmon
Mar 19, 2003

Meet me in the Hall of Fame

Minarchist posted:

that version was poo poo



you could seriously hurt someone with this at close range if you hit them in the face and it was fully pumped :hellyeah:

too bad it broke so easily, a metal one or at least non-garbage plastic would still be awesome

As of a year ago, my super soaker 300 still works.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

The OG Super Soaker (I think it was renamed the 50 once the other models started coming out) was always superior. They may not have held as much water, but they made up for that in portability and durability, and you could always buy extra water bottles that mounted on a special belt (and I want to say regular 2 liter bottles also worked). The 100 wasn't too bad, but anything bigger just got ridiculous as you could just outrun whoever was using one. The 25 was also garbage (even though it made a good backup weapon) because the bottle never sealed right so the pressure never built up properly.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k018khYq8Do

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I graduated HS in 2000, so I feel I was an extremely prime age to be a 90's authority.
The 90's were pretty good imo and I enjoyed many things this thread is talking about.
Also for those too young to remember, 9/11 changed society permanently and people knew it as it was happening, the whole social conscious changed in weird ways.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


LMAO YOU CONFUSED THE 1890's WITH THE 1990's WTF HOW DID THAT HAPPEN LMOA UR CARD HERE MR GUY

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Big Beef City posted:

LMAO YOU CONFUSED THE 1890's WITH THE 1990's WTF HOW DID THAT HAPPEN LMOA UR CARD HERE MR GUY

*tips pickelhaube*

m'kaiser

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

cname posted:

Can anyone name my first bike? It was some 90s monstrosity that was supposed to be a bike disguised as a dirtcycle. It had a bunch of buttons hooked up to a thing on the handlebars that played motorcycle noises. There was a big plastic light attached to a plastic shield on the front of the handlebars and mud flap things over the grips. It was basically a bike weighed down with a shitload of plastic. Completely forget the brand/name though.

Motocykes. Not sure about the spelling but it's close to that.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRWvywpyb38&t=24s

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

I graduated HS in 2000, so I feel I was an extremely prime age to be a 90's authority.
The 90's were pretty good imo and I enjoyed many things this thread is talking about.
Also for those too young to remember, 9/11 changed society permanently and people knew it as it was happening, the whole social conscious changed in weird ways.

I had just turned 15 at 9/11, and was leaving for school when the towers got hit. I obviously knew that it was a major event, but my dad immediately knew it was terrorism (which I had no real concept of) and his reaction made me realize it was more than just a "normal" big event.
It was a very strange experience going through that day, even 3000 miles away, so yeah forgive us if we want to return to the who-gives-a-poo poo ways of the late 90s.

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
stickly actually sounds like a cross between lowtax and shmorky

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlulSyBI2aY

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Nice cargo pockets brah

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

BigBoss posted:

Serious post: 9/11 changed everything

quoting this from the first page to stress it

if you're reading this thread and you're young sorry kid the funs gone enjoy your shithole

if you're old that poo poo was great wasn't it

:smith:

BeanBandit
Mar 15, 2001

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
it wasn't that great. sorry to bum you out even further.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




look at the lengths sega had to go to in order to make their system roughly a quarter as good as the snes

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

They are filled with pogs

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Kelfeftaf posted:

it wasn't that great. sorry to bum you out even further.

true but it's real poo poo now lol

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Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMKtzw4Wn18

came with this thing, and i loved it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEyjdpbm_JU

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